The OFFICIAL Random Captions Thread.
 

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You feel just like Wee Gooner!

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"...and then they suggested Cena loses"

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Just waiting for Lita to cum here so she can be subject to the 5-way gang rape she has always fantasized about.

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The first inductee into the Vince McMahon "virtural grab my big-ass grapefruits from behind and still kiss my ass" club.

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ESTRADA: NIPPLE!!!!

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Here we see the white king forcing the black slave to REALLY start serving his king.


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Steve Austin at war with whoever told him to accept this shitty movie.

(Hey, I tried. It's 6:10 AM here and I still have to sleep).

Good job so far.

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Flair "and Batista did this to the whole writing team, now he's a fuckin god".

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Armando: Shoot dis mahn in the ass, ah-ha!

That's it? Dissapointing. :nono:

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Austin: DAMMIT SID!

Oh no you didn't :mad:

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Whether WWE covers it up with a microphone or not you still know its there.

Best one so far.

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Estrada: This guy used to be Jamal.

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Not funny but just an observation. The guy in the middle looks like a 14 year old CM Punk

No it's not. :mad:

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<b>Lashley:</b> I'm not gay. I'm not gay. Come on Bobby, pretend it's a girl. I'm not gay.

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WE LOVE YA BOBBY!

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EDGE: And then I said "Sure! Why would I have a problem with you being the Rated X Superstar, Amy? I love TNA!"

[Crickets]

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AUSTIN: Hey, did you know you had another head up here?

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WWE's obsession with C-list celebrities continues with the debut of Ken.

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FLAIR: No, Schiavone! YOUR mustache is a homo!

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In this case, he who smelt most certainly did not deal it.

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REGAL: I've already told you what I want for Christmas! Now let me off your lap!

LASHLEY: Uh, yeah... About that.

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Dirty mouth? Try Orbit!

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Edge: Hahahahaaaaaya fuckin' emo fags... :|

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Not a caption, but I was at this SmackDown, I think. The one from Wheeling, WV last year. The one sign on the left beside the bright orange one is mine, I think (depending if this is the one I was at).

I say we make this the official random captions thread.

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Val: I agree.

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Prostate Examiner 2k7 had some bugs

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Ref: "I'm tired of raising this jokers hand all the time. I think i'll clothesline him out of nowhere."

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Ref: Um, John, the match hasn't started yet.

[QUOTE=chrisat928]John: "Yeah they know the outcome already anyway."

[QUOTE=Diesel Mac]Ref: Wait, so wrestling's fake?

C-Fed/Wrestling forum crossover... (lame, I know) :meh:
 

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Armando: It was him! He ate all the food!


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You better not be snitching, Armando...

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Cena: I WANT YOUR EAR TO GARNISH MY SALAD! *RIIIIP*

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WWE's first ever "Drink a Slushee Too Fast and then Wrestle with Wicked Brain-Freeze" Grudge Match was a rousing success.

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The graphics are so great for SvR2008 that the only way you can tell this is a video game screen shot is from the overuse of blurring.

Eric: Hey Chris, can I spill coffee on you again?
Y2J: That was Eddie.
Eric: Where is he? I want to do it again.
Y2J: Eddie's dead.
Eric: :mad:
Y2J: :nono:

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Well, this was quite interesting. In a rare never before scene of WCW Monday Nitro, we see Eric Bishoff trying to play "X Marks The Spot" with Jericho. Wanna know one of the reasons WHY Jericho left WCW?! Look at the subliminal messaging.

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Eat your vegetables, say your prayers and go to sleep son cause Austin 3:16 just whooped your ASS!!!

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You could have got the same pair of shoes for real cheap at amazon.com

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Mommy!!! King Booker scratched my belt.

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JR: Elijah Express!!! Elijah Express!!! Elijah Express!!! Bah my Gawd King, Carlito hitting Masters with a modified Elijah Express. What sickening impact!!!

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Benoit: WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' TAP WATER!?!??!?!?!?!?

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The Monster of the IWC strikes again!

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WWE's new Bollywood department was a rousing success with their first movie, "Dude, Where's My Talent?" starring The Great Khali.

Me, Myself and Kapoor.

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Black Man CPR: Push the object lodged in the throat back out.

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If there is ever a debate on whether or not Pro Wrestling is gay or not, this picture should be stricken from the record.

That picture is really somehow beautifully taken.

