TNA Lockdown
 

...Doesn't even get it's own thread?

:rofl:

Is anybody watching this? I'm not either, :p , but honestly I was somewhat interested.

Do you know how often TNA PPVs don't get their own thread?

Actually pretty rarely, usually someone who DIDN'T order the PPV, just like MB, posts it asking where it is and it goes like 2 pages.

I thought I had seen one at least everytime, doesn't always make it past a page but I could've sworn there was always an 'Official TNA Lockdown Thread'.

TNA is still around?

As much attention as we're paying it, I guess not.

Not paying for it, but I will illegally download it tomorrow.

Jerry Lynn versus Christopher Daniels should be good...

everything else will most likely be the typical TNA clusterfuck.

So illegal downloading... here I come.

I guess Sabin wins the X-Division Xscape match to retain the X-Division Title.

...for anyone who cares.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

^ It came down to Sabin vs. 'Black Machismo' Jay Lethal :|

Why does Alex Shelley get pushed, buried, pushed, buried, pushed, buried....can't they make up their goddamn minds!?!

Shelley was 2nd to last eliminated, working with Sabin most of the time.

Oh really? Well i guess thats not so bad.

Robert Roode over Petey Williams

Gail Kim over Jackie

Senshi over Starr (via roll up :lol: , always at least one roll up on a TNA show)

Blindfold match is up next...:roll:

Play by play is saying the crowd is chanting "Boring"...this match must really suck if a TNA crowd isn't marking out about it.

Storm over Harris

I'm talking to myself but that's okay :)

Mercury Bullet, TPWW's Play by Play for TNA that nobody watches including himself.

Pity post :)

I'll take it :y:

I'm posting in this thread less out of interest and more otuof solidarity. Rock on, brutha MB.

By the way, what was the "advantage" at lockdown for the 5 on 5 about? Psychological edge or something tangible?

I think they enter the ring 1 by 1 or something, the the 'advantage' is that one team gets to have that 2nd person in first, thus having a 2-on-1, 3-on-2, etc.

Daniels over Lynn

^ Didn't sound all that great, but the TNA crowd was back after chanting "This Is Awesome" at Daniels missing a BME.

Dudley's vs. LAX right now. Hector Guerrero comes out, takes out some guy with the Latino Nation, takes out the ref, takes out Hernandez, Brother Ray tells him to get the tables.

"Fire Russo" chant

HECTOR GUERRERO IS A BEAST

Your winner and new NWA Tag Team Champions, Team 3D.

http://www.autographedtoyou.com/cele..._guerrero3.jpg

Not long til thats the NWA strap he's holding...

Lethal Lockdown is next...

411 said the elictrified cage match was pretty lame, any thoughts?

AJ Styles vs. Kurt Angle to start

Not watching either, but it sounded lame. I mean, electrified cage match, probably gonna be lame.

It's saying Abyss is next to the ring :wtf: , but Team Angle won the advantage on Impact. Guess they threw that right out the window.

Yup, Abyss and Styles vs. Angle now.

Way to ignore what happened on your TV show a couple days ago.

Tomko, Abyss, Styles vs. Angle & Rhino

Samoa Joe in now.

Joe destroys everyone.

Muscle buster on Styles. Angle suplexes Tomko 5 times. Steiner enters.

Steiner did a FREAKIN FRANKENSTEINER on somebody

Sting in now, 4 on 4.

Stinger splashes for all

Christian in now, 5 on 4.

Jarrett in, 5 on 5.

Naked guy w/ an uzi from the future on Reno 911 right now. Looks exactly like a guy I know. Exactly.

Top of the cage comes down with all the weapons

Jarrett grabs a bunch of weapons and gives them to his teammates. Gives Sting the bat.

Styles on top of the cage

Angle and AJ on the cage now

GORE! GORE! GORE!

Rhino gores Tomko through the cage door.

Joe suicide dive on Tomko outside the cage

Abyss lays down the tacks...
Sting and Jarrett slam Christian on the tacks!
Blackhole slam on Jarrett!
ANGLE THROWS AJ OFF THE CAGE onto the wrestlers outside the ring!

OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS SO BIZARRE!!!!




Sorry, had to do it at least once.

Jarrett clobbers Abyss with guitar full of tacks

Jarrett tells Sting to pin Abyss!!

Sting over Abyss!!!

Sting is your new #1 Contender

Jarrett shakes hands with Sting, Rhino, and Joe.

Angle walks off, no handshake.

Well, with the exception of the main event that show sounded like a turd. Glad I didn't order it.

Well folks, thank you all for joining me tonight for this edition of "Mercury Bullet's TPWW TNA Play by Play that nobody is watching including myself"...I should expand the title to "...that nobody is reading either" but whatever.

Mercury Bullet, signing out. ;)

Man. All you did for like 15 posts there was name finishers, and it was STILL boring. I hope the Main Event was better than that, but I'm realistic and know it was probably worse.

I, probably being the only one, like that Jarrett is back.

A guitar filled with Tacks?

Nice.

Now that's original.

Angle heel turn?

TNA's crappyness really pisses me off.

Thanks for all the updates.

No WAY! I'll believe it when I see it.

TNA had a PPV..................................



















PPV!
(sorry, I couldn't allow TNA to crap up an entire thread without one WWE refence)

You're not the only one.

Jarrett sucks

The main even honestly didn't sound too bad. I thought it sounded better than everything else....

Which doesn't necessarily say much.

Best moment was the Steiner's FrankenSteiner

Just watched it. Aside from the blindfold match it wasn't SO bad.

Yeh I'm gona have to d'load this solely for that moment.

I would almost pay to see him do a Frankensteiner now.








Almost. :shifty:

Woo hoo! Third page.

Really Says something about your PPV when Steiner is the highlight of the show.

Yeh, this was a fugly PPV with a good main event.

I'm Always left wondering why the tag matches and X-Division matches are longer then there World Title matches and Main Events, It wasnt too bad on this PPV, but there was still a bunch of sub par matches nonetheless.

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THANK YOU.

That saved me a lot of time.




And why the hell aren't they chanting "This Is Awesome"? Freakin idiot TNA fans, that was more awesome than most of the shit they chant for.

Pretty bad when a PPV can be summed up in a 20 second, unedited video.

And it's Scott Steiner.

good to see steiner is still able to do it, i still like him, he is a great heel on the mic.

They did chant it. It was a delayed chant. I think at first they were probably like "WTF?! FRANKENSTEINER?!?!"

God, I don't know which sounds more lame, an electrified cage tag match for the freakin' TNA or NWA Tag Titles whichever, or that freakin dumb No Way Out Barbed Wire Steel Cage match where JBL defended his then WWE Championship...both sound pretty horrific, and not just from a physically painful point of view of how the superstars must feel after such a match but the mental damage done to both superstar and average Joe fan alike (no, not Santino Mushroomhead or whatever the fuck his name is to all you wise-asses...)