Official RAW Thread (5/28/2007): Memorial Day MAYHEM
 

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Things are likely to get extreme on Raw as the flagship sails into Toronto, its final destination before One Night Stand.


Headlining a monumental Memorial Day edition of Raw, WWE Champion John Cena teams with Bobby Lashley to face the oversized and massively dangerous team of The Great Khali, Umaga and Shane McMahon in a 2-on-3 Handicap Match. A handful of days before One Night Stand, these five men will have a stand-off on Raw, but in what condition will these combatants leave? What impact will the wreckage have on The Champ before he defends the gold against Khali for a second time? Will Lashley lose a foothole in his conquest of the ECW World Championship? Is this all part of an elaborate web spun by the WWE Chairman?


Speaking of the youngest McMahon male, the Chairman’s son will make a huge announcement on Raw. What foundations will be shook following this mysterious announcement? How will it affect the WWE Superstars as they head into war at One Night Stand? How will it affect the world of sports-entertainment beyond the Extreme Rules pay-per-view?


Also, just as things are heating up outside, the WWE Divas are ready set to turn up the temperature even more in the Memorial Day Bikini Beach Blast Battle Royal, which will kickoff Raw tonight. Be sure to spend your holiday with the Sexiest Women on Television as they rumble on Raw for Diva supremacy. The Divas scheduled to take part in this jaw-dropping match are Candice, Mickie James, Maria, Jillian, Layla, Brooke, Kelly Kelly, Michelle McCool, Kristal and Melina. The winner will be awarded a special WWE.com photo shoot.


Cade & Murdoch also continued down a new path last week. With The Hardys under attack by The World's Greatest Tag Team, Kenny Dykstra & Johnny Nitro, Cade & Murdoch rushed to the ring to help the World Tag Team Champions just one night after they challenged them for the gold. Once again, the Southerners shook hands with the champions, taking another step down the path of sportsmanship. Have Cade & Murdoch aligned themselves on the "good side" once and for all?


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FUCKING DRINK IT, PUSSIES.

It doesnt start until 9:15 in Canada for some reason.

Woo first Raw thread that i'll actually be in the full time.

Nice opening. Evening folks.

Say what you want about WWE, at least they respect the military and whatnot.
Nice video there.


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Then they show the RAW opening video and fuck it all up.
Twats.

Bikini Beach Blast Battle Royal.
What the hell.

Well atleast they're getting the Diva shit out of the way first.... WOOOO MICKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Candice isn't very sexy.

OH MY GOD, I LOVE MARIA.

WHERE'S MELINA?
AND VICTORIA?

Tittie time.

Do they seriously just re-use entrance themes for Divas?

I firmly disagree

There she is.
That's hot. :-)))

WOOO can't wait for the Cena boos.

Melina is not hot at all

sorry

I agree.
WET MELINA
HOTTER

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

I'd rather watch Miss Universe than this crap.

STRIPPER FIGHT!

Is that a We Want Pussy chant?

I have a thing for latinas.
I can't help it.

God I love titties :)

LOL @ JR.
Thanks for comming, we'll see you tomorrow on SCI-FI

NOT MARIA =/

Is this for real? I just wanted to see some wrestling. Seriously? Is this a fucking joke?

Cmon maria have a malfunction

I'd start bashing everyone in the head with the water guns.

nah i'd fuck

Ratings are going down quickly.

who has the polka dots? she's hot.

what a clusterfuck lol

lol she threw a towel.

MICKIE! :'(

Mickie :drool:

LOL
This is terrible.

Melina should go into porn

BELLY-TO-BELLY :eek:

oh neat ...they're doing moves

lol JR

This borders on Porn.

Sooooo why did the choose Michelle to finish the match with Melina instead of Candice or Mickie?

Nice fuckin ass yo... I love Michelle McCool.

lol Melina rolling out.

OH DEAR.. lol, at least let her kick you out again dont roll out

I want those 12 minutes back!

Melina.
Hot. Wet. Latina.
::drool::

I love that this is a Memorial Day bikini match thing. Because nothing says Memorial Day and paying tribute to those who died than girls in bikinis.

I want to say at least they got the shit out the way early but i know there'll be more :(

Girls out of bikinis.

Tits save the world

So either Shane is announcing the Draft Lottery or that he, Umaga, and Khali are facing Lashley and Cena tonight.

So what's up people? How is everyone doin tonight?

LOL yeah.

Probably draft lottery.
Which doesn't make sense because he has no real power in WWE.
But, since hwen do they make sense?

I'd say the announcement is the Draft Lottery.

Shane's announcement: Daniel Alfredsson is Jesus.

Whats the point in the draft lottery when the wrestlers switch shows anyway?

This is a very unemotional promo by Shane.

woo... a draft.

FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STING LIKE A BEE!

Shane's promo was pretty ass.

evening fellas. What I miss? sounds like porn lol

2-1 Senators. Hell yeah.

LOL useless 22 minutes of RAW
Shitty Diva match.
Shane announces stupid stuff.
And somebody's going to be his honey? Did I hear that right?

Guys I am BEGGING you in the UK.. go to "Kiss Signed" one of the music channels, funny as fuck

I wonder how many people want a Refund now for the ONS tickets.

Remember when Raw used to be good?

Didn't they film Saturday Night Main Event before Raw tonight? It looks like it.

The one night I have off to see Raw and it's not looking like a good one. Then again, it's been off for a couple weeks now.

UGH, Hardys need to be on SmackDown.

Wow a tag team match?!

That's beyond te scope of my memory.

Why do Hardy's have pyro?
And why do we clap to thier music?
I don't get it.

aka Off My TV

8 Man tag match? holy shit.

So is Cade and Murdoch finally going to "shock the world" and turn on the Hardys tonight?

an 8 MAN TAG?! wtf is this, iMPACT!?!

So they are just "The Hardy's" now?

Yeah wtf is with this shit? I honestly don't get it.

I hope the Draft breaks up every tag team on the roster.

Hey. Johnn.........WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Yeha.
No mention by commentary or anything for the change of set.
Nice.

Johnny "My Push Is Dead" Nitro

lol, what the fuck Ken.

I do sadly...I'm also sad to know that was 7 years ago.

It's around 6:30pm here..... normally I'm hyped up, but this week.... ahhhh.... I don't give a fuck. Seriously, nothing short of Melina eating out Mickie James, someone shooting Cena, and the return of Goldust could make me give a fuck.

Johnny "Charisma like Sonjay Dutt" Nitro.

Seriously though, that's serious horseshit. He was one of the few things I liked about Raw...he needs to learn how to politic a little.

Lol at JRs comments about Cade and Murdoch possibly getting split up, yet Matt Hardy is on Smackdown and Jeff is on Raw yet they're tag champs.

LOL.
I love that government-mule abusing hoss.

Don't worry about Johhny Nitro, he'll eventually be buried by the ghost of Triple H

So the draft is tonight? Ah, I heard about this. Spoilers below, higlight to read

Still don't give a fuck

Sonjay Dutt is a charisma machine

Miami.
I mean....Minnesota.
Not like they're on opposite sides of the fucking country, or anything.

Who is this Sonjay Dutt?

Oh, so they're going to use the Ticker tonight to advertise. Nice.

Okay, it's not tonight, but my spoilers stand.

That question answers itself.

Trevor Murdoch with a Flying Cross Body? :wtf:

King called it a belly flop.
I less than three that statement.

Did I just hear JR say "Get Er Done?"

yea they need nash to help him out