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Hulk Hogan never able to wrestle again
What would your thoughts be if this were true?
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Asshole! With him needing another operation and all I thought this was true and was about to go apesh*t!!! :mad: :rant::mad: :rant::mad: :rant::mad: :rant::mad: :rant::mad: :rant:
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I'll admit there was a time when I did enjoy Hogan and that was when he first turned heel and joined the nWo and you know that eventually got old..
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He would have to have a broken neck, a serious stroke, or something else truly debilitating for me to believe it, in which case I would feel bad for him.
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Hogan never wrestling again? Glorious. Hogan joining Bob Backlund as Kurt Angle's crazy entourage? That has potential.
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I knew he did this for my benefit.
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Wait, since when was he able to wrestle in the first place?? :?: :?:
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Fuck you Xero. You got my hopes up.
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FUCK YOU XERO!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU! I COME ON TO TPWW, I SEE "HULK HOGAN NEVER ABLE TO WRESTLE AGAIN" AS A THREAD TITLE! I CLICK THE LINK FOR SAID THREAD MENTALLY MAKING A NOTE OF THE DATE; FEBRUARY 27, 2007, THINKING THIS WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE. THE THREAD OPENS AND MY HEART SINKS DUE TO THERE ONLY BEING ONE LINE OF TEXT...IN THAT SPLIT SECOND BEFORE I BEGIN TO READ I CALM MYSELF WITH THE IDEA YOU MIGHT HAVE SAID GO TO SUCH AND SUCH A SITE. BUT NO! YOU INSTEAD USE SUCH A LYING TITLE TO GET PEOPLE IN HERE TO HAVE USW DISCUSS OUR THOUGHTS ON IF IT HAPPENED??? WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WOULD THINK, I WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE THE BEST DAY IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING'S HISTORY...BUT INSTEAD I NOW REALISE THAT I THINK YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELL. DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKER. DIE!
Tovo's official submission for Spaz Out Thread. |
We should start a stable Tovo, the 'I Hate Hogan Club.'
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I'm taking applications.
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I want in too
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I'm yet to get your application Ice Box, dunno what your on about.
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Hogan should be shot, shanked, drawn and quartered, burned, and have his asses pissed on.
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We are pleased to inform you that Xero Limit is our newest memeber. TOVO and I would like to say welcome to the brotherhood.
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Also, Hulkamania should have ended at the hands of Ric Flair.
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Glad I made it. :cool: |
Honestly, I laughed as soon as I read the topic title.
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Wikipedia describes the sound of Masturbation as "FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP"
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I was under the impression that Hogan was actually no longer able to wrestle. Am I wrong?
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Within the Hogan Hater Kliq, it should be noted that I still have bad blood to Xero for such a cock tease of a thread title.
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The joy that I would express would burn all my pot plus the weed of everyone in the world.
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I would prefer to see him have one last (genuine) "Retirement Match" first, I suppose, as closure.
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Betcha the day Hogan can't wrestle anymore is when he starts pitching ideas of Finger Pokes Of Doom again...
God I fucking hate Hogan. |
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I would also like to join the I hate Hogan Club
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Even when Hogan is no longer physically able to wrestle and it goes against all medical advice, he will still wrestle.
He'll come back for "one more match", stand in the ring and point at his opponent and his opponent will fall and he will pin them with his foot/cane/walker/segway |
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What's all this about STARTING an "I Hate Hogan" club? Isn't it in the terms and services of TPWW that you agree that you hate him when you sign up?
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Hogan is pretty much the next Vigo...eventually his unnaturally long life will end when he is poisoned, stabbed, shot, hanged, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered by his own people....
sometime around Wrestlemania 50, he will then emerge from a Hogan poster and look to inhabit the body of the latest superstar. |
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I may cryogenically freeze myself and request that I not be thawed out until this said day occurs because after getting my hopes up, every day until this actually happens will now suck ass.
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* By signing up with TPWWForums.com you wholeheartedly agree in the proclamation that Hulk Hogan does indeed suck donkey balls and that you have no love left for him whatsoever henceforth.
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Hogan will never stop wrestling.
Even when he is dead and cremated he'll never put not-wrestling over. |
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Hey, you agreed to the Terms and Conditions. If you break the laws...we break your legs.
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Funny thing is, when you click that link you get a picture of a whore that doesn't look entirely unlike Brooke Hogan.
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I would dance a jig of glee.
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This will lead to the advertised first ever post-fatal four-way match, featuring the mortal remains of Hogan, Flair, The Undertaker, and Roddy Piper.
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Platypus was created for the purposes of making the Ant Eater feel better about his looks, and New Jersey was made because the world needed an armpit.
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Wrestlemania 30 main event. Cena VS Triple H (for the millionth time).
*Cena's down, Triple H is going for the sledgehammer. OH MY GOD!!! What's this! Someone just threw Hulk Hogan's ashes into the ring on top of the Cena... the ref is making the count... 1... 2... 3... BAH GAWD! Your new WWE Champion... Hulk Hogan's Ashes!!!* You might laugh now, but you wait and see. :nono: |
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