TNA iMPACT Thread 12/13: ZOMG WE FIND OUT WHATS IN THE BRIEFCASES
 

you know when we should have found out at the last PPV

OMG LUMBERJACK STRAP MATCH

enough with the damn gimmicks

Seriously the only way to tell whos face and heel is to see what ramp they come down

Good promo as always by Christian...but the flashing lights have to stop

Seriously this isn't Hypnotoad

Christian & Mystery Pahtnah vs. Roode & Triple Kurt

So is Christian face now?

AJ is awesome as a stooge heel

fuck i only have 3 beers, not enough for impact

I'll pay money for Abyss and Mitchell to stop feuding

yea aj is one of the best stooges going now

WWAD

new phrase

WOOOO someone else to spam with

BJ James? Kip James? Why aren't they fired yet?

I'm turning the volume down, can't handle Tenay and West

I dare TNA to do one show of just straight up singles matches

Petey vs. Steiner, pose off

BTW, what is BG's war now? There is no purpose to VKM

Wait, is Petey Williams seriously called "Maple Leaf Muscle" now?

OMG OMG OMG OMG THE BRIEFCASES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah he's takin up a Bobybuilder gimmick

Hey, what has two thumbs and isn't watching TNA right now?

<---THIS GUY!!!

Get back in your cage

BDC you're watching Grey's, somehow equally as gay as iMPACT

Wow there is a Michelle McCool wannabe and a Milena wannabe

Melina, whatever

Petey gets the world title shot, and TNA is getting a lawsuit

Christian still being a dick...so he's still a heel?

Yeah Kip James

Poor Stamboli, new gimmick and he hasn't won a match yet

Not bad, Hot sauce on pizza is pretty good too

Man that briefcase thing is retarded

That Verizon commercial with the pony is stupid

Even better, it's Russorific!

The breifcase things sounds very Dutch Mantel to me tbq&ch.

Did Kaz start feathering his hair like Morrison?

Nah, but its money on sweet potatoes

yup

Oh WOW Rellik lost! I've never seen that before

God talia Madison is ridiculous

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN

Also for those who want something cool to watch at 10, UFC special on CNBC

I just started watching... you can't seriously tell me they're making Christian a face after last week. Are they?

Nash likes UFC

Not yet, he's still coming down the Heel Ramp

Just tuned in on that last segment. Is TNA production getting better, or is WWE just getting worse?

Did they open any of the briefcases yet?

Nice to see Jackie Moore stealing Scott Hall's gimmick

Well the drunk part at least

No, she at least showed up.

Are they gonna pull the trigger on Roode and Ms. Brooks yet

Never. Which is ironic considering how quickly every other storyline is resolved. Well, every other storyline except Abyss/Black Reign

Every Abyss and Robert Roode angle, respectively, last about 6 months longer than they should

But Robert Roode is awesome. So it's ok

What, is half the roster drunk tonight?

Christian sounded a bit like Jay Leno there.

If it's only half, they're lucky.

The similarities between Kane and Abyss are quite astounding, right down to what I'm sure will be the illogical character developments we're about to see here.

Why put the TNAS logo in the middle of a fucking entrance video? Are they afraid that in that three seconds, you might have forgotten what you're watching?

...Is Jeff Jarrett gonna fuck a dummy?

Abyss/Mitchell, I flipped to the UFC special

Also, Paul Bearer lite annoys me.

One can only hope.

Abyss's Dad: THREE TIME, THREE TIME, THREE TIME BULLET VICTIM.

What the hell? Who is this Super Crazy-looking motherfucker

And he's wearing Scott Hall's tights in purple and black

I love how injured Abyss was when he got a scrape on his forehead.

Judas Mesias, next.

So, nothing was accomplished here story-wise, except now we have another guy in the revolving door that is the Abyss/James Mitchell extravaganza

It's almost like Abyss is the Goldberg-esque champion of sorts: taking on all comers, no matter how crappy they are

He was there for two weeks then got injured

:lol: Christian is awesome

Booker wil never be his partner... read as: Next week, Booker T turns heel and joins the Christian Coalition

So wait, did Petey Williams open his case? They haven't said what he's won

Chris Harris looks like he's drunk too, what the hell is going on tonight

Damn McCain, hating on UFC

yeah he got a world title shot

Wow. Booker's putting some real effort in.

...

No really, what did he get, the X-Division shot?

Petey Williams wins the World Title shot? Was this Feast or Fired match actually random?

Wait, Petey's briefcase is still on the podium?

weak

The 1999-2000 era WCW parallels are quite amazing: Petey's briefcase was still on display, and Scott Steiner's was nowhere to be found.