Larry Zbyszko signs 10-year contract with WWE to become color commentator!
 

This is huge news. What do you guys think.

I don't like his voice.

He'll probably have to commentate Heat. Did he commentate in WCW? I don't even remember.

This can't be...

I won't believe it till Matt Boone <s>reports it</s> steals it from some other site.

For some reason I doubt this is legit.

Zbyszko is going to be the new voice of EXTREME.

http://www.medicalhairrestoration.co...yallstars.aspx

8th from the bottom, lol...

This is just awful. He was so goddamn annoying in TNA.

They really need to get Hogan to sign off on that stuff, then I'll buy it.

He also commentated on Nitro for a while.

Never liked him on Nitro either.

Yeah Zbyszko was an commentator on the first hr of Nitro for quite a while. He did WCW Saturday Night when it was WCW's flagship show alot as well in the early 90's. Its been rumored for several years he has tried to become a WWE commentator. I dont think he had been on the best terms with WWE as he blasted them at a WWA show several years back and he sued the WWE for calling Chris Jericho the Living Legend.

You've gotta be kidding.

If I see another ten years of Larry doing his "kudos" thing, I think I'll go insane

Zbyszko sucks at the booth. Hell I'd take any of WWE's current commentators over him.

Zbyszko sucks and his name is hard to spell. I'm not going to sit here and copy/paste his name every time I want to talk about him. If he goes to WWE I will never watch again. :shifty:

lol

Should have put Dusty on.

Just call him Larry Nabisco.

He can team up with "The living Legume," Theodore Long.

I could never understand what the hell Dusty was saying when he was a WCW commentator and the points you can understand, make him sound like an idiot.

Which still makes him better than Zabissko (I refuse to take the time to spell it properly.)

Who is worse? Larry Z, Mark Madden, or West?

That's like asking where you want the bullet. The brain, the gut, or the balls.

In 2000, the Pittsburgh Penguins went into a 3 or 4 overtime playoff game against Philadelphia.

I listened to the whole thing.

Between each period, including the overtimes, I had to listen to Mark Madden come on and behave like the bleeding asshole that he is.

If you asked me who I would LEAST like behind a mic, EVER, ANYWHERE, it is him.

Wait... Are you a pidgitt, or a penguin?

I'm not entirely sure a Pidgit ISN'T a penguin. I mean shit, they're small, dark birds that can't fly under their own power. And they're cute widdle things too.

So negroes can't fly? What about "Air" Jordan?

Maybe not fly, but they can jump really high.

Which makes me believe Super Mario is at least half black.

He's Italian. Being Italian is, by definition, being half-black.

Yeah not since the white man stole our wings. :mad:

It could be worse, WWE could be getting Don West. Actually, if he was commentating Heat, ECW, or Smackdown he wouldn't have that much effect on me. I barely watch Smackdown as it is, so I'd only have to put up with West for maybe half an hour.

It would greatly improve TNA if West was gone. Fuck Zybyzko and Fuck Don West.

Surely not. There's no love lost between Zbyszko and WWE. He even personally sued Vince and Chris Jericho a few years back.

Plus, Zbyszko's mediocre commentary - which the WWE has shown zero interest in since he became a free agent - would not suddenly warrant a TEN year contract. Hell even their tippy top guys aren't committed for that long, let alone a commentator.

Mark Henry was a 10-year contract, and he spent 72% of that time in a doctor's office.

After the Mark Henry and Big Show debacles, it will be a long time before "WWE" and "10 year contract" will be associated again.

His real name is Larry Whistler. That sounds like a gay porn star.

Brings new meaning to the term "Living Legend." :naughty:



As far as gay porn goes, I like Larry Nabisco better though.

Larry Nabisco in.......

(Enter masterfull Xero photoshop job)


Snack On That Ass!

*posts*

So that's how the White man has been keeping the black man down.

I always thought that was just a metaphor.

This shit actually made 2 pages? WHERE IS BOONE?!?!?!

Oh my god...

where did u find this out

I happen to like Larry.

As a wrestler and commentator.

So if this is true...could he be replacing JBL? Could JBL be going back to ze ring?

Slam! Magazine and the Observer

OMFG. erm. Well, everyoen has said it all. I'm speechless tbh.

But, after seeing the Hair gaining site. I dunno what the US calls them, but if any UK peeps are looking, don't Masters look like a chav in the passport pic?

http://www.medicalhairrestoration.co...rismasters.jpg

Chav is more or less analogoous to our "wiggers."

In honor of the late Louie Spicolli, I have to say one thing about this:


FUCK LARRY Z!

Yeah that Louie/Larry feud would have been interesting. Its a shame that Spicolli passed away when it seemed that he was getting a push in WCW.

Boone will prolly report this next week, and Joey Radd will report this in December.

:rofl: :love: :rofl: :love: :rofl: :love: :rofl:

(The :love: is for Xero by the way...not for wanting to spread myself on Nabisco or anything.)

:shifty:

Don't forget to add porn star to his resume.

Also, I've always disliked him, in the ring and on the mic. Never really had a reason to care. Also, very annoying on commentary. :y:

You know, I never really liked Larry and always found him overrated, BUT I don't get this immense hatred all of you seem to have against him, and it seems out of the blue, too. I'm starting to think this forum is comprised mainly of bandwagon jumpers these days...

If it wasn't for Larry Z, there would be no Triple H.

Don't worry Pepsi, it's cool. Nabisco is into the "gang" thing...

I found a link to a clip of the supposed porn he made

http://www.mojoflix.com/Video/19799.html

You don't see his cock, or him do anything, but you see a little bit of titty.

Yes, this IS A new sentiment.

I have a long-standing hatred of Larry Z, which dates back to the Louie Spicolli death. A man died, and Larry couldn't break character.

"I'd make a comment, but out of respect for Spicolli's family, I'll keep my mouth shut."

Hence, FUCK LARRY Z.

...what?

If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

Larry Z married Verne Gagne's daughter right as he was breaking into the main event of AWA.

...the hell does that have to do with HHH?

Duh, because Larry-Land paved the way for other wrestlers marrying the bosses daughter.

Yeah... way to break that glass cieling, Zermizko. :shifty:

He is a former AWA World Champion and was actually involved in creative.

I still fail to see the part where HHH would never have married Stephanie if Zurdickso hadn't married some other chick first.

Wow. That was just. Dumb. Very dumb.

I CONTINUE to fail to see the part where HHH would never have married Stephanie if Zurdickso hadn't married some other chick first.

Yep, I remember that. Very classless.

'Cept me.