Official Raw Thread (7-2-07): DA SAMOAN BULLDOZER VS. DA ITALIAN
 

Raw returns to its regular time of 9/8 CT on USA Network as the flagship emanates from the American Airlines Center in Dallas.

Big news from the desk of Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman: He has scheduled a Vengeance: Night of Champions rematch for Raw, as Intercontinental Champion Santino Marella will again face the Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga.

Their match at Vengeance was stopped by the referee, as Umaga brutalized the Milan Miracle and was disqualified for ignoring the referee's five-count. The beating continued post-match, as the super-heavyweight crushed the ribs of the champion with a splash from the top rope.

Will Marella manage to rebound and keep the miracle alive Monday night, or will Umaga once again wear Intercontinental gold? Tune in at 9/8 CT on USA Network to find out.

I wanna see The Messiah on Raw tonight.
That's all I'm saying in this thread.

This will be a Spicy Meat-A-Ball of a RAW!

Yo ah Santino where's ah mah ah pizz-a pie?!

His name actually sounds like a sauce... Or maybe a cheese.

He needs to team up with someone named Ravioli. And put out a shitty line of WWE-themed pastas. Spaghetti-Ortons, Beefaroonis, etc.

YOU KNOW BROTHER, PASTAMANIA IS GOING TO RUN WILD ON YOU WHEN THE 24CM WORMS COME LOOKING FOR YOU, DUDE!

WHERES MY PIZZA? UMAGA ATE IT

AND HE 'ATE YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO! AND HE 'ATE THE MESS HE LEFT ON THE CARPET!

Nunzio and Santino should reform the F.B.I.

But seriously, which lucky superstar will be fed to the great white hype this week?

You bring back Big Salbowski and thats money

Are you talking about John Cena or Bobby Lashley?

:shifty:

just to get everyone amped for RAW:

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BADSTREET USA BABY!

I thought Cena was the black one?

I'd mark the fuck out if the music hit and out cam Michael Hayes and Jimmy Garvin to take on Cade and Murdoch.

No, that's Khali.

I mean the language Khali speaks is the closest thing to ebonics this side of Ahmed Johnson.

Evenin fellas. Hope this show gets everything back on track tonight.

VINCE IS STILL DEAD TO ME DAMNIT!!!

....:shifty:

Kennedy wrestling?

Whoopie.

Piss break.

Oh look it's the Sign Guy Faggot in the front row.

KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


BITCHES














KENNEDY!!!!!

guys kennedy just wasn't ready!!!

Yay I can kill two piss breaks in one sitting.

Can you get any whiter then these two lol

Great..... Kennedy's gonna job to Cena. :nono: And WHY hasn't Cena been stripped of the title yet?

:wtf:

cameltoe? lame

Mr. Camel Toe.

Wow. That really sucked.

Wait, are you talking about the same messiah who's wrestled for czw and xpw?

Mister Rogers would've been funnier than Mr. Cameltoe.

God, I cannot wait for Triple H to come back and take the title from Cena.

crappypants??????? jesus

I did like the Mr Kenny G lol

ALL HAIL KING BOOKER!

Can John Cena be any more retarded?!

YAY!

Now someone with actual TALENT

ALL HAIL KING BOOK-AH!

BOOKER

finally someone to save this segment

Hmmm, I woke up from my after work nap, and argued with my Mom for this?

Kick both of their asses, Booker.

ROFL

2 zero zero 7

I love Booker

(Stares blankly) Isn't this how RAW started before Vengence?

New tattoos for Orton?

No, because it didn't have Kennedy so that made it better.

Wait till you see him wrestle. :roll:

Battle Royal for the #1 contendership anybody?

Oh great, here comes the roided up unfunny version of Wayne Brady. :roll:

And Kennedy has yet to do anything to impress me, shooting your mouth dosn't impress I wanna see some cold hard wrestling.

YEAH TELL EM BOOK!

damn. get that mic away from him lol

REGAL

REGAL REGAL REGAL REGAL!~!!

Regal!!!

Regal?! wtf?

WOOOOO

COMMISSIONER REGAL

REGAL!

(Giggles)

calling it now someone goes through the contract signing table

Timed battle royal type thingy.....fascinating.

Also kinda disappointed, when Regal's music hit I thought he was going to get involved in the ring. :'(

****SPOILERS**** Highlight to read....





CENA STILL WINS!!!









:shifty:

I hope Regal will be "running" Raw for longer than just tonight.

Yeah, your probably right there....

Regal running RAW sounds sweet as hell.

Regal should take the spot, and face Cena at GAB...




And kill him.

Excuse me I need to mark out right now!

Yay kill Jeff!

Well Orton's fucked.

Hey Lillian is back, is this her first Raw back?

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :drool: :drool: :drool:


(looks innocent) I;m a Hardy Mark...can't help it LOL

I'm calling 11 restholds this match

I don't think rest holds are advantageous in BTC matches.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee GO JEFF!!!

Orton it's beat the clock, stop with the restholds

$5 says Kennedy gets Super Crazy, Lashley gets Snitsky, and King Booker gets The Sandman

ahahaha JR and King calling Orton an idiot for doing a bearhug

Lashley will win

Get ready for Lashley vs. Cena @ GAB.

I have an idea how to get the girls to root against Cena...put him in there against Jeff. That or all the kids' and girls' heads will implode from the confusion.

(gets ready) (Falls asleep)

Haha, Commisioner Regal is back!

It is funny. My girl friend hates the way JR talks.

Orton in at 7:06.

Not gonna do it.

OMGZ Lashley on the mic.

LOL @ Booker

"Wha the hell is beat the clock?"

What a great time for Orton.

No not gonna do it and if you put Jeff Hardy against Cena...I'd buy that PPV....

I am a Girl, and a Hardy Mark...(Grins)

Regal is the man.

Orton looks so gay, and in the bad way.

Orton is gay.

Also WWE should have a Starcade, I mean they own the rights to the name don't they?

:y:

thats king booker

Candice is the Women's Champion?

wtf did Melina just do?

Does Candine look different tonight or is it just me?

**Falls asleep**

Indeed she does.