Official RAW Thread (5/14/2007): Rated Sayonara?
 

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One week after he tore Mr. McMahon's Executive Assistant limb from limb, Bobby Lashley will get another crack at Jonathan Coachman...this time in a sanctioned match Monday night on Raw.



Will we see a repeat beating when these two square off one-on-one? Or will Coachman somehow manage to hold his own against the mountainous Lashley?


Also, the new World Heavyweight Champion, Edge, will be at Raw to say goodbye. There's no doubt the Rated-R Superstar will be gloating as he makes his final Raw appearance before heading to SmackDown.


WWE Champion John Cena has a tall mountain to climb as Raw heads to its final stop before Judgment Day.


One would assume Cena will be looking for The Great Khali, the No. 1 contender, who stole the title and walked out of Raw last week after leveling The Champ with his own gold.



Can Cena gain any momentum against the monstrous Khali heading into their one-on-one encounter?


Carlito called out Ric Flair on Raw last week, but as first reported by WWE.com, Flair was not in the arena.



Will "Nature Boy" have anything to say this week in response to Carlito’s words and his treatment of Raw beauty Torrie Wilson?


Find out all this and more on Raw, Monday night at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

I don't want Edge to go to the subpar show =/

Also, Lashley sucks.

Oh yey, let's start with Cena. Bah.

KAHLI HAVE BELT, KAHLI BLINGY.

Would adore it if Kahli ate the belt.

REPO MAN 2.0. WHERE YOU AT!?

Aw, he's about as sad as Triple H is when he doesn't have his belt.

WTF, this is such a bitch move.

and Anally Raped.

The hell with this crowd.

LOL, you do suck.

Horrible.

and yet none of them could get you over either.

CRY BITCH, CRY. I think Cena just lost his smile.

This nigga is a bitch nigga.

Time to overcome the odds again.

:yawn:

You know, I figured "Dr." Vince McMahon would open this up

It means he's gonna go ABU GHRAIB on your ass, whitey.

KAHLI EAT FIRE, KAHLI SHIT COAL.

I demand that Khali smash right now.


WTF, a translator? Not a bad idea. >_>

LOL, Kahli gets a Translator?

Who is he? Vijay Singh?

That guy reminds me of an Eastern version of Eric Bischoff.

what the ? :-\

Hahaha, is that Goldberg's theme?

Awesome video packaging a really lame goozle. Good job WWE.

:rofl: That was a good video.

LOL @ "Just Bring It" gesture.

lol.. he IS an indian bischoff i swear

ABUDABI.

THAT WAS AWESOME!

I dunno.

Doesn't it seem like it's cheapening Khali to make him use a trash can on Cena?

Hmmm so theres two raw threads? This is confusing my slightly fucked up mind.

RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! KHALI SWAT FLY! KHALI SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINISH HIM.

There is no concievable way cena could ever win this sunday, yet.. he will

FATALITY.

I know it's cold in here, but still.

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If we're lucky, we'll get Umaga vs. Kahli (c) at SummerSlam.

Cena got raped.

Evening Gentlemen.

seriously fucked up lol

Usually Jimmy here is in charge of making them. If not, myself or Corndad or others would whip one up. Why Damninator made one is beyond me.:?:

Evening Thunder.

Oh... yey... the Hardys.... I need a drink.

more like the Fattiez, lolamirite?

FRUITY DELICIOUS FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY

I want to projectile vomit every single time I see Trevor Murdoch on my television.

Cade needs to invest in shirts that don't come off.

Wow, Jeff has some killer Douchebag facial hair.

Jeff looks rough tonight

Maybe if we're lucky, Murdoch will give us the Taxahachee Destroyer again tonight.

Yeah, withdrawl is a bitch.

lol, one can only hope.

Ow.

This match just doesn't intrest me. Just can't get into it.

WHISPER IN THE WIND into a neckbreaker? Nice.

Knees up, nice.

Murdoch has the most idiotic trunks I've ever seen.

Inside Cradle... really? C'mon now.

wow. that was kind of a quick ending. Jeffs gotta be hurt.

Let's turn one of the only heel Tag Teams on Raw left, into Tweeners?

Edge as Champion FTW.

Damn. I forgot. It's gonna be really lonely without Edge on raw.

Coach needs to come out to the Rock's theme. That would be AMAZING.

That gold belt fits him so much better than the Spinner.

The Gold Belt fits anyone better than the Spinner, since the latter is so fucking horrible looking.

Yeah, but Edge will leave, and Trips will come back - so it balances out.

I wonder if any of the rumors are true about sending Orton to Smackdown. I'd kill to see an Orton/Edge program for the title. Maybe move Kennedy to Raw, or even keep him on SD just to pad the roster and get him in the run for the title again? That'd be pretty awesome, IMO.

Wii are Asians. Wii have small Wii.

Nah UC, pretty sure Orton is on Raw for the long haul, he's set to fued with Trips when he returns.

No, definately keep Kennedy on smackdown for the kennedy/edge feud.

another snitsky promo?

Snitsky.........hmph.

Don't put Snitsky back on Raw, please.

Looks like RAW's shaping up to be another big cluster-fuck...

Ah really? Guess I should check the news forum more often. Still not displeased over that one though. If the guy would fly right backstage, and get his act together, that would be incredible.

It's a shame to say, but what with all the restructuring due to injuries, I'm actually becoming more interested in potential main event feuds (Edge/Kennedy, Orton/HHH)...Taker/Tista and Cena/HBK/Khali doesn't really do anything for me.

Lashley is so fucking terrible. God.

SHANE-O!

Black Lesnar time.

lol@how Vince looks.

where did vince find a lavender du-rag?

Shane lol

Oh god. Here we go.....

Christ I forgot about the Opera lol

so question. Which was/is a more credible IC Champ? Santino or Chyna?

Great a rematch/rerun. *click*

So why does Masters get a rematch for losing?

That's a fantastic question. :shifty:

All in all, I like Santino just fine. There's worse things to do with the IC belt, I guess. :/

thats two roll-ups lol

please tell me this doesn't lead to a 3rd match at the PPV

Same here, i just don't get why masters gets two title shots. Atleast have some other guy face santino then have Masters come and attack him after the match.

So all of a sudden we got Masters and Santino in the I.C. title scene. Where the hell is Nitro at?

Ozzy on Smackdown? What is he, strapped for cash or something?

Where the hell is Nitro at?

Heat. Seriously.

I miss Nitro.

Dammit, I miss Mercury too. :(

Oh yeah, that's right. He's sorta kinda in the doghouse right now or something along those lines.

Bye bye Condemned. See ya on DVD.

yeah, there's a lot of 'heat' on him apparently...

Speaking of mnm, here's Melina.