Official RAW Thread 8/13/07: New Daddy at MSG
 

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Any time Raw rolls into the mecca of sports-entertainment – New York City’s Madison Square Garden – the strangest, most outrageous and most shocking things occur. This Monday night will be no exception, as heated rivalries build ever hotter toward SummerSlam, a crowning achievement seems inevitable, and WWE’s Chairman may suffer the consequences of some unexpected paternal affairs.

It was the mother – actually, father – of all bombshells last Monday, when Mr. McMahon was served a summons relating to a paternity suit for an illegitimate child. In the past, the Chairman has considered himself a “genetic jackhammer”; now it seems there may be truth to his statement. Does another McMahon exist out there, and if so, will the man who sired him own up to his parental responsibilities?

WWE Champion John Cena has never been one to back down from his commitments; however, his Garden obligation Monday night must have him considering it on some level. As if facing his SummerSlam opponent, Randy Orton, and Carlito in a Tag Team Match wasn’t going to be bad enough, Cena must do so with a savage partner who tried to destroy him last week: Intercontinental Champion Umaga. How can The Champ possibly co-exist with the Samoan Bulldozer and fend off a calculated attack from two of Raw’s most cunning Superstars? Read the full story ...

On top of everything else, Madison Square Garden will also host royalty this Monday night. After a momentary distraction by Queen Sharmell cost him his match last week, Jerry “The King” Lawler must hail King Booker and crown him in a Royal Coronation ceremony. How difficult will it be for Lawler, a wrestling “King” for more than 30 years, to swallow his royal pride and acknowledge Booker as His Majesty in the kingdom of sports-entertainment?

For the answers to these questions and more, be sure to watch Raw in Madison Square Garden, live at 9/8 CT, only on USA Network.

So do we think Trips will return tonight? I know he's not on the spreadsheet according to the TPWW front page but Vince has had a thing about screwing with the smarks recently.

Pretty sure he will be at the show tonight during the Booker/Jerry Lawler segment

Considering that they try to pull their best shit off at the Garden hopefully it will be above average.

I'm certainly looking foward to watching RAW. I'm gonna stick it out another hour hopefully, cos I'm tired and gotta get up at 6.

The Garden crowd are usually fun too.

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Uh, Umaga tried to destroy Cena last week???????

The Iron Sheik is gonna be there and anything involving him is sure to be awesome. Along with the chance of Triple H being around, this might be a pretty good show tonight.

Well, they had a match...

Trips turns out to be Vince's illegitimate son, thus creating the grandaddy of all incest angles.

IM CALLING IT NOW!!!!!!!

^ lol

Well, I guess you do have a point there...

You know what...I'm bored...TONIGHT WE WATCH RAW!

Oh and it turns out that I'm Vince's kid.

Evenin Fellas.

Good eveing everyone.

I like Eugene's new costume. It just fits.

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why didnt they have everyone out there like this last week

Oh wait. they kinda did. Deja Vu here.

Vince is angry!

Quick! Super Eugene save us all!

rofl <3 Vince.

Steph, eh?

.....wonder how streached out her vagina is.

If she's here, Hunter is either close by or home with the kid.

Yes...the "kid" :shifty

KENNEDY!

I know!...It's Ric Flair!

LOL at the crowd.

NO IT'S MARK HENRY!

Lol@ Vince going to Mark Henry after Kennedy...but that was painful to watch. Im glad I have somewhere to post this frustration. ugh.

STOP TALKING BOBBY!

Been a while but back on the RAW thread. The kid can only be one choice....Big Daddy V, lol.

...Sandman has sticks for arms.

Greatness.. Kennedy got interrupted.. about damn time :)

How can anyone take Sandman seriouslly with those sticks for arms?

Also...old people should not go to the top rope.

Bit much applause for a heel, there...

That match sucked. And it was all the fault of the Sandman.

TAKE SOME STEROIDS YOU OLD MAN!

What a shitty finisher.

What a weak finish..

Beat me to it KooS. Just.

Green Bay Plunge looks better when he does it from the top rope.

:Ddddddddddddd

"I was almost a teenager."

There's your son.

WOOOOO!

OK............

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DAMN

Ric Flair and Ron Simmons in the ring with a Wooo and Damn Fest...
now that would be fucking cool

:wtf:

The car commercial I just got talked about the "Summer SMACKDOWN" and how they're "putting the SMACKDOWN on high prices".

...WWE Idol?

Oh this should be fun.

WWE Idol. What the fuck is going on?

WWE Idol?:(

SOMEONE TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER!

SCRAM!

LOL!

WHAM!

FFS.


Damn.



FFS.

Damn.

fuck this shit.

Thank god for Cryme Tyme

I've never seen a white bullet proof vest before that's been blinged out.

Cryme Tyme is wearing on me

Shit. A date with Lillian would have been better.

I'd bid on the Lilian date.

WHAT THE FUCK! KONNAN!

............I'm confused...I really am.

Oh good...the Red Neck Wrecking Crew. And this screams racism to everyone right?

Raw is getting really shit. HHH needs to come back urgently. The only reason i have to watch raw is so i can fall asleep, and im close to achieving that goal tonight. Thanks WWE.

I thought it was him at first.

I was right. That was Konnan wasn't it?

I thought it was Konnan too.. Was it?

Couldn't tell. Maybe if they get close at ringside we could confirm.

Results please and thank you.

Im pretty sure this match will bore me to death.

Dear WWE,

Your Monday, August 13, 2007 edition of Monday Night Raw through 1 complete hour has completely sucked... Not to mention.. if I see another Geico Caveman commercial I am going puke.. WWE Idol.. please tell me this is not going to happen.

That guy was too small to be Konnan and plus Konnan would have no money :)

^(RawRocks) Should change ye username to 'RawSucks'

:rofl:

I still don't see how a smack on the back stops you from doing a pin.

Also...good job with the chair shot.

hot music

King Booker vs. Triple H....oh this'll be a repeat of Maina 19

And it gets worse...

Nice and quick.

Well thank fuck for that.

He's got no body hair. I just realized that.

Absolutly no hair at all. Its like he's the reverse A-Train.

God , i can't find the words to truly describe how shit Raw is.

Well, Highlanders got squashed again.

Shitter than shit itself sort of shit, and then even shitter than that piece of shit.

rofl; Cody

That was Cody Rhodes?

Scrawny little fuck ain't he.

......no. Not even I'm that idiotic to suggest Boggan as Vince's son.

:rofl:

That was freaky. And went on too long. Vince keeps hogging the camera for longer than he needs to, not surpirsing really.

ok this is the most pathetic edition of Raw I have seen in years

He certainly didn't get Dusty's fatness gene.

I LOVE MARIA! SHE'S GOT BOOBS!

And this is where I go to sleep. This is the worst raw ive seen in a while, and last weeks Raw was bad, i think im going to give up watching it completely.

Foley. There's hope after all.

rofl; "Apparently I will do almost anything for money."

Right, thats it, night. fuck WWE, fuck raw, fuck this bullshit. Done watching this total piece of garbage. fucking shite WWE writers.

....she looks like that one bitch from Stick It!....which is a movie that sucked.

Looking good Jill.

LMAO!!!1 I LOVE REGAL!!!!

.......Iron Sheik...singing....

This segment just got so much better.

lol respect the motherland

Foley is good, but Big Daddy V seems to be the one closest to looking like Randy Jackson.