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Savio 03-07-2004 09:35 PM

Worst Movie Ever!
 
Cry Baby, terrible story,

What do you think?

Shaggy 03-07-2004 11:09 PM

I think these are pretty bad:

Blair Witch Project
Freddy got Fingered
Dude Where's My Car
Malibu's Most wanted

el fregadero 03-07-2004 11:15 PM

<font color=teal>I dunno. :-\</font>

Bo 03-07-2004 11:17 PM

House of the Dead.

El Santo 03-08-2004 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo
House of the Dead.

Yup.

John la Rock 03-08-2004 12:32 AM

Gigli, Glitter, and Crossroads. Havn't seen any of them, don't want to ever see any of them

Nowhere Man 03-08-2004 12:33 AM

Nukie

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=421

DaveWadding 03-08-2004 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John la Rock
Gigli, Glitter, and Crossroads. Havn't seen any of them, don't want to ever see any of them


So then how do you know they're the worst movies ever if you've NEVER SEEN THEM?!?

#1-norm-fan 03-08-2004 01:07 AM

Going Overboard with Adam Sandler.

John la Rock 03-08-2004 01:12 AM

ok I'll be fair. the worst movie ever that I've seen is Stephen King's It. Shit story, WAY TOO LONG, horrible acting, just complete shit

Funky Fly 03-08-2004 02:28 AM

Pod People is the worst movie ever.

Trumpy can eat a dick.

el fregadero 03-08-2004 02:31 AM

<font color=teal>Plan 9 From Outer Space.</font>

Vega 03-08-2004 02:31 AM

Worst movie I've ever seen was Freddy Got Fingered. A close second is Smooth Talk though (Don't see either)

Downunder 03-08-2004 09:10 AM

Bedazzled


worst


movie





ever

SuperSlim 03-08-2004 09:11 AM

Blair With had to be the worst piece of crap ever to hit the big screen

da_king 03-08-2004 09:32 AM

<font color="#ccffcc">

the worst movie i've actually payed money to go see in a theatre would have to be congo.

</font>

Mikey 03-08-2004 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downunder
Bedazzled


worst


movie





ever


:rant: :mad: :foc: :foc: :mad: :rant:

Danny Electric 03-08-2004 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el fregadero
<font color=teal>Plan 9 From Outer Space.</font>

Lol, I agree with you. But it led to Ed Wood being made and that's a great film.

TheNamelessOne 03-08-2004 10:07 AM

I say Showgirls.

By the way whats wrong with the Blair Witch Project? At least it attempted to do something different with the horror genre.

Innovator 03-08-2004 10:22 AM

Gigli, I can't remember where I heard it (i think it was in MAXIM) but its weird to see the actor and the character get whipped at the same time

Xero 03-08-2004 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el fregadero
<font color=teal>Plan 9 From Outer Space.</font>

Indeed...

AareDub 03-08-2004 05:44 PM

Mulholland Dr

I don't care if its supposed to be artsy or whatever. This movie was crap.

samichna 03-08-2004 06:08 PM

LOL nah, Cry Baby is funny

Funky Fly 03-08-2004 07:13 PM

No, you people don't get it.

Pod People is the worst movie of all time.

It was edited so much that the story makes mo sense. It's about these weird alien that can kill you by putting some kind of jelly bean or something on your head.

A kid finds one of them and names it Trumpy. The townspeople want to kill it... and I forgot the rest, but it was bad.

Go look it up on IMBD or something.

Confused 03-08-2004 07:47 PM

Resident evil.

Funky Fly 03-08-2004 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Confused
Resident evil.

NO, it was Pod People! :mad:

Confused 03-08-2004 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Fly
NO, it was Pod People! :mad:

:mad:

NO...resident evil...

FearedSanctity 03-08-2004 07:52 PM

Blair Witch

Funky Fly 03-08-2004 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Confused
:mad:

NO...resident evil...

Resident Evil is The fu</>cking Godfather compared to Pod People. :'(

FearedSanctity 03-08-2004 08:23 PM

Let's just say Resident Evil and Pod People suck equally.

DaveWadding 03-08-2004 08:29 PM

According to IMDB, its "You Got Served" that stupid guy version of "Bring It On" with B2K.

Confused 03-08-2004 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Fly
Resident Evil is The fu</>cking Godfather compared to Pod People. :'(

ouch. That is very harsh....although i'm now obsessed with seeing Pod people...

