February Caption of the Month
 

We got a LOT this month. Lotsa of people shining bright during these 29 days, so get voting! You have ten days.

jbone829/jbone/Innovator:
http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg
Orton: Oh my god Mic is shot, who did this to you?
Foley: .........
Orton: Mic tell me who killed you!!
Foley: .........
Orton: TALK TO ME!

Fryza:
http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg
Orton: Holy shit Mick, you okay? I mean, Richards came out of no where!

Corkscrewed:
http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg
Spike: "How ya doing... fatty? FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY!!! FAT FAT FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY!!!!!"

Mr. Monday Morning:
http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg
"So then Jesus rides into Nazareth on a donkey, and this woman shouts 'Nice ass!', and...what?"

Kane Knight:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/16.jpg
Thanks to Affirmative Action, the WWE was forced to create the WWE "illegal immigrant" title.

Good Ol JG:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/14.jpg
Brock: "You mean there is no easter bunny? Nuh uh! He visited me last night! He gave me cream filled eggs and I sat on his lap and he whispered sweet nothings in my ear!"
Eddie: "Uh...holmes...you sure that was the easter bunny? Or was it this guy?"
*The titan tron then shows a picture of Vince wearing nothing but a fluffy pink thong and little bunny ears*
Brock: :eek:

Nowhere Man:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021204/images/21.jpg
Show does his world-famous impression of the entire Jackson family, complete with Michael's crotch grabbing, Janet's nipple slipping, and Tito's wondering-where-the-hell-his-career-went.

Loose Cannon:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021204/images/12.jpg
Due to a tight budget the WWE had to drop their Theme Music department, but instead you get live Mexican style renditions of you're favorite superstar's themes every week on Smackdown.

Loopydate:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/021604/images/07.jpg
BOOKER: Yo, alien! Look! Gold! This is the most valuable substance on the planet. If you kill anyone else in this arena with one of these big gold belts, you'll be revered as gods!
RVD: You think it's gonna work?

El Santo:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/10.jpg
When Dawn found Paul, stiff, unmoving, and with a suspicious bulge in his pants, she realized that she'd done it again.

ColdwaVer:
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Failing proctology, Lesnar becomes WWE's "naptime enforcer."

The Rock Bottom:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/022604/images/17.jpg
John Cena was embarassed. Apparently, when he said, "You can't see this," and whipped out his penis, he was right.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/022604/images/24.jpg
Eddie was under even more pressure, when not only did he have two contenders for the Illegal Immigrant Title, but Heyman had formed a "Border Patrol" stable!

Corkscrewed:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/022604/images/08.jpg
Ref: So Scotty, how are the wife and kids?
Scotty: They’re fine.
Ref: That’s good. Hey, around 15 mins away there’s this great mom and pop burger stand. Best burgers I’ve ever had.
Scotty: That’s nice….. say, we should probably get back to the match, huh?
Ref: Yeah, that's a good id--OH MY GOODNESS, WHAT THE HECK IS RIKISHI DOING TO BRADSHAW????

I should have learned my lesson from last month and voted for myself, but I just adore the "Naptime Enforcer" caption. That's one of my all-time faves.

See my sig. :cool: It JUST beat out Kane Knight's though...

IN-NO-VA-TOR *clap clap clap clap clap* IN-NO-VA-TOR *clap clap clap clap clap* IN-NO-VA-TOR *clap clap clap clap clap* IN-NO-VA-TOR *clap clap clap clap clap*

Excellent, my plan to take over the <s>world</s> boards is going just as planned.

Mr Monday Morning's caption about "nice ass" is hilarious. I didn't catch it the first time it was posted. That is without a doubt one of the funniest captions I've ever seen!

I second that notion, he's got my vote.

I'm honored, Cork.

I gave my vote to Rock Bottom for the "Border Patrol" caption.

Sweet, I have two up there. I don't suck at captions anymore.

ROFL, February was a good month. All those captions are sweet.

jackson family

<font color=#33ffff>MMM's nice ass caption gets my vote.</font>

<font color=goldenrod>It was sooooo hard to choose between Kane Knight's caption and RB's "Border Patrol" caption, but I went with Border Patrol, it had me laughing more by a very small margin.</font>

Whoa, sweet, thanks for the votes guys. I've kinda stopped doing the captions recently (coursework :mad: ) but should be back in a few weeks :cool:

Nice ass

I went for the Talk to me one but my second favorite had to be the Easter Bunny one. Those were some of the funniest I ever read. I guess thats why they are up for Caption of the Month.

Well, I'm gonna have to go with a cheap no-brainer and vote for myself. Not because I think mine is better than some of the other ones up there, but A) because I'm very insecure about my own ego, and B) I've got to break that 3-way tie and assert myself firmly into 2nd Place.

Kane Knight Illeagal Immagrant Title

I liked the Mr. Monday Morning one the best.

I liked the Border Patrol caption. thats my vote

Cork, you should of put my "Push for 60 days" Coupon one in. I might of had a chane with that. This vote is rigged. :p

^^ Agreed. I think I had better captions (Minnesotan Hat Dance, Jackie/Stacy/Jindrak/Cade, the petition, "Oh, my God! They've been filming this the whole time?" and Kurt addressing the audience) this month than the gold one.

