Who da kid? (RAW Spoilers)
 

So yeah, now we're onto an paternaty angle.

After RAW, my first thought was they they're going to play Triple H being Vince's illegitimate son.

Who do YOU think it is?

David Flair, or The Messiah.

Maybe the Boogeyman.

Mr. Kennedy McMahon!

Aurora Rose.

:shifty:

Kennedy

Kennedy ...

Kennedy ....

Kennedy .....

Kenn... ok im done

I DON'T KNOOOOW!!!

remember the guy who tried out for Tough Enough I? yeah him. Spanky McMahon

Triple H comes to mind, as does Mr. Kennedy. Snooze, how predictable?

Make it someone like Paul London. He's apparently half-Spanish, so they can just say Vince shacked up with a Mexican woman during the 70's. Then London can just grin at Vince as he is entitled to some of the company, or whatnot. Then they can run an "undercard wrestler has power" storyline.

The dark horse pick no one has mentioned yet is Kane.

Vince: So THAT'S how he ended up with a 36-inch penis.

Too bad London is a jobber for life.

how old is Kennedy?

If Trips is the illegitimate child, that wouldn't make much sense either

Well the Doctor who did the test for Paul Bearer being his father would look down right silly then.

Like the WWE remembers they did anything with that. How many other times have they fucked with Kane's history?

Can I ask why not? The Triple H character was apparently born and raised in Greenwich, Connecticut, which is McMahon country. Plus it is well-known that Vince wanted to do an incest angle. Then there are the rumours that the storyline would give a rub to Triple H and Mr. Kennedy. It'll probably be one of them.

And Mr. Kennedy is 31, I believe.

Kennedy was born in March of 1976, and Stephanie was born in September of 1976, so that would make Kennedy the middle McMahon child.

Yeah, it is. Although something like this would be a great way to elevate a guy who doesn't look like he's on steroids.

The word jobber gave me the odd idea of it being Stevie Richards. He comes out, give Vince a hug, and Vince just looks embarrassed. Richards is apparently one of Vince's favourite guys, so it's got a slight sentimental chance of happening. Plus, Richards has that winning streak going on, so he is a bit more relevent.

That would mean HHH fucked, married, and had a kid with his sister.

It's gonna be Jeff Hardy.

Rey Mysterio dudes. Vince came to Mexico and...

With the way they finished the Katie Vick angle, would this suprise you?

Viscera

My first thought was bringing up someone from OVW. I don't know who's there that's ready, but this "gimmick" will stick to whoever it is for some time (unless they say it was an error or some shit), and if it's someone like Kane, that'd ruin his character. Kennedy is fine now, why add something lame to his character like that? Seems like it would just be baggage down the line.

I'm stealing Innovator's idea.


It really needs to be Colt Cabana.

It would seriously be amazing.

It's Eugene.






























Eugene.

Val Venis!!!!!!!

or

The Bashams! Both of em O_M_G!

Cabana doing it could be great.

Remember that episode of the Simpsons where's Mr Burns finds out he has a son and they are like chalk and cheese, with someone like Cabana that could make great TV.

And HHH nailing his own sister is just wrong, just flat out wrong!

I pick Coach

Cabana would be gold. Vince, wanting his son to be successful, tries to make him a wrestler. He has Regal train him in order to keep his GM spot. Cabana picks up the style like a fricking protege', but still acts like a total frat boy, doesn't take anythng serious, and just constantly goofs around in the ring.

It'd seriously be amazing.

Raw needs Colt Cabana.

I'd love to see Regal and Cabana wrestle too. I'd love to see a great exchange of moves, where in the end, Cabana gets the upper hand by sneezing in Regal's face.

Why is everyone assuming that it is someone from within WWE or another of WWEs organizations?

I see a big angle in which it's discovered that Shawn Micheals and Vince are extended family, with Vince being the father of Matt Bentley, aka Martyr.

As much as I would love to see that, part of me wants to see him on ECW giving Punk grief once again.

I still think that is more a reason why Vince would have it be Triple H, than it not be.

I thought we have that now in John Cena.

Nup. Gotta be Sandman. Eveyone has been talking about his push.
And he was the last man eliminated from the Battle Royal....

I go with the cool kids and say Boom Boom Cabana.

It's not going to be an adult, nobody files paternity suits once the kid is grown up. He probably nailed the wife of someone on the roster. Or someone who was on the roster.

Maybe Vince was actually Daniel Benoit's father? :shifty:

Lets bring back Dominic and Vince can wear the Papi T Shirts

Dammit, I was gonna make aDominic joke. *shakes fist angrily*

Let's go celebrate with a Diet Coke and a Twizzler!

To be fair it would only be his half sister.

Someone nobody knows or has ever heard of, but Vince is high on, so he will use this as a way to hot shot him into the Main Event scene.

I'm going to say it is Gene Snistki.

HORNSWAGGLE!!!!

Cabana would be awesome.

Gonna go with the conspricy angle and say Jeff Hardy.

"Classic" Colt Cabana McMahon

Who is Colt Cabana, and why should I care?

OK, GO.

Eric Bishoff

btw, it's Lashley.

Whatever happens, it'll blow.

Colt Cabana would be fucking amazing. It would totally channel the Monty Burns/Larry Burns relationship from The Simpsons, and with Cabana in it, that would not be a bad thing.

Kennedy would be pretty cool....

but I was thinking this when they announced it...

Does anyone remember when Stephanie mentioned that Vince wanted to run an incest storyline featuring him being the father of Stephanies new baby...

Made me think that perhaps Steph filed the paternity suit...

No one said what the age of the baby was....remember...Vince is the genetic jackhammer

:| A bit late on the Basham reference, aren't you?

Perhaps you should take your menopause elsewhere?

The News Forum is saying it was planned to be Ken Kennedy.

She knew it was Daddy's the minute it strutted out of the crib.

Oh, well if Boone says it...it must be true!

I watch wrestling here and there and I have no fucking clue who Paul London is, yet I see you constantly bringing him up everytime you post about something

I dunno probably Ric Flair

Has he ever been wrong before?

It was Owen Hart.

Not only did Vince screw Bret, but he also screwed his mom.

Helen Hart was a saint! :mad:

Anyway, why do you guys keep bringing up Colt Cabana? You know damn well it's not him.

Because Colt's more entertaining than One-Trick Kennedy.

Cody Rhodes

Because it's a better idea than what the WWE will actually do.

I'm still praying for The Messiah.

Nick Mondo obviously.[/Xero]

Shane McMahon

Wow thats impressive. That would mean Stephanie was born after only a 6 month gestation period.

Disco Inferno

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Did you not see the part about it being a illilgetimate child,that means that it would not be Vince & Linda's it would be Vince & someone else's