Rumored WWE releases
 

According to some people with WWE Mobile phones, Vince has just released JBL and Kane. This I won't believe along with the Chris Benoit allegations until the Toxicoligy report is released.

<font color=white>lol what?</font>

Kane I could POSSIBLY see, but not JBL unless he asked for his release.

:wtf:

i can see vince fire alot of roid heads after benoit but jbl does not wrestle anymore.

WWE is going to be hurting very badly, on that note I'm taking up training to become a pro wrestler...:shifty:

Maybe they quit after everything

I have a pretty squeeky clean image and i'm the polar opposite of a roid monster, I am exactly what they need right now.

Kane looks like he hasnt been on Roids in a long time.

Why do I have a feeling that you got this news from GameFAQs?

I'm 5' 8" and drug free, hire me.

OMGZ I HURDZ THAT GOLDBURG IZ CUMMIN BAK TO FASE SENA AT DA WRESSLEMANIA!1!!1

I too am training to be a wrestler, not that Vince would hire me since I'm either 5'7 ½" or 5' 8 ½" tall/248 lbs.

Now's your best chance to get a good push since they'll probably start doing away with the big guys for a while.

Um...Neither JBL or Kane look like they take 'roids. Plus they are both company boys, they wouldn't have gotten fired. The might ask for a release.

If I see something not posted here that I see, I'll post it but never any gamefaqs, ign or wiki trash. Thanks for that bout of confidance King, but I'm only 19 and without a license.

Way too much mass @ 248 lbs. They dont want anything suspicious.

Now, me, at 5'8" 148lbs...PERFECT. They're getting rid of heavyweights altogether. It'll be Cruiserweights and Lightweights only now.

Well then where did you get this from?

It's not on WWE.com, the Observer, or PWInsider.

Kane I could see, because he was rumored to be retiring at the end of the year.

<font color=white>5'7/5'8 and 248lbs? I'm like 6'2 and 224 (231 billed ;) )

So are you Batista big or Earthquake big? :D</font>

I'm 5'8, Im just gonna model myself after Taz, throw a few suplexes, give them a few stiff boots, and then finish them with an inescapeble Choke. By the time I'm 26 no one will even remember who Taz was, and when they do they'll think of that fat announcer.

OMGZ! ITS CONFIRMED!

source: http://www.fakewrestlingnewspage.comzors

- Kane and JBL have been fired from the WWE. Speculation is they made the comment, "Geez, we take WAY more roids than Benoit and WE haven't snapped yet" in front of McMahon and were promptly wished the best on their future endeavors.

- Also Brian Kendrick is said to be on the chopping block as backstage, he is known as one of the most notorious steroid users and distributors, and many workers call him "The Hookup".

- Also, straight edge superstar Rob Van Dam is being praised for his clean image and honest hard work both in and out of the ring.

LOL, solid information from MB.

As always ;)

Uh oh, I think the Ruse Report has some competition.

lol @ MB.

You know, all this talk about 'roids...

I think Alienoid06 should keep a low profile for a bit.

His name rhymes with 'roid. He has 3 letters in his name that make up 'roids, and some Russians may think he's called Alienroid. - He could be next :shifty:

http://www.fakewrestlingnewspage.comzors

^ All the latest news a rumors right there.

Take that Boone.

OMG I JUST SAW THAT CHRIS BENOIT IS GOING TO APPEAR AT THE IMPACT TAPINGS NEXT MONDAY TO EXPLAIN HIS ACTIONS!!1!!

Thanks fakewrestlingnewspage.com!:y: :y:

lol Koos, you're too much.

Matt Boone probably has a number you can text to get put on the "WWE News Text Service" and dumb people think it's actually WWE.

You can't tell who took roids. Fuck, Ric Flair and Edge both took them but you'd never guess it.

Yeah.

I don't think Scott Steiner took roids.

:shifty:

Daniel Benoit was on roids too. Fuckin Chris Benoit.

Back in the 80's he was pumped up, so it was more obvious back then.

No, I'm pretty sure you could guess it.

Kane and JBL aren't fired. I really wonder where this lame rumor came from.

Can someone tell me how you couldn't see that Edge was on steriods when he got drafted over to Raw after his big injury?

Matt Boone. Didn't you read the above statements? :shifty:

lol @ legend.

Fuck sake, he even admitted it. You really could tell to. Stevie Wonder called me up to tell me he noticed too.

Also Brian Kendrick is said to be on the chopping block as backstage, he is known as one of the most notorious steroid users and distributors, and many workers call him "The Hookup".

Haha, good one MB.

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- Former WCW, WWE, and current TNA superstar Scott Steiner has admitted to using steroids "maybe twice" in his career. This groundbreaking development has shattered Steiner's once highly reputable image. Steiner's fanbase, comprised largely of small children, was absolutely stunned and heartbroken over the news. Here is one fan's reaction:

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We'll have more on this story as it develops.




This is a sad day for wrestling when stuff like this happens. Especially from the likes of a guy like Steiner. :nono:

This is Xero reporting for http://www.fakewrestlingnewspage.comzors

It has come to light that many fans suspect that CM Punk is, in fact, a drug abuser, despite claims that he is "Straight Edge". This reporter's sources are telling him that Punk was seen coming out of NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida with a large, almost comical bag marked "Moon Rocks". I was then told he was seen hours later selling AND using what he referred to as "Out of this World Rock".

More on this story as it develops.

A followup on what is being dubbed as Steiner-Gate 2007:

source: http://www.fakewrestlingnewspage.comzors

- Scott Steiner is alleging that he got his "hookup" from the man known as "The Hookup", notorious steriod distributor Brian Kendrick. Officials have declined to comment as of this moment, but investigations are underway into both wrestlers and Congress is having a special session regarding the indictment of Steiner and Kendrick on federal drug charges.

*post*

How dare you taint such a serious subject with your flippantry! :mad:

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BIG FINALE TO RAW TONIGHT!

Finally tonight on RAW is WAR the Undertaker with his Corporate Ministry minions will reveal who the higher power is! Word is backstage it's Bob Backlund, but many feel it is Gerald Briscoe. Linda and Stephanie McMahon are lined up for appearances so the feeling is that anything can happen.

Notes are coming fast that current WWF Tag Team Champions The Acolytes are going to be throwing the titles in the bin at around 9:54PM exactly and heading off to WCW with Triple H and Chyna.

*HOT* See pictures of HHH and Chyna having sex in a Gondola in Venice!!!