Mike Knox fans rejoice!!
 

source: PWInsider.com

Rest assure Mike Knox fans, word has it that he will be making his long-awaited return to ECW in the near future. They're trying to re-package him. Knox was backstage at this past Tuesday's ECW/Smackdown taping in New Orleans. He currently has the longest active streak of available WWE stars not wrestling on television. He hasn't wrestled on television since February. He lost to CM Punk in a short match. In fact, that was his lone television appearance this year.

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There are no Mike Knox fans. Anywhere. Period.

I'm a fan of Mike Knox Future Endeavors.

He would be used properly in TNA, just like everyone else is.

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No doubt. Mike Knox: TNA World Championship Co-Holder with Kurt Angle and Tyson Tomko!

So it's true then that Angle has been made permanent TNA champion?

YAY!

ABT was a Mike Knox fan

Yeah, but all of his wins are going to be double and triple wins. In fact, I've heard that there's going to be the first-ever "Thirty Man World Champion" in 2008.

You can't repackage a turd.

Sure you can, but it starts to stink sooner or later. Sooner if it's put in a spotlight.

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I'm pretty happy about this. He just looks like an asshole. Really adds to his character, if you ask me. Also, him and Test were probably the greatest tag team in WWECW history.

What's so bad about him, really?

I like Mike Knox. He will KNOX you out!

That should be his gimmick. He knocks people out...simple.

Funniest thread title ever.

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Knox is just terrible.

How about, you can't polish a turd?

Of course you can if you dry it out. The smell may even go away, but it starts looking old and crusty.

Xero, that was actually funny.

Yeah, that Green bit made me LOL pretty hard.

I have an idea on how to repackage Mike Knox. I hope WWE doesn't steal my original idea...

Ok here it goes.

Shave him bald, including his eyebrows and have him debut as a MONSTER on Smackdown!

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I like Mike Knox :(

FTW

Holy shit that's awesome! :D

I loved Mike Knox when ECW first started up. There have been times in all of our lives where we see extremely attractive, ridiculously sexy girls with huge, buff, sweaty, ugly guys. Guys like us wonder what the girl ever sees in the bastard. And the guy is usually insanely protective over her because he knows it's the best that he'll ever be able to get. Mike Knox plays it perfectly.

Good for you Mike Knox. Good for you.

Same with Big V. It's more people on ECW. Gotta be better than repeating the same shit. I swear if I see Dreamer job once more, I'll switch the fuck off.

Tommy Dreamer is the Matt Hardy of ECW...

Does it eventually "Know Best?"

It thinks it does if you spray paint it orange.

Mike Knox fan rejoice

Matt Hardy wins like every week.

Also, Mike Knox may be a little green, but so is half of the ECW roster. It's not like they're feuding him with Cena just yet. If there's any brand that's good for somebody with room to grow, it's definitely ECW.

You know when I loved Mike Knox? Survivor Series. Can we get a clip of that magic? :rofl:

I hope Mike Knox comes to all of your houses and beats the shit out of you.

For that joke, I may just have to come to your house myself.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mv0K...elated&search=

Mike Knox fans rejoice you say?

I know, I know. love the red x noob.

Do you guys think he'll wrestle tonight???

I'm still rejoicing, by the way.

Is that when he out-popped DX?

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Is Mike Knox gonna have to choke a bitch?