If there is ever a debate on whether or not Pro Wrestling is gay or not, my previous comment on that picture should be stricken from the record.

And in another re-used story line, Vince gives birth to a hand

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Austin: "Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out!"

This should be stickied.

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Val: "I agree."

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BDV: I'm gonna go buy me some milkduds!

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<s>Brady</s>Lashley: Finally...

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BDV: SCISSORS!

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Lashley: Rock.

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BDV: :mad:

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Here we see BDV trying to do the Vulcan live long and prosper sign and fucking it up.

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BDV's attempt to bring back the 4 Horsemen was unsuccessfull.

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VIS: YOU CAN'T SEE ME!


The world: err... We can't fuckin' miss u mate.

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When "The Shocker" goes bad, part 3.

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The Rock demonstrates the new way of flipping people off.

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The Rock hails KING BOOKAH!!!!

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Vince: THIS is the official thread. Here, have some marijuana.

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In India we use this sign language to indicate major rush down stairs. In simple words when some one wants to pee very badly. This thread deserves to be Sticky.

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The WWE's "Nice Bald Hat" line of hats didn't go over too well.

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Fan: ROBOT CHICKEN RULES!
Mondo: For the last time, I'M NOT SETH GREEN!

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Benoit: Who do I have to choke around here to change the name on this thing?

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Vince: We had to clear out Rob Van Dam's locker after he left and we found many of these in it.

Reporter: What are you going to do with them?

Vince: Uh, no comment. :shifty:

"Finally, The Rock's pinky has come back from the people's nose!"

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"Holy shit... Regal's a fucking BLINDO!!!"

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BDV: I HAVE THIS MANY MAN-BOOBS!!

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Dustin: Now where did I leave my dildo?

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Davari: Look at his giant nipples!

BTW, you can clearly tell Davari keeps his wallet in his front left pocket and his cell phone in his right front pocket, either that or he has a robot penis in his right front pocket.

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Remember in my video, "Just Bring It"

When we caught Kurt in the shower, well It was like this big!

Announcer: Got Hemorrhoids?

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*Nods*

Announcer: Then try BIG BLACK SNAKE Hemorrhoids Cream!

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Regal: AHHHH! ARRRGGG! ARRRRGGRGRGGRGRGRRR!

Announcer: Feel better?

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....

Announcer: William?

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...

Announcer: ... Little help?

:lol:

Daivari: They're as big as Rey Mysterio's head!

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WWE's next fetish gimmick: A guy who is REALLY, REALLY into scat.

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Now we see what happens when the WWE forgets to confisgate signs. The truth leaks out.

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Cena: I'm reaching for my gat cuz it's basic Thuginomics.

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Kennedy: SHARMELL! Nice to see you again!
Booker: OH NO HE DIDN'T!

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I'M ROBBIE! Am I Robbie? Hmmmm

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Hornswaggle: *hump hump hump* MINE!!!!! *hump hump hump*

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They finally did it. After eons of terror under the reign of Super Cena, the strongest Jedi's in the universe banded together and disabled his powers. Seconds later, Cena was eaten by Ewoks.

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Here we see Cena getting busted at Circuit City for shoplifting.

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Over the PA: Attention, X Pac has entered the build. I repeat, X Pac has entered the building. Please fasten any and all objects and persons to a strong structure. This is not a test.

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Simon Dean decends into the ring from the ceiling like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.

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Deleted Scene #1 - Rejuvenated Doc vs. Biff

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Kennedy: I can’t super-size your pay, lady, but I’ve got a super-size surprise for you:naughty: -- c’mon, let’s hop in my car!

Lady: Oh, HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO! If I’m gonna strike, I’ll do it WALKING and holding my retarded picket line sign, thank-you very much.

Kennedy: :?: (Thinks to self a second later: Ho...)

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</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>Kennedy: Look, lady, I just told you, auditions for The New Let’s Make A Deal are over!:mad: :nono:

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FEED ME MORE GAMMA RAYS!!

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Cena demonstrates how he can get 3 cocks in his mouth at once.

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Cena: GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!!!!
Ken Shamrock: God damn it!

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Chioda: Aw, come on Cena! One fucking year? Even I'm getting tired of this shit.
Cena: *Sigh* Me too...
Orton: Bunnies......

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SNNNNIIIIIITTTTSKKKYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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<b>Triple H:</b> Wow.... So this is what the Midcard looks like....

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Triple H: I'm the king of the worlddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!