Official RAW Thread (6/4/2007): OMGZ SuperCENA Beats the Odds?!
 

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After a night of Extreme Rules at One Night Stand, Raw Superstars will arrive in Tampa, Fla., in an extremely uncomfortable situation, awaiting their uncertain fates as the WWE Draft looms closer – just seven days away.


John Cena successfully defended his WWE Championship against The Great Khali in a Pinfalls Count Anywhere Match, pinning the giant’s shoulders for the first time in his career. Who will be next to challenge the Chain Gang commander?


The Hardys arrive in Tampa as the World Tag Team Champions after successfully defending the titles in a high-impact Ladder Match against The World’s Greatest Tag. A post-match scuffle in the trainer’s room between these teams at One Night Stand showed these two teams still have unfinished business.


Finally, the proof was in the pudding for Candice Michelle, who nearly drowned the Women’s Champion, Melina, in their Pudding Match. Candice made the champion tap out at One Night Stand in the chocolate goo, but will she be able to do it again if she’s given a title opportunity in the future?
Don’t miss all the action on Raw, Monday night at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

So why do we have three threads?

Which one is Bob Backlund Autherized?

All I know is that this one is Khali approved.

Id say make this one official.

This is the official one, right?

CENA's COMING OUT!!!!! ACCEPTABLE!!!!

mine are always official, obviously.

BOOOURNS.

So who does everyone see going after the title now?

They are building Orton for HHH so wont be him. Who else is a Main Event Heel?

He already beat Umaga

watching this and the Rise and Fall of ECW dvd at the same time. GUESS WHICH ONE IS ENTERTAINING ME MORE, ATM.

Isn't it obvious? CHRIS FUCKING MASTERS is going to win the WWE Title.

Maybe someone from Smackdown?

Is he gonna cry? What is this shit?

Cena looks mighty well for someone who was suppose to be in a war last night.

Oh big fucking deal John, one town likes you and you're gonna be a little bitch?

He's glad he's not in Canada getting booed out of the building.

Wade Boggs sighting

Mmm. Wade Boggs, goes down smooth.

Notice how he always has to put over the fans in order to get a positive reaction?

God Damn the Score and their 15 minute delay.

lol, god i sincerely hate cena.

Send Cena to TNA for Jeremy Borass.

please send Cena back to smackdown. PLEASE.

Sooooo. When does Triple H come back?

Oh, and good evening fellas.

Any chance of him being drafted?

VINCE FOR WWE CHAMPION

There is a better chance of Triple H being drafted.

Vince should still wear the bandana

That's what I'm thinkin to. So basically no point to this promo what so ever

Vince needs to wear the Tom Landry hat.

i'm gonna miss vince with the ECW title. more entertaining than lashley ever could hope to be.

If Cena gets drafted anywhere, hopefully it's to Iraq.

IS ARMANDOOOOOOOOOOO..........

Raw has a nice start

Anyone else falling asleep?

and I hope he says "AND I WILL BE THE NEXT WWE CHAMPION."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Vince lost his mind years ago.

Vince's acting right now is better than anything Cena has done in the past year.

And that's not saying much

What?

Come on give me Orton vs Cena

LOL Vince

And the plot thickens......

.... OKAY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT, SERIOUSLY?!

Cena makes Khali and Umaga tap to the STFU at the same time.

lollll.... i'm gonna fall out of my chair right now. seriously.

Well. Raw Main Events use to excite me.

Yeah, that's a sure fire way to make him lose.

............ okay............

God, this is the night to do it.

Have Vince come out and somehow cost Umaga or someone the title. Then have Vince and Cena shake hands. HEEL TURN COME ON BABY

That was child-molester ackward.

SuperCena vs. DarkMaga and Lex Khali

Terrible

S.A.L.L, ftw.

Yeah, everyone talks about how Cena is a brilliant seller, and how he has the mic skills of a top guy. I'm sorry, I just don't see it. His selling is awful, looking retarded does not equate to great selling. He has awful movement around the ring. Even something like putting his foot on the ropes during his 55-minute match with HBK annoys the shit out of me. He's a snooze on the mic, too. Mainly because of the crap he says.

They should have had him turn at WrestleMania ala Stone Cold Steve Austin at WrestleMania X-7.

CRYME TYME ON RAW

Still better than SmackDown.

I take it the main event is either a Triple Threat between Cena, Umaga and Khali, or some kind of Handicap Match. Just put the WWE Title on Umaga, have Eric Bischoff come out with a trash can, have Umaga trash the WWE Title and proclaim himself new WCW Champion, and have him go by the name "Eddie Fatu." That would make me interested in what RAW has to offer, again.

Candice is black?

Cryme Tyme should have used Jazz as the third Ghetto member. Besides that Jazz could wrestle..

SmackDown! has wrestling. Hence it is automatically better.

That would actually consist of the WWE constructively using a talented female. We can't have that.

Wrestling doesn't belong on a Sports Entertainment show, sir.

Holy Hell!

HEAT

Candice looks more haggard than usual.

So is it some kind of mixed tag now? Cryme Tyme & Candice Michelle vs. Johnny Nitro, Kenny Thunder & Melina?

I'm pretty sure Dystra and Nitro are going to get a push soon.

lol Cryme Tyme is getting jobbed out.

Ken Doane could be the next Ric Flair if he'd get his shit in order.

The question I pose to you, is this: Does John Cena belong on a Sports Entertainment show? He neither performs great in the ring, or is entertaining.

Going back to "Ken Doane" would be an amazing start. :y:

The kid has so much talent.

NIIIIIIIIIIICE

Why would it matter if he was Ken Doane or Ken Dykstra?

Are you saying that Carlito should be Carly Colon now?

Or Johnny Nitro become John Hennigan?

Also, he needs to also start banging Melina. Remember when JR released the detail about Melina liking threesomes? Doane needs to MAN UP!

Is their finisher called the Drive By?

MARIO

The McMahon Bot is on the fritz again

Apparently some people can't take the name "Kenny Dykstra" seriously. I'm not fussed, but I didn't see any reason to change it in the first place.

What the fuck was that?

Also, what goes for one guy doesn't necessarily go for another. Are you saying Kevin Nash should be Oz? Stone Cold Steve Austin should be The Ringmaster? The Rock should be Flex Cavana?

MONDAY NYQUIL.

Vince is actually doing this P.T.S.D. thing pretty good tonight. Going around to people who got belts and putting them in the ring tonight.

Flex Cavana was the shittt, man.

Crazy Vince is the shit.

Vince is just starting to set up for Night of Champions.

I still want to see Little Guido and Trinity on RAW to form a new incarnation of the Full Blooded Italians.

Not without Little Guido you wont

Is Vince booking all the Champions for matches? Hopefully this is the start of belts actually meaning something.

lol awful music

Give me one good reason why I should begin to like Santino

Italians made Spaghetti.

Speaking of belts not meaning anything, I hate this fake-dego bastard.

AGAIN!

AGAIN

Weird

Common Masters!

Who else was suprised to find out it was masters :shifty: