Straight Shooting with Inno (13k)
 

13,000 posts and most of them spamming in RAW threads.

Post here and ask me anything wrestling related, and I'll answer. Anything from "how awesome Bryan Danielson is?" to "who would win in a fight between HBK and Kevin Nash?"

PS, you'll get some rep love

Explain in two words or less why Bryan Danielson is so terrible that no mainstream wrestling company has intrest in him, and why the IWC keeps sucking his cock.

Also, ROH is to Mainstream Wrestling as Indie is Mainstream Music.

Answer both of the sample questions.

His choice

If this were a bizarro universe, what subject would we all be posting about?

Danielson can make anybody look good in a match, constantly improving, pretty much the man

The planet Earth cannot contain this match alone. No ring in the universe can hold the force of the Nash knees in the corner, or the chin music. Existence itself would end before a finish would occur.......

Why HBK can't get over the San Antonio Screwjob while Bret Hart and his fellow Clit members (Bret Hart, Benoit, Davey Boy, and HHH (he'd get in there somehow)) run Nitro with an iron fist.

Vince McMahon would be run out of business, while promoting Hosses Gone Wild on the side.

About how awesome Jeff Hardy is on the mic and how The Rock can't cut a promo to save his life.

How Inno has spammed the SmackDown thread, duh :roll:

'k, here's my question!
Just how fucking stupid is Marty Jannety? Jumping through a glass window only works in cartoons and action movies.

I reckon Xero's suggestion deserves it's own thread...rather than us hijacking Inno's.

What do you think?

I think someone who isn't me bumps the scenes from a hat thread again, damnit!

Who will save WCW?

Good Idea...I'll support it

who in the blue hell are you and stop jacking my thread

Usually before death your life flashes before your eyes. Well At that moment (Marty's career death) Shawn's career flashed before his eyes. Marty, not being able to take the notion of being THAT GUY, jumped through the window

Duh, Russo :roll:

That was my point. I didn't want to jack your thread.

What would happen if CM Punk's and Chris Hero's genes were somehow spliced and formed some sort of super wrestler.

A straight-edged lanky wrestler who is in a stable with Larry Sweeney, Sara Del Ray, Bobby Dempsey, Tank Toland, Colt Cabana, and Ace Steele. An intense striker who is also a chickenshit heel, and all the matches would go 90 minutes.

Who would win a dancing contest between Ernest Miller and Norman Smiley?

Would a 60 minute Iron-man match between Lita and Kelly Kelly be really "That Bad"?

Which is better, tits or ass?

I mean, uh, Test or Albert?

Wait, I'm all confused now.

What's your thoughts on one Rainbow Haired Warrior?

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x...n2007/20-1.jpg

Bret Hart: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

BTW, congrats on 13,000, Inno :wave:

Favorite match of all time...

Will TNA ever stop being so....WCW like?

Congrats Man

Will Scott Hall ever get off the sauce?

Scot Hall isn't on the sauce
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I spent too much time trying to find that

Screaming Norman, hands down

Worse than the ironman between Great Collie and Giant Gonzalez

Tits, and Albert

I like Jeff Hardy. He has his own unique moves and is one of the best sellers WWE has right now.

THE CLIT IS REAL

I'll break it down into companies
NWA - Flair vs. Steamboat 2/3 Falls
ECW - Malenko vs. Guerrero 2/3 Falls
WCW - Rey vs. Eddie Halloween Havoc 97
ROH - tie Low Ki vs. KENTA, Final Battle 2005, American Dragon vs. Nigel McGuiness (pick one, they're all great)
TNA - 3 way Fallen Angel vs. AJ Styles vs. Samoa Joe, 1st one
WWE - Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle, Royal Rumble 2003

Only when they remove Jeff Jarrett's head from his own ass

In mother Russia, sauce gets off you

Hmm where do I start

-First wrestling show I was at live was Wrestlemania X, so I saw the greatness of Scott Hall and HBK in person

-I was at Mania XI to see HBK and Nash steal the show

-HBK is the goods

-HHH will take over WWE, yet be WWE's saving grace as he'll keep the wrestling part going

-X-Pac was one of the first guys to bring high-flying to the US

-I have a pic of me and Big Sexy when he was the WWF champ

-No one can outdrink Scott Hall

When will Snitsky clean his teeth?

When will Matt Hardy actually wrestle at a ppv?

When Meltzer gives him a 4 star match

Wrestlemania, he'll wrestle MVP with Hardy's appendix in the corner of MVP

BTW the multi-quote feature is tits

Which is the more unlikly couple in real life

Balls/Kelly Kelly or Christy Hemme/Lance Hoyt?

Hemme/Hoyt, for a few reasons

-A girl like Kelly Kelly probably was awkward at one point in time, and probably dated an ugo. She also probably has the self-confidence of an internet Star Trek geek, so a guy like Balls dating her isn't too farfetched.

-Hemme is just stupid hot and has been her entire life probably. Lance Hoyt is a stupid talentedless hobo who deserves absolutely nothing.

When will Ric Flair make it in time to the top rope before his opponent gets up and slams him? Seriously, it's like waiting for the coyote to catch the roadrunner.

Will the Kliq ever be in the same company at the same time again?

Will WWE buy TNA in the future?
Will smackdown! main event next year's wrestlemania?
Will amy dumas ever pose nude?

When does Haley's Comet come around again?

Yes, in two years.

Coincidently in two years the business will peak at an all time high, 10000x the Attitude Era.

Only taking the talent, and Vince will hire back Jarrett to be his personal bitch in Stamford

:rofl: Smackdown main event Wrestlemania

Probably, she doesn't have much else going on

The first Playboy to come with rubber gloves and Penicillin.

This was probably asked in the "Things we take for granted" thread, but I can't be bothered to check:

Why is it illegal (and a DQ) if a wrestler picks up the ring steps and hits his opponent with it, but it's perfectly OK to grab your opponent's head and smash it into the steps - or the annouce table, or the ringside barrier or...? :wtf:

Oh, and how does Angle keep wrestling with a FREAKIN' BROKEN NECK, but Austin can't? Oh it's true, it's true.

Stone Cold > Kurt Angle

Dunno, same reason why it's ok to put someone through the announce table, but not a table from under the ring.

Gee am I the only one supporting Inno's celebration here?

OK. IYO:

Mickie or Maria?
Rock or Austin?
JR or Cole?

Mr. Madison, the industrial revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever, discuss, citing specific examples...

Sweet jesus......I'm gonna go with Mickie. Little more to her plus she posed nude so she has to be a freak

Austin. To me he was a better overall talent. Better in the ring by far and while Rock has his catchphrases, Austin could just talk and people would listen.

JR. Cole sucks now and JR is the best play by play guy

Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits on his porch like a goon, he didn't put up posters or anything. That boy's gotta think "You got a pet, you got a responsibility! You can't just look for an hour and call it quits. So you get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' dog!"

couldn't find the little puppy who lost his way speech, but NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU

:rofl:

Congratulations mate.

If you could bring anyone dead or alive (wrestler/manager/announcer) on Raw to improve it who would it be?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'll break it down by the 3 categories

Wrestler - THE BESERKER.....no actually I'd have Brian Pillman. The Loose Cannon right now would be good.

Manager - The Super Agent Larry Sweeney. He'd be awesome in WWE with a super agent gimmick, for a guy like MVP or Orton.

Announcer - Gordon Solie, bring back the old school sports aspect of wrestling.