The WWE One Night Stand PPV Thread
 

<font color=white>Figured I'd start it since the PPV is like 25 minutes away and the free for all just started. So how many are actually gonna be watching?</font>

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<font color=white>I see.</font>

*crickets*

Naw. I'm almost tempted, but no.

:shifty:

the first ONS was good

why do they keep doing this garbage?

Someone let me know about all the industrial sized cans of chocolate pudding that they bought.

Mark Henry eats it

:lol:

Stretcher Match to kick it off!....

RVD's swansong?

<font color=white>LoL@ Orton's 'I'm a psycho so I must walk 3cm a year' walk.</font>

<font color=white>I actually thought for a split second that Van Dam had fucked up for real then. Pretty good.</font>

<font color=white>Do you think RVD looks like that when he's stoned?</font>

<font color=white>Rolling thunder countered with a powerslam. Looked sweeet.<font>

I'm not watching this PPV.

So, what else can we talk about in this thread? :p

And exactly what is a somerset plancha JR? Surely thats a summersault plancha? :rolleyes:

<font color=white>Leather?</font>

:eek: RVD wins

WTF? RVD won?!

Is anyone even kind of shocked to hear that? RVD is on the way out, why would they give him the W over someone who they are hoping can be the next great heel?

RVD is not on his way out

Vince's stunt double.

<font color=white>That fake, shitty music can only mean one thing...</font>

they asked him to stay longer since vince's ultra secret plans were somehow leaked

Yeah so him not resigning a new contract and talks of ONS possibly being his last appearance for WWE...that uh...you know I can't even figure out something funny to finish that with.

<font color=white>"Get the tables"

Effort.</font>

this match is... fine.

<font color=white>Cor Von's powerbomb is fucking impressive.</font>

If it wasn't for the west country there would be no Bill Bailey.

<font color=white>And that was that.<font>

WWE logic at its best.;)

<font color=white>Laddersss.</font>

This thread rules.

By the way.

Song lyrics

"Why does a dog lick his balls? Coz he can, coz he can."

Sure, I'll take your money. :)

<font color=white>There's still some juicy bits left to come.</font>

<font color=white>Haas' selling is great.</font>

<font color=white>How Shelton managed to save that I do not know.</font>

Shelton's been on the Botchjuice.

<font color=white>Still looked pretty sweet.</font>

<font color=white>Pretty meh ladder match.</font>

<font color=white>Looks like Benoit's on jobber duty.</font>

<font color=white>This should be nice and sucky.</font>

<font color=white>Don't think so.

Is it too early to call Morella the worst IC champ of all time yet?</font>

<font color=white>RVD bt. Orton - Put him on the stretcher :shifty:
CM Punk, Dreamer & Sandman bt. New Breed - Punk suplexed Striker through Burke and the table.
Hardys bt. WGTT - Matt grabs the belts.</font>

This match is insufferable.

<font color=white>JBL is great.</font>

<font color=white>Van Dam kicked him in the head. Ladder match was Swanton.</font>

<font color=white>Worst match of the year right there.</font>

Well, mercifully, at least it's over.

What match now?

Mizark vs. Kane

Wow, Tony Garea's still around??

<font color=white>WGTT to win the belts in the next month.</font>

<font color=white>Vin Mac/Bobby Washwey now.</font>

<font color=white>Lashley fucked upppppp.</font>

<font clor=white>Check out Vince's proper pins.</font>

<font color=white>This isabout to be over.

<font color=white>Umaga.

:love: </font>

<font color=white>Blehhhh.

Lashley, spear.</font>

<font color=white>Mariaaaaaaa.</font>

<font color=white>DAMN

Pudding match now.

I hope they put Edge/Batista on last.</font>

No one gets top billing over Cena.

<font color=white>Did you have tapout via drowning for the pudding match?</font>

<font color=white>This is gonna have to tear the house down to save this show.</font>

<font color=white>LoL @ King.

"If John Cena were the captain of the Titanic, he'd say we're just stopping for ice".

And just what does JR have against bowling shoes?!</font>

Yeah so who was the moron to pick Kane over Mark Henry? :lol:

<font color=white>Candice.

Cena just won.</font>

<font color=white>RVD bt. Orton
Punk, Sandman, Dreamer bt. New Breed
Hardys bt. WGTT
Mark Henry bt. Kane
Lashley bt. Vince McMahon
Candice bt. Melina
Edge bt. Batista
John Cena bt. Khali

Pretty shitty tbh.</font>

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

<font color=white>Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Mr. OldSchool.</font>

:?: :?:

Amazing, every time cena has had khali in the fu position hes got an elbow to the chin, then for some reason on top of the crane when he had him set no attempt at throwing an elbow even though he's gonna be tossed 6+ feet to the "concrete".

:roll:

Though im sure on raw tomorrow night the 6 feet will be more like 35 according to jr. :rofl:

Didn't even know this was today.

Cena hit Khali 3 times during the match and wins.

I forgot that it was on tonight until a friend invited me over to watch it.... I should have gone with my first set of plans for the night, which was to watch The Goonies.