Official Raw 4-16-07 Topic - Spoiler: CENA WINS
 

Yeah bitches

Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire.

Evening all.

The TPWW clock is five minutes slow.

I wasn't going to make a thread for a Pre-Recorded Raw. Sorry.

Diva Fashion Show? That's their first selling point of the show?

Read the spoilers, but still watching. I'll act suprised. =D

Who is also an Honorary 5 Year Old.

So what if it's pre-recorded? Have you seen it already? If not, who cares if it's pre-recorded. It's only a couple of hours ago.

I want to see if they piped in cheers for Cena.

It's DA BOSS.

:lol: Vince's "Bushwhacker After A Stroke" walk never fails to amuse me.

I should probably go and watch Raw right now. Its 9:00.

In other news, today I had square pizza. it kicked ass.

YES. I FLEW TO ITALY AND WATCHED IT. IT WAS GOOD. THEN KILLED MARIO AND FUCKED THE PRINCESS.

:rant:

Square Pizza? PorkSoda, I am envious.

Yea held off on reading the spoilers so hopefully will be worth it.

They should've saved Cena's mob entrance from Wrestlemania 22 (I think it was 22) and used it here. That would've been really over. :shifty:

Vince is so obviously continuing to shave his head. For somebody who apparently hates being bald, (in the words of Jim Cornette) it DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.

And since when have Italians been World-reknowned garlic eaters?

Apparently Italian Fans look just like American Fans. Hopefully they'll react just as American Fans.

I love Vince's Tom Landry look.

That set kinda sucks ass however. Poor forign countries don't even get that real "RAW" feel.

I was just thinking that.

Same as Kurt Angle. Angle lost his hair, and seemed rather humilated, to the point he started wearing a wig. Yet he is still bald, five years later. Doesn't make any fucking sense.

Okay, I understand that McMahon needs to draw it out a little, but if he's still a chrome dome at Backlash he's pushing his luck.

I love how WWE's got their two Superman babyfaces booked in basically 3-on-1 matches at Backlash.

I'd like to see Vince take that final push, and have his character literally lose his mind. Then, Shane can take over as "CEO" of the WWE, after having Vince committed. Be something a little different, even if it's more McMahon Time.

watch it be Kahli

Holy crap Mark Cuban is in the audience.

that guys gonna get fucked up lol

Who's this then?

lol at the soccer chants

Santino Marella? A Gorilla Monsoon tribute?

That is a pretty terrible shirt

So is this guy a contracted wrestler then? Or just some local plant?

He's from OVW.

Nice wrestling boots.

I. AM. YOB.

What name does he use?

I LOVE DOUBLE DOUBLE E

Boris Alexiev.

The sound is well dodgy on this Raw.

He's supposedly the guy Jim Cornette slapped around in OVW leading to him being fired as Head Booker.

NAPPY HEADED LESNAR IS ON THE LOOOOOOSE.

Hmmm.... Santino Marella is the WWE Intercontinental champion on his debut?

Is this the first debutant ever to win the I-C belt?

What the hell? new IC champion?

This is the first time in HOW many years, the Intercontinental title has changed hands in a different continent?

Highly coveted?

Since when?

The crowd singing White Stripes?? This crowd has been pretty entertaining on their own so far.

WHOA. was not expecting an IC title change.

Probably not since Wembley.

That was an amazing waste of a half an hour.

Guys getting pushes in their home country rarely translates into popularity back in the States.

Well, we know who is heading to WWE Europe next year, don't we??

Umm... Jeff Hardy beat Johnny Nitro for the belt in London, about two months ago.

Italians are passionate.

That was pretty great.

The Marella name has GOT to be a Monsoon tribute.

The crowd made that

They're STILL in the ring?! JESUS CHRIST.

ROFL LASHLEY. did he just spoil himself winning at backlash?

Buckwheat needs to avoid the mic and go back to Tuesday Nights.

This is going to tell your fans not to do this at home, eh?

This is going to lead to a SHITLOAD of crowd jumping, imho.

... this raw is gonna SUCK

Crowd jumping?

Impressionable fans jumping the barricade and going into the ring? You knew what I meant.

People aren't fucking morons. They know what a work is. Your dealing with a business that people think is faker than it actually is. So it's not gonna inspire morons to jump in any more than they do, and they'll be met with a tackle and a black eye from security regardless.

Plus if anyone thought that was real they'll be proved wrong next week when he's given a manager and starts with a fighter with a heart of gold Rocky Balboa gimmick.

I honestly did not.

BAH GAWD ITS TOTTI

I decided not to read the spoilers, and I already have to ask, WTF? A new IC champion, thats supposebly not on the roster? That has to be some kind of debut, since I don't remember anyone winning the IC title on their debut.

Rocky was Itallian...

NEXT MONDAY CENA VS MICHAELS ITS GONNA BE SO BIZARRE

I'm actually hoping for that. That shit is HILARIOUS. Like the Streaker from Mania. LOL.

I dislike him as a ring announcer.

This should be a solid match though, Atleast I hope.

Likely time for WGTT to lose again.

Santino Marella - http://www.ovwrestling.com/Superstars/boris_alexiev.htm

And yeah, Todd Grisham SUX.

Should suck.

They've done that kind of fan angle forever. Nothing is going to change now.

He's been in OVW as of a year ago yesterday. Wow. From OVW to the Intercontinental Title in a year. That's a Guarenteed Burial down the line.

Yeah, but I still feel the need to underestimate the intelligence of fans that continue to cheer John Cena.

Wow, so I blinked and missed that match? How sad.

Wow, WGTT won. Time for the Carlito heel turn.

Told you it would suck.

Oh, Carlito... just turn heel already. We know it's coming... and until that day arrives, you will be jobbing to everyone.

How many girls and little kids have you seen job the barricade?

Sometimes "wrestlers from the crowd" work quite well (Earthquake) and sometimes they don't (Steve Blackman).

There is that kid who jumped the barricade and climbed the cage trying to save Virgil. That's about it.

Still would like to see a 10 year old get tackled, Pounce style.

It's an angle guy, which should end with Carlito going on a hot streak. If you rush it the audience wont have time to connect, long story short: Carlito NEEDS to job.

It's simple archatecture. You have to LAY DOWN bricks to BUILD UP to making a sky scraper.

Yup

Marcus Cor Von could be a good security guy for WWE.

*guys jumps into the ring*

*Cor Von Pounces the guy*

Cor Von: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUNNNNNNNNCCCEEEE! ...period.

LOL @ Cena's face when hearing the boos

That should be gimmick.

I would mark the fuck out, for like a week straight.

HBK!
HBK!
HBK!

OMG THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A FAT TAZZ

HAHA THE ITALIAN JR

LOL, we got the Italian announce table now too.

LOL LAWLER THOUGHT THE SAME THING

ROFL KoOS, "fat Taz." So Taz is skinny?