Official RAW Thread (9/17/2007): Last Man Standing
 

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NASHVILLE, Tenn. – After the events of Unforgiven, WWE Champion John Cena will kick off Raw tonight when it emanates from the “Musical Capital of the World.” The Champ will undoubtedly have something to say about his father giving Randy Orton a taste of his own medicine last night and his upcoming Last Man Standing Match against the Legend Killer at No Mercy.

At Unforgiven, Cena was disqualified in his championship match when he refused to stop pummeling Orton in the corner. When the Legend Killer grabbed the elder Cena out of his ringside seat and prepared to re-enact his previous attack where he gave him a concussion, the WWE Champion pounced and locked Orton in an STFU. Cena’s father then gave Orton a dose of his own medicine by punting him in the skull.

An outraged Coachman immediately signed Orton and Cena to a Last Man Standing Match for the title at No Mercy on Oct. 7. But with The Champ kicking off Raw tonight, the fireworks could start early. Be sure to catch Raw live on USA Network at 9/8 CT.

ALL HAIL SANTINO MARELLA

CENA IS SERIOUS

Somewhere down the line, I see Cowboy Bob coming back for a short time to back Randy up during this family fued.

I still want to see Cena Sr. turn on Cena Jr.

lol Cena is passing off the boos due to him "snapping"

How ironic Cena's #1 fan is a preteen girl.

Evening fellas.

Alright. Wrap it up.

Cena wants to have his way with Orton.

lol what a bad metaphor

Well shit, coach. What the hell happened?

YEA!

Cena's dad is going over.

Oh god.

Just heard Mr. Cena vs Orton. Missed the 1st mins. Did I miss anything I should care about?

:rofl:

Either that KoOS, or Cena is gonna hit the ring shortly after the bell rigns.

Orton vs. Cena's dad 450...and thus the show is ruined for me already. V_V

I love this guy from the Burger King commercial. He's so goofy in Balls of Fury.

Not a good match at all.

I hate Jim Ross' hat.

I hope Orton RKO's both Cenas tonight.

Go get em Jeff

IC Match right off the bat

Jeff Hardy is gnarly? Holy Robot Jesus! The late 80's called, and they want their slang back!

Hardy/Benjamin should be a decent match. Why the hell is it first? To make the rest of the crap later look even worse?

:lol:

Detective gay haircut

And no winning this mmmaaaatch!

Jeff vs Shelton. Let's turn this into a drinking game. Take a drink everytime someone botches. We'll all be so drunk by the end we won't care about Cena Sr vs Orton.

lol for some reason I always laugh at the "reverse mule kick"

Sweet, I've always wanted to get alcohol poisoning.

I don't think I have enough beer in the house to finish the game...

Lol, yeh, what the hell is a reverse mule kick?

Okay, this may be the highlight of the night...lets keep it alive.

Oh fuck, I have to pick my girl up from work at 8 (PST)...I'm gonna miss the end of this shit. Watch this be the best raw in a while and i'm going to miss the ending...

...and I have to drop out of the drinking game...

Haha I'm in

C'mon Shelton.

LOL

I thought JR was calling Jeff Hardy a pure athlete. I was about to pour the shot.

King "I don't like Jeff Hardy's chances"

AKA, Hardy is going over.

So am I the only one who thinks after Jim Ross calls it quits the WWE should send a truck load of money to Don Callis?

Joey Styles on play by play and Don Callis on color :drool:

that was a sweet whisper in the wind by the rainbow haired warrior.

That wouldn't be a bad idea, but it'll never happen. I'm guessing Michael Cole gets the bump up and somebody else takes his spot on Smackdown.

:lol:

I'm surprised they have yet to do their obligatory Jerry Lawler angle.

Botch. Drink.

R we counting the Shelton jump on the ropes ?

DOES THAT COUNT FOR THE DRINKING GAME?

another botch. drink.

Fuck you, Shelton.

Lol

WOW, The crowd is nuts for Hardy

....that wasn't nearly as botchy as I thought it would, but you gotta love how The King and Jim Ross are trying to make it sound like Jeff Hardy is the next Cena by overcoming the odds.

Nice of Hardy to give that kid his sleeve.

Piss break

NO! NO DIVA SEARCH ON TV!

Diva Search = Porn Break

I just belched obscenely loud. So loud it freaked out my cat and she just went running out of the room.

K hold up, are we doing it for the rest of the night? Or just that match

The drinking game

LOL


Seriously what must those girls be thinking when they are doing this shit.

Also, Brooke needs to win she is the hottest

For the whole night. Let's get fucked up and include when the botch common sense.

Here we go.

Take a shot everytime Hornswaggle humps Vince's leg.

ROFL HE'S EATING LUCKY CHARMS

Taryn is hot.


ROFLLLLL SWOG

Mmmmmmm. Magically delicious. :drool:

Wow Hornswaggle sounds like Beavis and or Butthead.

wtf. Trips vs Cade and Murdoch!?

I love the 'Swog!

wwe.com should start up a new blog. "The 'Swog's Blog"
Since finding out he's Vince's son, wwe.com gave Hornswoggle his own blog on wwe.com!

I put this in my sig earlier...

Dude, I wanna have fun, not encounter death

I think i should get "The 'Swog" trademarked in case the WWE tries to start using it...

yeah tis gay

Goddamn it. MB, after I spread some rep remind me to rep you for your sig.

Kick his ass Ron Simmons!

DAMN-A!

Cena Sr. cuts a better promo than his boy.

Just got on here.... anybody else notice the "Save us Y2J" sign during the Hardy/Benjamin match?

WAIT! DID THEY JUST SAY CENA LOST A TITLE ONCE!?!?!??!?!

ROFL

OH SNAP

LOL at Santino saying Austin was worse than Britney at the VMA's

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

I wanna touch that rack.

:rofl: SANTINO IS GOLD!!!
Jillian is Silver

"I can't believe I used to pleasure myself to that woman"

Her boobs are so awesome

I hate Santino still

fucking terrible

RROOOFLLLLLLLL @ Chris Crocker shot. ROFL ROFL

LOL at the Irish music

Lol @ the jig playing in the background

God damn, girl. Spare us.

I call The Swog!

LOL

Haha, this is seriously one of the better starts to Raw that there has been in a while.

LOL at Vince's office