Best Black Guy's Theme Right Now
 

<font color=white>John Cena's.</font>

Fuckin' Burke for sure!

There are a few black guys conspicuously missing from that list.

<font color=white>It's the best out of them all though. If we're talking about black guy as in african american in appearance then I'd probably say MVP.</font>

<font color=white>If WGTT's theme is included then that, hands down.</font>

Easily Elijah Burke's. Cor Von's is second.

Also, this thread is fucking dumb, and you should be ashamed, but I'm sure you won't be.

The Coach!

Cor Von's is terrible, which is a shame cause the da BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST! Period!

Cor Von

YOUR GOIN' DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

Somebody's gon' get their wig split.

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Burke. :y:

MVP's, only because I only know three of the themes (Mark, Teddy, and Montel), and the other two kind of...Suck.

I couldn't find Henry’s actual video so SvR’07 footage will have to do, it’s a great song.
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Yeah, maybe there's something about the words I’m coming in his theme song, but those 2 words are the only ones that make me cringe, and no I’m not some sort of homophobe before anyone asks.

Monty Cor Brown's theme has a permanent spot on my car CD.

You're goin' DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN.

Out of those I would say Cor Von's. It's funky and it's groovy.

Somebody please post that Cor Von song in here. I may rep you.

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LOL@Cor Von's

The black janitor who sweeps the stadium after the even. He sings "please master dont beat me "

It's slang, you white devil.

Cor Von's is the absolute shit. I wish I could change my vote to that.

It's so old school. How can you not love that?

Fuck you, Jabba.

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King Jabba is gonna get queened if he doesn't watch himself.

Where's BIG Vis? He's so big I'd thought he'd be on this list :-\

Fat bottom girls?

Queen Latifah's going to sit on him and smother him.

Whether he likes that stuff or not, I don't know.

It's Jabba. I mean, if he got off on Hungry Hungry Holocaust...:shifty:

I miss voted

King Book-AAAAHHHH

Don't Waste My Time, Burke FTW

I would fuck the pink ranger.

:rofl:

:rofl:

Seriously, The Coach.

IM COMIN!

Is the best...it managed to top SOMEONE GONNA GET THEIR WIG SPLIT!

Are you kidding?

He would have Anglezord, which would destroy Dragonzord.

Anglezord could beat him with a BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK.

MVP

lol at no King Booker or Shelton as choices

I would have voted for Ernest Miller if he were able to be on this list.

I"M THE GREATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE TWO THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How'd I accidentally vote for Ross Perot?

-Somebody call my mama!-

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-Somebody call my mama!-

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-Somebody call my mama!-

GRAB THEM CAKES!!!!!!!!!! AW IS THAT ALL YOU DO???????????? GRAB THEM CAKES!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, I remember that song being pretty big for JYD back in the 80's

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Just, yes.

Hard Hittin' ... sadly i rocked out to that while wearing large red sunglasses in Baltimore last year.

Someone should use this song

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I'M COMIN'!!!!

Damn butterfly ballots...

LOL

Needs a "I don't care about black people" option.

I remember the first time I saw that episode. Freakin' hilarious.

MVP tbh.

I dunno. Geroge doesn't post here.

What it needs is a "50 years ago we'd have turned them upside down and shoved a fork up their asses" option.

I know it's too soon after the great forking of 1979, but....

I miss when black comedy were funny.

To be fair, I think the Power Rangers theme is money. :lol:

ROFL @ Tazz

Teddy Long has the best theme

MVP.

p.s looking at them two avatars if Eddie was wearing shades he could easily be mistaken for Helms :yes:

I see the resemblance, well spotted :y: