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Yeah Go Cena :shifty:

Also, not gonna lie I am watching this for free right now

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Whether Cena wins or not, who gives f**k
















cena still wins.

Anyone got a link to a live feed?

MVP defeated Hardy via Playmaker.

Damn, already beat to the "spoiler: Cena wins" bit.

yeah link me, my kids got an operation in 6 hours and i cant sleep

100% in tipsters so far, dont think this CW open thing was in the tipsters though.

I order this thing, nd I hve Comcast, and after MVP/Hardy the fucking Comcast thing breaks up and its black saying "One moment plese this should be available shorty"

I didnt fucking pay 40 bucks to watch thta screen. comcast sucks.

KHALI SMASH COMCAST!

no really, im pissed now

*attempts to tear off shirt* ITS TOO TIGHT!

no really, im upset.

Let's face it, The Bash is gonna suck. So stop watching it, if you are, read the results a little later on, and go grab a DVD instead (just picked up the Four Horsemen dvd last night). I'd rather see "TNA's Best of Soma Joe" than the Bash.

Well the opening match (Hardy/MVP) was better than any match they've had at the GAB in years.

Although that's not saying much, but it was still a pretty good match.

Wtf hornswoggle CW champ? Hahaha

ROFL HORNSWOGGLE IS THE NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION

rofl; so it was for the title? :DDDDdddddddddddd

Two of my best firnds are at this PPV right now. I want it to suck so I can make fun of them. So far, I think my chances are good.

Well the first two matches were pretty good.

Sandman entrance sans beer

ROFL.

Yeah, you know your division is completely fucked when a MIDGET is crowned champion.

Case-in-point:

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackd...pphotos/01.jpg

http://www.wrestlingandentertainment.com/blackfeeds.htm

You didn't get it from me

Somewhere Vince Russo is beating off to this match

and HORNSWOGGLE!!!!!!! YEA-UH!

Sandman grabs the cane, swings, misses, Backcracker, match over

hahahaaa. 100% in tipsters, YES! I pictured this happening. Carlito wins with the back cracker.

Why is Sandman vs. Carlito even on this crap?

Orton: "Todd did you know that today is Shawn Michael's birthday?"

Grisham: "No"

Orton: "Neither does Shawn"

Carlito wins via backstabber.

:lol:

Women's Match. Great pan out of the crowd all going to the bathroom

Lol wrestling AND entertainment, do they provide porn too?

Pfft, beats me. I don't think so though. I thought that was funny too though the first time i saw it.

Tipsters is gonna be good for me i reckon, got the result right there to.

umm, what?

rofl matt

Easily best damn so far besides the first one

:?:

Matt's facial expressions while Candice was pouring water on herself

That damn made me laugh.

dunno, Matt's face during the Candice thing was lol for me

Lol TL just seen your avatar caption.

Sorry.:wave:

:nono: Page 2 at 1hr and 10 :nono:

^ Its a pretty good ppv though, however, i am drunk so that maybe helping me enjoy it more.

ROFL JR just called one of Jeffs moves 'the twist of fate'.

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Triple H Wins


Gotcha.

Still 100% in tipsters, YEAH! Umaga wins.

Jamalga wins, grr.

So you thought Candice would win with her bulldog headlock?

Ok, 95%(or something) then.

LISTEN TO THAT OVATION FOR JOHN MORRISON! OH MY GOD!

oh yeah no reaction. right.

Im a mark for cm punk for some reason, i don't know why.

Because he's not John Morrison?

Probably...

Spoiler: Cena sucks

10 bucks says no other titles will change at Matt Boone will use "NEW CHAMPION" for a headline.

Woah its dead in here tonight. Where's KK and crew?

Great finish to the ECW Title match, assholes.

God, I hate how they are booking CM Punk. Pathetic.

And I don't even mind John Morrison now. Just the way Punk is being booked makes me want to punch babies.

Crowd loves Morrison...oh wait they don't

Both guys were working their asses off, then a horrible finish

Glad I didn't pay for this

Jeff vs. Umaga was a solid match.

Bullrope next.

The only problem I have is the finish to the match which was about as lame as you can get, not to mention it made Punk look pretty weak.

This bullrope match is going to be horrid

Ortons entrance music makes this match. Its pretty sad when all you care about is the wrestlers music. Dusty Rhodes entrance theme is good to i guess.

All in all the show has been more frustrating than anything...some better quality matches than normal but still, packed with more frustration with anything else.

^ I havent noticed any frustration, but then i am drunk.

And I'm so desperate to see an end to the Cena reign I really, REALLY hope Lashley walks out champ tonight.

Orton don't want that rope on

Yeh that would help right now. I need to dig my bottle of tequila out of the closet.

crowds into this at least

My point exactly.

That bell is fucking annoying.

Well do you want to tied to a fat slob with a lisp that rivals Daffy Duck?

And if Lashley wins the title tonight, I riot. I'm sorry but some semblence of charisma is important to me. Lashley as champ on Raw would me much worse than Cena. Atleast I can get behind Cena character-wise.

REAR CHINLOCK!

So did last month's finish

Vince: So, did anyone else catch that re-run of SNL the other night. More cowbell :rofl: That's what we need at the Bash! More cowbell!

Doesn't matter who wins the belt tonight. The Chosen Son returns at Summerslam

That was far more entertaining than I thought it would be

Oh well didnt guess the way of winning right but the result was obvious.

And somewhere in Titan Towers, Shane-O-Mac read this, and cried.

I seriously hope they give Cena/Lashley 30 minutes....cause I don't want this triple threat to go more than 5

I think Khali retains

Honestly, it isn't a good sign when you look to Batista to carry a match

I'm actually looking forward to Randy Orton vs. Cody Rhodes at SummerSlam.

I think they need to let Kane and Batista slam each other around a bit, and then Khali comes in and chops everybody.

I'm looking for Kane to carry it, which is a better choice than Dancin' Dave, but that's kinda saying a cup of water will be more usefull than a shotglass of water if you're putting out a forest fire.

Well Kane isn't winning, he just did his corner pyro

That would be funny.

They need to throw a cup of gas on it and let it burn

Ahahahaha, they really shat on the CW title tonight.

I want to see a Batista Bomb on Khali!

I haven't heard this theory before.

Does he not do it when he wins?

Here comes Collie, looking at sloppy as ever

Usually post match, something I picked up