Oh, well, I'm glad I've got one up there (after the shit month I had caption-wise) and that I'm not the one who has to decide on the nominees. Corky has a really unenviable task.

Even if he did totally screw it up ;)

Yeah, I'm not complaining at all because at least I have one up there. And props to Cork for doing this in the first place.

I liked the Easter Bunny one :lol:

If it makes anyone feel any better I've voted but not for myself :o

I honestly had to vote against my own caption and go for the "Border Patrol Stable."

Damnit not in this one either.

Same here. I wrote a few of them that made myself laugh out loud while writing them, and they got no response. Meanwhile, one of my throwaways is up for Caption of the Month.

I think I've just got a screwed up sense of humor compared to everybody else.

Oh, and major props to Mr. 'screwed for doing all this.

That happens to me almost every show. I'll write one that I think is as good as any I've ever written, but inevitably it's one of my throwaways that get the :rofl:s and :lol:s.

^^Same here, I guess we all have different styles of humor. And nice way to Fk up the quote loopy :p

Ah, shit. You're probably right on that one. As for NM and Loopy.... I stand by my choice.

Sorry. I had to sort of pick them all at one time instead of choosing them when I update them like I did last month.

February was a REALLY busy month.

No apology needed :y:

Really close race here. Top five are like the Midwest Division.

I picked the Jackson family impression caption.

LOL!

Man, three-way tie right now among ColdwaVer, Nowhere Man, and Mr. Monday Morning! The long standing veterans, actually, in terms of when they first started doing captions.

none of those are mine

I went with Kane Knight's, but it was a debate between his and Loose Cannon's.

there are some really good ones this month...I laughed my ass off at like all of them :lol:

<font color=Silver>I voted for Fryza :)</font>

STILL a three-way tie, with Kane Knight one vote behind!

:y: wow and now its a 4 way tie

There were a ton of good options this time around. It was hard to find a clear winner.

IMO yours was the second best caption there, BUT, Mr Monday Morning's nice ass beats everyones, it was one of the funniest I've seen.


and Corkscrewed, I was just wondering which one you voted for. <font color=black> mainly because I find it hard to believe that anyone else would have voted for you.</font>

Corkscrewed: "Wife and Kids"

Um.... no.

Try clicking on the number of votes in the actual poll. It tells you exactly who voted for who.

That AND I actually posted who I voted for in the first page. ;)

thanks :naughty:

Well, it says alot when the only person that voted for yours is gthe biggest jobber on the forums, and everyone hates him.

And he said it was a pity vote

Hey, I know my captions sucked. That's why I wasn't afraid to post two of them. So nice try at insulting me, Dazz.

Your grey block is green again, curtesy of The Great One.

They sucked more than Briana Banks and Jenna Jameson combined. You couldn't get a laugh out of a hyena with those captions corky


MUST DO BETTER

Wow, I thought I was the only one that thought that. (well, not the analagy, but the rest of it)

Who did you have to sleep with to get one of your captions on the list? :o

His right hand

:lol:

Don't get me wrong, he's made me laugh in the past but those captions absolutly stunk up the forum

Yeah I agree, usually he does have some top captions, but it would have been better for him to have just left his caption off the list. If thats the best he can come up with now, then :|. Reminds me of the days when all his captions were just about HHH and the glass ceiling.

Don't be hating on Cork's Captions because he always has great captions every time he does them.

Hence why the one that he chose as his best one only got a pity vote, and that was from the biggest jobber in the forums.

All the captions ruled, but due to my ego I had to vote for my own. I was actually surprised I even had one nominated, thanks Cork. Sorry for not posting more often, hard to find time. But I will be back...

Keep on trying Dazz. I'm sure you feel real powerful ripping some stranger online about something that's not even serious. Thanks for the many bumps on the topic though. :y:

No, I have other ways of getting my daily kicks. I just thought that your caption was pathetic, and was wondering who voted for it. Then Paranoid Rattlesnake posted and I just agreed with him.

I'm glad you thanked me for the many bumps, your more then welcome. :kiss:

I actually laughed quite hard at that Corkscrewed's caption.

:|

BTW, when are Tipsters Points coming out, out of curiosity?

I voted for MONNNNNNNNDAY MORNING. Thats pure genius.

I have a question: Why in the blue hell is the Dawn Marie one the Caption of the Year Candidate??????????????

Last minute pitch:
Anyone who votes for me gets +rep.

:shifty:

:D!!

Congrats buddy! That was one tight race!

**Passes Caption King Title to MMM

All I can say about this month's poll is..."Thank you, Deadman Inc." :(

Damn, I'm 0-for-2 in this thing. How embarassed will I be if I don't have any of the Match of the Year finalists...?

As the new King I would like everyone to check out the 'Wrestlemania: 19 years of captions!' thread. I put far too many hours into that, and there's some ~GOLD!~ in there that I'd like to see some of the regulars put their spin on :'(

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=7453

Hey, I'm happy with a third place in my first try. (Or fourth depending on how you wanna look at it, but still)

*applauds MMM*

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*then gives him a stunner*