Official RAW Thread (8/20/2007): As The McMahons Turn
 

Preview:Major announcement from Chairman
August 20, 2007

The mystery over the identity of the WWE Superstar who is Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate child continues as Raw heads into North Carolina’s Crown Coliseum in Fayetteville. Nothing was solved as Jonathan Coachman appeared unable to get to the bottom of the mystery on Saturday Night’s Main Event. However, on Monday night, the Chairman will announce that he has learned the sex of his illegitimate child. Is Mr. McMahon's illegitimate child a male or a Diva?

Also, with their showdown over the WWE Championship at SummerSlam less than a week away, it is clear that Randy Orton will do anything to weaken John Cena. The Legend Killer sent Cena and all WWE a message when he attacked The Champ from behind on Saturday Night’s Main Event and flattened him with a thunderous RKO on a steel chair. What is Cena’s condition going into Raw, with SummerSlam less than a week away? And will Orton send the WWE Champion yet another painful message?

Also, with the matchup for kingly supremacy announced, how will King Booker prepare to face the returning 10-time World Champion, Triple H, at SummerSlam? Can Booker and Queen Sharmell scheme a way to hold onto their royal Raw kingdom?

Finally, with the big Dating Game date between Ron Simmons and Maria scheduled, will the jealous Santino Marella find a way to throw an Italian-sized kink in the game-show machinations of Raw General Manager William Regal?

We’ll find out Monday night in the Tarheel State, live at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

"All My McMahons" would have been better...

They're gonna say whose his "son" at summerslam right?

Winner.

Evenin fellas.

Tazz doin Raw? hm.

Evening everyone.

Tazz got Lawler's spot tonight. Might be a decent show.

They should've gotten JBL.

Seeing Cena getting RKOed is always entertaining.

Lets see how long it is before i fall asleep tonight, though Orton starting Raw is a good start.

One can only hope, Randy.

The kids and preteen girls are out in full force tonight.

That would be great.

Orton saying Cena isn't 100%....fuck Cena will overcome the odds now

"If you're not out here by the count of five, you forfeit!!!!!!!111"

Orton is Vince's son!

MR KENNEDY

Vince saying the WWE Title match isn't important...bazing

Oh look its Vincent KENNEDY Mcmahon........










KEN...Er..MCMAHON!

But, this is Raw and John Cena is on Raw.

rofl

Someone that really doesn't care about money. :D

This crowd sucks

OH GOD OH GOD ITS JOHN CENA!
WE SHOULD ALL BE INTIMIDATED

Great. He's here.

He said it, not me

I remember the last time Orton and Vince were in the ring, Vince made fun of him for being small

Oh its SuperCunt.


No not Boone, Cena.

He's harmless

This crowd smells.

Of Cena fans.

:rofl:

hahaha...

"I could very well have...done your mom."

Vince has better class than Cena's mom.

I could have done your mom lol

Build up for Snisky lol oh geez.

Snitsky.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

:rolleyes: @ Snitsky being "undefeated"

Match of the Year.

Oh and Cena looks fine to me.

Mickie jobs again.

Candice/Mickie vs. Beth/Melina. What's this. Round 4?

Yeah Snitsky is undefeated, his 8 month stint on Heat says otherwise

Well, looks like Snitsky wont be undefeated anymore after tonight. Unless Orton interferes or somehting.

Awesome Mickie on TV

That opening segment just didn't work, sounded like everyone was reading off cards

Cena's gotta lose tonight so he can overcome the odds on Sunday.

Please God,

Don't let Mickie Job again. I beg you. Look how hot she is and she can actually wrestle. think about this. Thanks.

Your friend,

Corndad

Hey she used to be a face and was injured on her first match like 60 years ago

3/4 of the girls in this match can work...best ratio yet

We should be seeing Mickie vs. Beth for the Women's title.

What the hell is this music.

WTF is this techno shit?

Candice's music got tweaked.

God techno? let it stop

Candice is champion?! Where the fuck was I when this happend..

REGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REGAL!

Who is the 1/4?

WOOO Regal

YEAH! REGAL IN THE HOUSE!

It went from shit, to that wet poo that you get after eating White Castle.

Awesome, now I have two bathroom breaks at Summerslam

yea and who would have thunk the other one is the champ.

TULLY BLANCHARD :LOVE:

The champion

Mickie wearing work boots. She trying to make a point to Kenny or something?

GAY

that was a nice pin actually. wow.

Lol Candice put her whore skills to win

Shit, that was quick.

MICKIE!!!!!! YES!!!! MICKIE!!!

Good choice

Oh shit. I thought that was a Heel turn.

ROFL Umaga on the Cabana

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumaga

LOL! Umaga is the guest on the cabana tonight. That should be good.

Oh and judging by last week, Jillian is winning the battle royal.

Umanga

Probably gonna announce Carlito vs. Umaga for Summerslam

Now that he's face, I want to hear a "Umaga is gonna kill you" chant

Ron Simmons for the win.

"Manga's Gonna Kill You!"

Its getting annoying how they rhyme everything with Damn..

LOL Homewrecker

I like how Regal isn't acting too heelish as GM.

SUMMERSLAM GAMES

HHH there tonight? No way they hold off on it at the Garden and do it here

Triple H. Here tonight. Probably a swerve.

King Book-ah is going to bring out an ape.

probably one of their midgets.

If HHH is his son this will be the MOST FUCKED UP ANGLE I have seen yet

LOL Val

Alenoid just got a boner

ROFL

So Rey Mysterio?

LOL Vince McTurban

Lol no davari's mom is a good muslim!! a good muslim!!!!

please let it be Davari lol

There he is.

I love all these teases they are doin with kennedy.

Uhhhh...?

ding ding ding, theres the winner

I hope they swerve us and not let it be One-Trick Kennedy

Orton is terrible.