whens benoit coming back ?
 

I know, I know ..Q n A section..

It's still too soon for me... :(

When the ratings get low enough, McMahon will whip out the checkbook and get both him and Eddie back in some kind of team capacity. Maybe they can wrangle Perry "I got shot 8 times in the spin" Saturn and reform the Radicalz.

crossrine you fucking pussy,

if no one talks about it and makes fun the healing takes much longer..

I heard he was going to re-debut in Madison Square Garden full of all the 911 victims.

He should have Woman manage him for his final portion of his career.

Benoit is king of the deathmatches

Even the Undertaker fears Benoit.

Perhaps we can start having Ladder matches where instead of a title, itsa Benoit hanging over the ring.

I'd only make one change...

Who???????????????

I can't wait for the first ever...Mike Awesome on an pole match.

Vince is trying but last I heard Satan is asking for 5 million and Aurora Rose's soul and Vince just isn't sure he can part with that much cash.

i heard benoit will be wrestling to raise money for the fragile x foundation.

Benoits kid was going to debut, but he choked under the pressure.

To promote Fragile X, right? Because I can't imagine Canadians saying no to actually having large penises.

:shifty:

Chris tried to give him a man to man, but Daniel complained he was "smothernig" him.

....I'm SO going to Hell for that one.,

:lol:

I hope they don't blow their loads too soon on this like everything else

When I first read this thread I was thinking someone was gonna all him a jackass and laughed. But this shit is halarious.

I dunno man, he's not getting any fresher.

I'm sure TNA would. :shifty:

you know.. Typical WWE always burying the good wrestlers.

If I know Chris, he is dieing to get in the ring.

Nancy didn't want him to come back, but her hands were tied.

She said he was returning over her dead body.

Dunno how much the complete Benoit package would be but I hear that his left leg is taking bookings for dirt cheap.

Even though he left, Vince told him if he ever wants to come back, the Garage side door is open and The dogs are in the enclosed pool area.

You think Beniot will ever go to TNA and face Homicide?

Oh, that was Gooooood.

I'll save you a seat in Hell. :D

Best Thread ever

Okay, now these two deserve awards!!! :D

One more....

Soon, Benoit will have his own interview segment....



Hanging With Chris Beniot

This is how every thread needs to be.

His first guest, Mike Awesome.

Maybe Owen Hart will drop in.

MAH gets post of the month right there. LOL.

jesus this is all very terrible but LOL

I heard he's eager to get back in the ring. You know, bust a few heads.

What I'm saying is, I think he'd jump at the opportunity.

Also, you hear about WWE starting the Khali backbody drop challenge?

When British Bulldog heard, his heart skipped a beat.


All though I have heard that Sherri MArtel has had all she could handle.

Pillman was so excited he just had to lie down.

I think Bret HArt vs Goldberg was a STROKE of genius

Looking back, I think that WCW would have lasted had benoit hung around longer.

In the bible Shawn michaels found Hope
In the closet Benoit found Rope
in the hotel room Eddie found Dope
and in the shower the Iron sheik made someone bend over and pick up the soap


(thanks for the rep from this thread)

Yeah, Luger also wanted a come back, but lacked the stroke.

Zach Gowan wanted to be on dancing with the stars, but he is all left feet.

Perry Saturn likes to save the day, he says criminals are a pain in the neck.

we will never know the details cuz benoit put a GAG ORDER on his wife.

....You're not very good at this, I'm not either but I'm not trying.

MAH with the post of the thread though about Owen.

you're all going to hell....and so am I for :lol:

an interview with joey marella would be a SMASHING good time :shifty:

DAMMIT HAKANEKNIGHT

kane knight was Benoit's spotter during that last workout...

I think Nick Hogan said it best when he said " fuck it, I'll drive"

ROFL@this thread

When is Jesus coming back?

Maybe Rick Rude will come back, if he has the balls. He could start a Tag with Orton, the Minnesota Hotel Wrecking Crew.

I didn't realise your new 'gimmick' was to be really camp and unfunny, is dyslexia also part of it?

Dear Dazz,

Who the fuck are you?

Signed,

The aforementioned.

lol..but seriously..who the fuck is dazz?

WWE needs Benoit like Dino Bravo needs another hole in the head.

gettng choked and a bible on your ches is what happens when you dont want to go bible school and your dad is a pro wrestler

The important thing is that Chris found God.

yeah, it's set in his weight room, set around, text your friends, and have a few cold ones. 1st guest......Mike Awesome, who knows, Owen Hart might even drop in.

If I was Chris Benoit and I did that I'd fuck with the investigators minds like put a bowl of cheerios right by the body, turn the fridge around for no reason, and set a VCR timer for Raw.

no, he should record TNA and a photo album with pictures of him with the crippler crossface on all the wrestlers he beat.

and his missing tooth should be superglued back on..

I just had Oreo Pop-Tarts. They were good. I prefer the Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ones, though. Those are really good. S'mores Pop Tarts are a classic.

And cut a promo for TNA, shooting on Vince or something stereotypically true.

Dear Dazz,

You sucked when you posted here. We enjoyed your prolonged hiatus. Now please, run along.

Although, hating you was rather fun.

I wanna be like benoit I'm practising by choking the chicken now..

This thread is a real killer

There's an idea.

Chris BEnoit: Legend Killer.

i heard when the cops open the playstation console the game they found inside was :

http://www.gametab.com/images/ss/ps2/4916/box-l.jpg

American Chopper: full throttle

Matt Cappotelli does not like this thread. It is giving him a Headache.

Dazz is like Benoit, squeezing the life out of this thread.

Way to take everything that KK and I wrote already, and then say it again, but not as funny.

AssFuck

Rick Rude + Curt Henning as a tag team...


their finisher....


Wait for it....






The Hart Attack.

He killed it.

It was already kind of struggling.

This thread is looking to go the way of Mrs. Jarrett.

sid would shit himself if he read this thread.

*bump*

Some real hatred in this thread. Too bad we didn't have anyone with the moral courage to say something back in 2007.

"Moral Courage", this is the Internet sir. WTF does that even mean.

Internet answer.

This post is hanging on by a threa... Bowflex.

Fuck you all better be following Krispin Wah on twitter

king mabel is gonna drop his ass on your back

Did Benoit make it to heaven?

Guys, this thread is so terrible you made JR lose his smile.

lol @ the newbs.

Fuck, I miss Jeritron. :(

"Family first....


then myself" - Chris Benoit

This is my all time favorite thread. I don't care how lame it is to laugh at your own jokes, I forgot about these posts and am laughing my ass off.

Cannot believe how long ago this was. This was very early in me posting here I think

*batista pyro goes off behind this thread*

Fucked up, but I laughed.

The jertitron talk reminded me it's been 3 years since he died. Feels like that was much longer ago.