ECW Thread for 8/7
 

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CM Punk is set to rock the next edition of 15 Minutes of Fame when he takes on John Morrison in the ECW Champion’s competition for a contender. The Straightedge Superstar has proven he can handle ECW Original Tommy Dreamer and Elijah Burke at the same time, but he has seemed to have a spell of bad luck when it comes to facing Morrison. Can he hang with the champion for 15 minutes, or will another golden opportunity dissipate? Punk said this would be the last time he asks for a title opportunity from Morrison, so the pressure is on.

On the last ECW on Sci Fi, Stevie Richards earned his second straight win against Kevin Thorn. It was also the second straight week he wore the same pair of tights. Will the hot streak continue for Richards, as long as he keeps to his superstition? Will he add more victims to his résumé?

Also, while Big Daddy V continues to dominate in the ring, he hasn’t been able to sleep well at night. What does Boogeyman have in store for Matt Striker’s super-sized pupil? Will he continue to haunt the teacher and his student?

Find out the answers to all of these questions and more on the next ECW on Sci Fi on Tuesday at 10/9 CT.

Punk wins tonight, gets taken out next week, repeat until Summerslam.

Can they make up their mind as to what opening theme to use?

New Music?

Punk'll lose in 14 minutes to Morrison tripping him with his shoelaces

It's the Boogerman.

Back to Manson

Boogerman's got a wig

Peanut Butter Boogen Time

The worms is the new mist.

and new paint

Good ol ECW Thread, where Inno runs up his post count

Woooooooooooooooooooooo, Boogen!!!!!

I'm The Boogerman, and I'm comin to PICK YA!

Money Shot, Alienoid just marked out

Wooooooooooooo, Boogen picks up a win.

Matt Stroker

Boogen v BDV, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I don't know what's worse, getting a taste of worms or being feed like baby bird by the Boogerman.

Flabby McGee!

Big Floppy V

MORE DADDY MORE!

Boogen, no sell that shit.

I can't wait to see Boogen vs. Big Floppy Triple D at Summerslam

And V is a Trekkie

Daddy V has stretch marks on his nipples

Vader needs to come back and feud with Big Floppy V over the rights to the "V" hand sign.

Does Viscera honestly need the straps on his outfit there. I mean seriously

Mabel is awsome

No thats not Big Daddy V looking mean, thats him having a heart attack

And the rights to be fat.

His stretch marks have stretch marks.

And those tattoos?

Yeah, they are just funky shaped stretch marks.

You think they will make time for 2 ECW matches? prob not I dont think.

Besides Punk vs Morrision. err I mean whoever morrision faces for title...

Title to Fattest Wrestler

Dusty Rhodes vs. Daddo V vs. Vader vs. Don Muraco

Lose gets put on Jenny Craig and sent to fat camp.

Say his name right, it's John Vedder Cobain Jagger Lennon Morrison

:lol: sired

Honestly, do we need moments ago stuff for an hour long show

Elijah Burke baby!

Start marking out Thrilla

Don't waste my time, chico.

Say hello to the Burke guy.

Burke has an ugly assed scowl.

Burker vs. Dreamer, alright

Tommy Jobber

Dreamer is gonna win

:lol: Dreamer going strong style

Sweet Burke didn't kill himself that time

Too Bad Regal couldnt be GM for ECW too.

See you next job.

Damnit

Burke should be ECW GM.

Hmmmmmmm, Val Venis isn't doing anything.

Alright, so if Stevie Richards wins tonight, what's Alienoid's reaction gonna be

The Goo of Greatness.

The Shaman of Shame.

Random thought. if they wanted him to get away from the Johnny Nitro thing why do they still have him dress the same.

What a fucking promo

I can't wait for a Stevie win tonight

Johnny Nitro is the goods.

Because he's The Greatness of Shame.

Same promo he's done for the last 3 weeks

Woooooooo, Kahli vs the Enternal #1 Contender

The Sultan of Suck

The Black Hole of Heat

At least he wasn't repeating his name.

That makes him better than Kennedy.

Just saw something Hillarious:

Actual WWE Poll:

What do you think the CM stands for in CM Punk?
Chick Magnet
Cookie Monster
Common Man
Chases Men

Chick Magnet

Sandman should be ECW GM after what had happened last night.

The Bermuda Triangle of Charisma

The Bottomless Pit of Boredom

He's repeating phrases

"He's just a common punk, workin hard for every punk. HEEYYY he's just a common punk."

The Possessor of X-Pac Heat

The King of Leaches

Is this gonna lead to the Miz and the Expose in a 4 some?

Jiz TV

Cmon please let him face Stevie, 3-0

phrases

Jiz vs. Balls

JOBS Mahoney

The Jiz can't beat Balls, I mean where would the Jiz be without Balls?

Miz v Balls? Isn't that ever match is tounge is in?

But it's more words. At least his vocabulary is somewhat expanded.

CM Miz

Kelly is gonna fall for Balls

Besides losing to the Miz, why do they keep Balls on the payrole?

Miz fucked up

After seeing them advertise a few seconds ago that it could be CM Punk Vs Morrison @ Summerslam it made me realize something...

Im just as tired of seeing CM Punk fight Morrison every month as I am seeing Batista getting title shots each ppv....

Which is weird for me to say because im a huge CM Punk mark.

Um...I don't know if that could be any more dirty.

can't even do a bodyslam?

If this keeps up, CM Punk will probably stand for Cookie Monster.

I can see CM Punk's promo.

"One cookie is good enough for you. Two cookies is good enough for him. Three cookies is good enough for being straight edge. Ha...ha...ha"

Kelly loves Balls.

Well, in all fairness, they are giving him a 3 match fued, while Bats just gets title shots all the time.

PUNK WITH MIC TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CM PUNK PROMO

Kelly likes Balls?

And yes...that can be taken in more than one way...but I mean it wrestling storyline wise....

CM Punk's promo is worse than Morrison's.

Morrison will never forget the name of....*inhales deeply*....PUUUUNK.

True...but maybe my im just tired of seeing only one ECW match at every ppv...it it being the same damn match every month.

Punk earns the title shots, Batista is just always in the match

Yeah, but it is really more of a mid card match in the grand scheme of things.