I'm bored so ask me some wrestling questions
 

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This is actually inspired by a chat me and BDC had on MSN the other day.

What year do you see WWE going off the air and who will be in the last ever match on RAW?

Don't see it going off air. They'll always have TV in some form. Unless wrestling is banned or some shit. And even if it is, they'll figure something out.

Last match on Raw will involve HHH though. Even if it's 50 years.

Fair enough :y:

Who do you think will take over the company after Vince is gone?

Will there be a point where Vince completely fades out of wrestling, including backstage, or will he be there until the day he dies? If not the latter, what would be your estimated date for Vince's complete fade-out?

Obviously will be Stephanie. That's if Vince ever quits. And I think he might out live all of us.

Again, I don't expect Vince to quit. If he dies, different story but with all the roids and stress and whatever else, he should probably be dead already. Maybe he is Satan.

I'd be mildly surprised if he was still doing this in his 70's though.

For some reason, I'd love to see Shane take over the company after Vince is dead and pull a "Norman Bates." Vince would be stuffed and kept in a rocking chair in Shane's office.

Vince- "Fire that useless Diva, SHE'S A SLUT SHANE!"

Shane (holding a knife and wearing a wig) - " SHUT UP DAD, THAT'S YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER!"

How long (if ever) until Wrestling enters into a big upswing like the one enjoyed in the late 90's?

Vince would probably try and sneek a peak down her wedding dress too.

A very long time. Maybe never. They need new stars and a revamped product and developmental programme long before this happens.

The answer is 42, but do you have the right question?

Was it the one where I was asking things like "JBL, great wrestler, or greatest wrestler?"

41+1?

yeah probably. I forget. It was the same one when we were talking about revamping WWE and I was on about developmental.

How many times has Johnny Ace had to suck dick to keep his job?

I lost count after 4923

:lol:

I think Vince permanently keeps it in his mouth and he's only allowed to take it out 3 times a day for meals.

RVD- "Gee Johnny, can we go to the gym BEFORE Vince blows his first load of the day in your mouth?"

No, no, too literal, too factual, wouldn't sustain the punters' interest.

Who on TNA's roster is most likely to come back to WWE first?

He doesn't blow Vince. Vince bullies into blowing Snitsky and Mean Gene Okerlund.

Edit

Dudley Boys

Who on the WWE roster is most likely to leave to TNA? If RVD how will they write him off?

When will Vince purchase TNA...causing all wrestling fans to be depressed that we now only have WWE for entertainment?

wait a sec...its that way now...just minus the purchase...

Anyways...When will Vince purchase TNA?

I don't think Van Dam will go there instantly. Depends on who they release. I don't see TNA bringing any old ex WWE guy in now. Maybe a hot chick. Test and Charlie Haas couldn't get jobs there.

Vince won't buy TNA. Nothing worth buying. Top contracts are not too his liking and aside from the tapes, they don't have anything worth paying for.

So does Johnny's wang sucking cause baldness? If so, does Stone Cold Steve Austin put his dick in the freezer first so Johnny can "knock back a few cold ones" with him?

On a side note, I'm actually pretty interested in seeing The Dudley's vs. The Steiners, just for nestalgia's sake.

Austin wouldn't give him the time of day. The big stars don't.

Dear Rob.

Why has Gangrel been signed and released several times over the past few years without being used?

Thank You.

- PepperCarrot

"The creative team has nothing for him".

:D

Rob, what do YOU enjoy about pro-wrestling right now?

So does that mean that the rumors are false of Jim Carrey doing a tribute movie titled "Ace Laurinaitis: Pet Cocksucker?"

Will John Cena ever lose the WWE title?

Jeez!

Not much of what's on TV to be honest. I like Edge's stuff. Shawn Michaels has been fucking unreal but not enough that I watch to see his stuff. Just happy when I do. I have a serious weird interest in watching the Great Khali, especially when he cuts promos. Benoit is God. I did enjoy the Greasers until they won the tag straps. Cena is alright too.

When I can be bothered to give TNA the time of day, I seriously only enjoy watching Christian Cage. Oh and Bob Backlund :D Oh and Christy Hemme :love: She is the number 1 reason actually. The rest of the guys I liked watching have been buried to the point I don't care about their programs or lack of.

I don't care about ROH in the slightest but I will watch if one person I know tells me I should check something specific out. And they did produce the best match of the year last year in my opinion.

Now and again, I'll go out of my way to find some of Mistico's matches.

WWE DVD's are still great however. And all download links are always appreciated.

Yes. When is HHH back?

Unfortunately.

Seriously, Bob Backlund at the announcers table = GOLD!

HHH tried before and failed at WM22. He will fail again trying to beat Superman John Cena.

If Owen Hart had lived to this day, do you think he would have become a Main Eventer with a possible World title run?

Seriously, he would have worked with Kurt Angle, HHH, Edge, Chris Benoit, Eddy Guerrero, Chris Jericho, The Rock and every other top worker they had after his death. Every combination of these workers mentioned had a minimum of ***1/2 matches (dunno if Edge worked against HHH though). Owen Hart would have been right there with them because I fail to see how a man of his talents could have bad matches with those guys. Oh and Shawn Michaels also came back.

And on top of the match quality, they would have harped on about Montreal even more than they did. I think with 3 world titles, he would have AT LEAST got 1 run with one of them. They would have pushed him exactly how they pushed Jericho, Mysterio, Angle, Guerrero and Benoit though - Upper mid card.

In a perfect WWE, Kennedy would win the belt from him, then feud with Matt Hardy for months.

Realistically though, when IS HHH coming back?

