Um wait...
 

Who in the blue fuck is Lauren Jones? And why is she getting her own reality show?

Wow, like 4 months in the WWE. I had never heard of her either.

I wonder what her role was. I don't remember ever reading about her or even seeing her.

I remember her. She's bangin' hot.

http://www.fiufiu.com/fiufiuimages/n...aurenjones.jpg

SCHWING!

According to IMDB she was at No Way Out 2005 (I'm assuming in the Divas contest) and on the WWE Viva Las Divas DVD.

Pretty hot, but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that she was a talentless hag.

DIVA SEARCH 4 LYFE

"She was the talentless Diva hag."

"Yeah dude, that really narrows it down."

"She had major enhancement surgery."

"Yeah, still not helping..."

She looks like every other generic blonde.

^ True.

Give me some of this...

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/3390/031yi1.jpg

So?

It gets boring

Yeh I'd rather have that any day.

I would never get bored with Lauren Johnson. Not saying Ariel isn't hot, but you guys are ridiculous.

Jones. Lauren Jones.

There's just too many girls that all look the same. Not saying she isn't hot, but they lack the overall appeal of a hot girl that looks more unique.

To me, hot is hot. It's not her fault that she looks like other girls....I mean, besides bleaching her hair, which was her fault. And getting breast implants, which was also kinda her fault.....you know what, fuck it, I don't care. Hot is hot.

^ LOL

Okay, I'll give you that one.

Is she the one who got her bag shat in by Orton?

No, that was Amy Weber, who was also hot.

...it was Amy Weber, right?

And he didn't shit in the bag. He hair-gelled it or something.

Yeh, i think Amy Weber was the victim of whatever he allegedly did.

I don't think it was Amy Weber. Amy Weber as in JBL's assistant? I'm pretty sure it was Jones...

Okay, listen up goddamnit....










Just kidding I have no idea.:?:

I coulda sworn Amy Weber though.

Wasn't Jillian JBL's assistant? :?:

Much after Weber.

Yeh, Amy Weber was never JBL's assistant was she?

Wasn't she "Ryan" Shamrock along time ago?

She was something in the Cabinet. I'm going to say assistant.

From wiki:

A former WWE Diva Search contestant, Amy Weber would become a heel diva for World Wrestling Entertainment's SmackDown! brand, with her gimmick being John "Bradshaw" Layfield's image consultant in The Cabinet. During her time in The Cabinet, she had a brief feud with Joy Giovanni. She left WWE in February 2005.[1]

Well damn.

Okay, I don't know.

Alicia Webb was Ryan Shamrock.

Sheesh, you guys really suck at this.

How are we supposed to keep track of Divas when there's like 20 new ones every year?

So...Generic blonde with a new hat?

Sweet fangs, too.

At least I knew she was Ryan Shamrock!

God damn it, she wasn't Ryan Shamrock.

lol Hilarious

The diva who had her bag alledgedly shit it by Orton was named Rochelle something or other. (I think)

Rochelle is Spanish for Amy Weber.

Lol

This thread is a huge winner.

To stay on topic: There is a difference between quality and appeal. The girl is pretty technically, but doesn't count as attractive.

TOO MANY DIVAS!!!

ZEH PICTURES...ZEY DO NOTHING!!!!

:lol: I read your post, promptly forgot it, and assumed I was right. My apologies.

Congrats on 1000

1001 is a far bigger deal.




And there it went.

LOL, you shoulda made a Thread for it in casual so we have a reason to tell people why were better than they are.

I think Lauren Jones was a backstage interviewer for a few months on Smackdown! Remember? Random female interviewer.... Anybody?

What I HAVE to know is....what the fuck are you talking about?

Thrilla, i thought or could of sworn in a thread in casual you said you never strafed into the wrestling forum, am i mistaken?

You want winning threads go to casual :roll:

:wtf:

You know, just as I saw that pic, my computer monitor was suddenly covered in this white, gooey substance, I can't figure out WHY, exactly? :naughty:

Oh, now i see why i stay, i'd tax that :yes:

Of course you're mistaken. You see me, don't you?

I can't wait for John Cena to say "YOu can't see me" and the guy he's talking to say, "What are you talking about, your standing right there. Of course I see you, idiot."

That's something 1999 Kurt Angle would say. :(

Or he says "There's only one problem, you can't see me" then the other guy just decks him and walks off.

:rofl: That would be classic!

God you guys kill me, most of you would rather have an ugly-ass ho with black hair with green on the ponytails rather than a hot blonde? No offense but I’d much prefer to get with the blond, thank you, rather than that nasty ass bitch.

*ahem*

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Coming from the man who can't stick to one way of spelling blonde in a single post, interesting, however the case, you are a whore because Ariel is hot where as you are not

Ariel's nipples are fucking gross, though.

Well, then, in that case you don’t know the first thing about what constitutes hot or not, because you obviously aren’t either, or you wouldn’t have to try to drag me down to your level, which judging by your avatar your looks are probably about 5 miles down in the ground.:nono:

DAMN iNATOR, as a friend, I am saying....quit while you are behind.

It's very hard to argue with that picture. It just sucks that her nipples are so damn gross.

Observe:

http://ecw.twentyeyes.com/wp-content...9/shelly10.JPG

Hmm...how about NO.:o

You bring up a compelling counterpoint.

Ariel's nipples are so big, she could have a nip slip wearing a turtleneck.

But you know you would still gobble them up like Thanksgiving dinner.

I am not goth, coming from a person posting in the wrestling forum i'd expect you to know what a GIMMICK is, btw i'm not saying blondes aren't attractive but i'm just saying its the only thing people of the main stream go off of.

Its a bit boring to have blonde after blonde, thus why some of us in this thread are giving Ariel props, i never said she was the hottest all i said was she was hot, where as you are saying that blonde after blonde is hot which is def not true.

Sir it was nice watching you degrade yourself in front of the wrestling forum and yes you did sink down to my level apperently. :rant: oh and :foc:

<font color=white>That's exactly what I thought.</font>

I, sir, am not a cannibal.

:y: