Official RAW Thread 9/24/07: Midget McMahon and The Game Plays The Cage
 

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MILWAUKEE – Acting Raw General Manager Jonathan Coachman will have a surprise for Mr. McMahon’s little bastard, Hornswoggle, Monday night on Raw, WWE.com has learned.

The Chairman clearly isn’t happy that WWE’s resident leprechaun is his illegitimate son. He tried to put him up for adoption last week on Raw – to hilariously disastrous results. Mr. McMahon clearly believes that Hornswoggle is an embarrassment to the McMahon legacy and not a lucky charm. Hornswoggle’s attack on the folks the Chairman tried to pay to adopt him and the spectacle the Cruiserweight Champion created at the wedding of SmackDown GM Theodore Long and Kristal have left him even more red-faced. (WATCH)

But despite everything his dad has done to try to disown him, Hornswoggle remains determined to win his father’s affection and is bound to pop up everywhere he goes.

What surprise could Coachman – who is still the Chairman’s ever-loyal Executive Assistant and who was also embarrassed last week by Hornswoggle – have in store for the little “McBastard”? The Acting GM seems to have been out to prove a point since retaking the helm of Raw, so the surprise can’t be good for Hornswoggle. Or is it possible that Mr. McMahon could be slowly accepting his son and has ordered Coachman to extend an olive branch – or four-leaf clover – to his pint-sized son? The only way to find out is to tune in to Raw, live Monday night at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

Use this one now, I've re-done mine now.

So predictions good or bad?

SPOILER: Hunter wins

Spoiler: Cena wins, Hunter wins, JR botches, everyone else is suspended.

Edit, anyone else think that Hornswoggle looks like a mini big show in the above photo?

Oh and btw

John Cena > Master Chief

Khali vs. Mark Henry > Halo 3

Hey everybody. Are we ready for another night of mediocrity?

Evening fellas.

Oh noes Candice will get a mild pop tonight.

Nice. I forgot bout Cage Match tonight.

Oh yeah, Cena's gonna snap tonight

Cage match?

Yea Carlito/HHH right?

So Orton's suspended?

Vinnie Mac.

Hornswaggle should be close by.

McMahon should be respected!

I was wondering myself also.

Is Orton REALLY suspended because of the steroid scandal now?

so the Orton v. Cena is scrapped?

HA HA! Good Shelton sign.

VINCE SHOOTS

No.

Vince? the hell lol

Nice.

McMahon in the match. Interesting. Now it should be a little more unpredictable.

Whose ego will prevail!!!!!!!!!

Cage match is gonna suck.

so the Orton v. Cena for the PPV is scrapped?

The 30 day suspensions end next Monday.

No.

Awwwwwwwwwww. Wait a minute......

Hes gonna put him in the Cage. Watch this lol

Huh?

Midget Porn baby. lol Good Lord.

MELINA IS SMOKING TONIGHT

Melina, huh? This dont look too good

SWERVE

LOL what the hell is this LOL

lol horny

SCORE!

Uncomfortable

ALWAYS USE PROTECTION ROFL!!!

This segment was going good too.

Melinna is so hot.

Also. What the fuck is that stuff on Hornswaggle's face. Are we just expected to ignore that?

nutjob

Strip him Coach!!! DO IT!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WTF - Championship Surrender Ceremony? lmao

Oookay

So, was that just a diversion by Vince to get Swog away from the building?

It's gotta be leading somewhere else, that's for sure...

Probably a ploy to keep Hornswoggle busy and away from Vince. Melina's probably gonna get a title shot or some reward for it. That's what I'm thinking.

Hardcore Holly?????

LOL holly

gay

BOBCORE HOLLY!

Well, Holly being on Raw is random.

I thought Holly got drafted to Smackdown?

It's just nice to see Melina back. The instant she lost the title she disappeared.

Also. Wtf? Hardcore Holly is back?


And jobbing?

Wow, it's Hardcore Holly

RUN CODY RUN

PAY YOUR DUEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WATCH OUT CODY

YA GONNA GET STIFFED!!!!!!!!

DUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

HARDCORE SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

I think Cody's going to job

Interesting start to RAW. Melina out with Hornswoggle, Cena to maybe get stripped of the title, and now Holly returns against a rookie.

Was watching heroes and forgot Raw was on. Why is Hardcore Holly on my tv now?

HAHA threw him down

Ouch.

pWND

wow. didnt expect that.

Yipee

Cody just paid his dueeeessssssss, and will have to pay more!

Damn. Holly sorta made an impact.

Weird. Holly didn't look bad. . . as far as Hardcore Holly goes.

Vince better not hope he gets his head shoved in between Carlito's buttcrack :lol:

Amazing a heel actually won clean.

SOMEONE RECORD THIS MOMENT

So going to see this on friday.

The crowd was a bit confused then.

Thats what we call PAYING YOUR DUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Cody just got the Punk treatment. Undefeated until you face Bobcore.

Didn't Cody have to wrestle Randy Orton a few months ago? I remember somthing retarded like that happened.

wtf was bobcore doing on RAW?

I don't think they are actually bsing on the Condemned dvd. I went into a Wal-Mart the other day, and there were hardly any copies.

PREACH ON BROTHER RANDY!

King's shirt looks like it has the King of the Cosmos on it.

Is The Condemned really doing that well? I find that hard to believe

Whats the point of this when he's suspended???

Next week he will be wrestling for the ECW Title.

Kick his ass Ron Simmions.

Santino is such a badass.

A Hardcore Holly and a Ron Simmons Match in the same night... What is this 1999 lol

Next up D'lo brown vs Steve Blackman

Must not be a long suspension.

So, I'm sure this is setting up a gimmick match involving Maria at No Mercy. Hopefully it won't be a Maria on a Pole match :lol:

All we need is a Val Venis match.

Wow, Maria's hotness went up even more now. :drool:

Maria On My Pole match.

That sucks.

Santino is such an awesome heel.

Poor Ron. Relegated to a one word catchphrase