August I think...

Get your own "ask me" threads you friggin moochers.

Are the WWE ever going to push the tag titles again?

Is there ever going to be an official end to the roster split?

EDIT:

Are Cade/Murdoch actually going to turn face, or is their new attitude with the Hardy's just a ploy to get them to let their guard down?

What is your favor cookie to eat while watching wrestling?

I quite like the Oatmeal raisin ones from Subway.

Serious tag title push? Nope.

Official roster split? Probably not.

Don't care about the last one. Didn't see the last 2 shows.

When will Kennedy be the Main Eventer he so needs to be. When will he be owning the WHC?

God I miss him right now...

When he comes back. He'll be champ by Mania next year.

Can you name every superstar that the kliq held down and a short reasoning behind each one?

Also - any truth to the story that Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart were initially on good terms in 1996 - 1997, basically pulling a worked shoot - even on the wrestlers in the back making it seem that they hated each others guts, until Bret Hart berated Shawn Michaels on RAW (where Bret was in a wheelchair) until the show went off the air?

Do you ever drink/eat soup while watching WWE, or is that strickly a pleasure saved for TNA?

I rarely eat soup. And if I don't, I cherish the moment and don't waste my time watching TNA.

First question - No. I'm sure some people say they were held back and just used them as an excuse instead of looking in the mirror

Second question - Bret says they got on fine until he came back in late 96. Says he thought he would be coming back to feud with him and then do some tag stuff. Michaels was burying him when he wasn't around in 1996 though.

So, in your opinion, is Bret the whiniest of cry babes, or just a bitch baby?

Somebody get me a helmet before the shit starts flying. *digs a foxhole*

What is your favourite match/event of ALL time?

What happened to Vladmir Kuzlof? Did he get sent back to Oh Vee Double?

Do you eat pizza while watching wrestling?

Neither.

Match - Depends on my mood but I usually pick Owen Hart vs. Bret Hart at Mania 10 for a singles match and The Rockers vs. The Orient Express at the 1991 Rumble as a tag match.

Event - Canadian Stampede followed by Mania 17.

Vince went nuts when he found out he was the shits and nobody told him he was pushing a useless cunt on TV. All of developmental nearly got closed because of it. He hasn't been sent back yet though. Just in limbo.

I can't think of one time I ate pizza during wrestling. Okay it definately happened once but I forget the show. It was over 3 years ago. Pizza places close too early here.

What move would be best to cure hiccups?

Will Carlito ever be a major player in the WWE?

Who would win a UFC fight between Lesner and Angle?
(For the record, I may go see Lesner's MMA debut. $10 cheap seats. :y: )

Japanese arm drag.

Follow up question, can you give me a japanese arm drag, this hiccups are getting annoying.

Who do you think is better? Rock or Austin?

Question, which bears are best

How is this wrestling related?

Tough call.

Rocky is one of my all time favourite guys to watch but I'd probably say Austin was all around better.

What was your favourite Rock Promo?

Will Ric Flair retire on his own or be forced by injury, death or dismemberment?

Too many to name. Maybe the one where he came back to Raw and got kicked out by Bischoff and was doing the live mic stuff backstage as he was leaving.

The one where he makes fun of all the others in the 6 man Hell In A Cell match was cool too. And his stuff with Hurricane is gold.

Injury. If he was gonna retire on his own, he would have done it. Injury will probably come before death.

I'm sorry, the correct answer is the promo he did on Booker T and Shane shortly after returning in 2001 was his best ever.

"Between him being the World Champion Sucker and you wanting a piece of the Rock's ass, the Rock is starting to wonder what kind of Alliance you people are running around here!"

Gold. Not even. Platinum.

Hahaha!

Nice, try Rob, and one possible answer. But I believe FourFifty was going for “the answer to life, the universe and everything”, which if typed into Google, it's calculator gives the result as 42. It's a question posed in The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, a very good read if a bit confusing in most parts, and the computer in the book, Deep Thought is the one that comes up with the answer being 42:



<DL><DD>"Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?" <DD><DD><DD> <DD> <DD>"I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is." </DD></DL>

I agree. Follow up question: How many ring caused injuries (not plane crashes, etc.) has Flair suffered in his career that have put him out of action?

The only problem is that the question and the answer can never be known in the same universe, according to Prak the Truthful. Were they to both be discovered, they would cancel themselves out, and take with them the universe, which would be replaced by something even more bizzare and inexplicable.
It is possible, however, that his has already happened.

Also, we can now add this thread to the list of Kane Knight's proofs that wrestling fans are all a bunch of geeks.

How much money does ROH make per average show?

The square root of -1.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK DARTH! There's NO WAY that I'm smart enough to be a geek!!

You don't have to be smart to be a geek, just obsessive. And it helps to be undersexed.

Oh.......well in that case, pencil me in.

They lose money on shows. Make profit on DVDs.

This thread is dead now. Geeks killed it.

Well we all know what happens when threads die.

If you were to somehow become an owner of some promotion...could I be your head writer?

WAIT...I'M NOT OBSESSIVE!!!!


















SERIOUSLY!!!!



















I'M NOT OBSESSIVE!!!!!!






















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Ok Rob, where do you think the state of professional wrestling would be today if WWE had lost the Monday Night War and not WCW? Would WCW have folded eventually anyway? Would ECW have taken over and been the #1 Brand? Would Vince have re-upped and started another company? Could wrestling survive without the McMahons or better yet, would it be an improved industry without them?

Honestly. What do you think of Paul Birchall, now he is OVW champ, do you think he's not coming up then for a looooong time, if at all, ever again.