Nowhere Man 03-08-2004 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el fregadero
<font color=teal>Plan 9 From Outer Space.</font>

The sad thing is, I have that movie. On DVD.

Funky Fly 03-08-2004 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Confused
ouch. That is very harsh....although i'm now obsessed with seeing Pod people...

That is like being obsessed with being stabbed in the eyes with rusty corkscrews.

Optik 03-08-2004 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan
Going Overboard with Adam Sandler.

OH GOD that movie was terrible...Show what happens when you pretty much shoot a movie for free...

BlackRavyyn 03-08-2004 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveWadding
According to IMDB, its "You Got Served" that stupid guy version of "Bring It On" with B2K.

<font color=seablue><i>How long was that movie in the theatre?

Worst one ever? Hmm, Freddy Got Fingered. I'd say Crossroads, but Britney was in it so at least there was something to look at...:shifty:</i></font>

Triple A 03-08-2004 10:52 PM

The worst movie ever is either Marci X or Head of State.

Funky Fly 03-08-2004 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple A
The worst movie ever is either Marci X or Head of State.

Pod People is worse.

KayfabeMan 03-08-2004 11:45 PM

The Ring

SukkaChump 03-08-2004 11:59 PM

uh, the Thing with 2 heads, i mean what the ****

BlackRavyyn 03-09-2004 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KayfabeMan
The Ring

<font color=seablue><i>I know this is all each own's opinion and all but...

Are you on crack? :wtf:</i></font>

Boondock Saint 03-09-2004 11:07 PM

Hmm...not sure...some would be, IMO...

Freddy Got Fingered
House of the Dead
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (Intentional, I'm sure, but still...)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Igby Goes Down
Cabin Boy
Mr. Wrong

meh

I would say Hulk...but although I didn't like it at all, I wouldn't consider it as one of the worst of all time. Same with The Matrix Reloaded

Frank Grimes Jnr 03-09-2004 11:24 PM

The whole friggin' Matrix Trilogy, these are by far my most despised movies of all time.
All style, and no substance.

Honourable mention goes to Chicago.

Loose Cannon 03-09-2004 11:25 PM

Captain Ron

Blue Demon 03-10-2004 09:42 AM

Freddy Got Fingered and House of the Dead

SuperSlim 03-10-2004 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KayfabeMan
The Ring

let me think about this for a second...

are you insane?
http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/edoom/Thinkingof_.gif

Joe Kerr 03-10-2004 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KayfabeMan
The Ring

7 days buddy 7 days

anyway elaborate on why you did not like the Ring..

Guest #1 03-10-2004 04:50 PM

If it is any movie, I vote for The Way (Az Ut) in its native tounge. It would have the main Character do a voice over, and then say the exact same line in the next scene. I was like: What the hell is that, foreshadowing? Of course if we are limiting this to Hollywood crap, then Battlefield Earth.

Smitty 03-10-2004 05:00 PM

Battlefield Earth anyone? I know alot of people like this movie, but I ****ing hate Zoolander.

Avenger 03-10-2004 05:01 PM

worst thing i've paid to see is no doubt Dude, Where's My Car.

I mean, come on!I'm sorry Ashton Kutcher but....


YOU SUCK!

Jason Cage 03-10-2004 05:54 PM

Glitter
Billy Elliot (or whatever the name is)

Draven 03-11-2004 01:13 PM

House of the Dead

Ol Dirty Dastard 03-11-2004 01:23 PM

The Ring was pretty bad.

I dunno, if anything the worst movie I've seen is probably something on the SuperStation or something.

Dazz 03-11-2004 01:31 PM

I thought the Ring was quality, not as good as Ring, but it was great.

I think that the worst movie I have seen is Dude Where's My Car?

Vastardikai 03-11-2004 01:37 PM

Champions, with Ken Shamrock, in his wrestling/vale tudo gear, firing a machine gun and holding up a hand grenade saying "Works better than a key."

It also has a main character musing that Dr. Pepper is worse than Sgt. Pepper.

And the plot? I don't think even RD Reynolds would touch it.

Savio 03-11-2004 02:39 PM

Star wars episode 2 also sucked.

What Would Kevin Do? 03-11-2004 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Grimes Jnr

Honourable mention goes to Chicago.


I know it's an opinion, but huh? Chicago was a great movie. Me, I'd say "Tequila Body Shots" ranks up there w/ bad movies.

loopydate 03-11-2004 05:29 PM

Color of Night.

Pure shit.

Oh, and...I'm back. :)

Downunder 03-12-2004 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey
:rant: :mad: :foc: :foc: :mad: :rant:

It's pure shyte.

Not funny, not well made, not worth watching.

The Mask 03-12-2004 10:35 AM

terminator 3 was pretty shite. maybe not the worst ever but dear god :|

Funky Fly 03-12-2004 01:23 PM

All of you should watch Pod People.

Disturbed316 03-12-2004 04:13 PM

I'm tempted now fly

loopydate 03-12-2004 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Fly
All of you should watch Pod People.

Classic. Sheer classic.

Of course, I've only seen the MST3K version, but it's a classic.

Boondock Saint 03-12-2004 04:51 PM

I dunno if anybody has mentioned this movie yet...but, Pod People. Wow, worst movie ever. Just throwing that in there in case no one mentioned it yet.

Mikey 03-12-2004 05:09 PM

When I was younger I only walked out of 1 movie because it was so crappy Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie

Nowhere Man 03-12-2004 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mask
terminator 3 was pretty shite. maybe not the worst ever but dear god :|

Y'know, to be quite honest, T-3 was probably my favorite of all 3 movies (mainly because I loathe James Cameron) But yeah, the T-X pales in comparison to the awesomeness that is Robert Patrick.

Smitty 03-13-2004 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mask
terminator 3 was pretty shite. maybe not the worst ever but dear god :|

T3 was great, it was just that they added too much hokey humor :n:

Shylox 03-13-2004 06:30 PM

Final Destination 2. The first one was better, the second was basically the same thing and it's just plain boring.

Scarface 03-13-2004 06:34 PM

Stuff I've paid for: A.I. made me want to slit my wrists just to get the kid to shut up.

I've seen plenty of shittier films of TV though.

The Mask 03-13-2004 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smitty
T3 was great, it was just that they added too much hokey humor :n:

Nah I dunno, arnie avec facelift was pretty crap, I actually liked kristianna loken as TX, she pulled it off well I guess, it's just I never felt any actual fear and it contradicted the old films so many times, and the others all spanned over a couple of days at least. I dunno. I love the terminator :( I was mad disappointed.

The Miz 03-13-2004 07:13 PM

so many bad movies. blue lagoon is up there though.

Funky Fly 03-13-2004 07:50 PM

Everyone rent Pod People.

You will either laugh your ass off or cry out in pain.

CBright7831 03-13-2004 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior
Star wars episode 2 also sucked.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?

:mad: :rant: :mad: :rant: :mad: :rant: :mad: :rant:

CBright7831 03-13-2004 08:12 PM

How come Deep Blue Sea hasn't been mentioned yet? I know it featured one of the most unexpected deaths in movie history, but still, it's a shitty movie.

Smitty 03-13-2004 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CBright7831
WHAT?!?!?!?!?

:mad: :rant: :mad: :rant: :mad: :rant: :mad: :rant:

agreed, rag on episode I if anything.

TheJShow 03-16-2004 01:22 PM

Zoolander
Crocodile
are both bad, but the worst

Battlefield Earth

John la Rock 03-17-2004 03:50 PM

Also The Convent. For some stupid ass reason I rented it cause I was in the mood for a horror flick. Man what a piece pf shit :mad:

CYCLOPTERSAURUS 03-17-2004 11:14 PM

"Mother".

The Mackem 03-18-2004 08:26 AM

Titanic

Disturbed316 03-18-2004 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CBright7831
How come Deep Blue Sea hasn't been mentioned yet? I know it featured one of the most unexpected deaths in movie history, but still, it's a shitty movie.

What death was that?

Fox 03-22-2004 04:52 PM

Here's my movie shit list. If I ever meet the directors of these movies I'll kick them in the nuts and demand my $8 back.

"Dude, Where's My Car"
"Batman and Robin"
"Charlies Angels 2: Full Throttle"
"Crossroads"

and "Pod People," just so Funky Fly won't shit on me.

Supreme Olajuwon 03-22-2004 05:18 PM

Lake Placid

Funky Fly 03-22-2004 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Sunday Night
Here's my movie shit list. If I ever meet the directors of these movies I'll kick them in the nuts and demand my $8 back.

"Dude, Where's My Car"
"Batman and Robin"
"Charlies Angels 2: Full Throttle"
"Crossroads"

and "Pod People," just so Funky Fly won't shit on me.

Thank you.

mitch_h 03-22-2004 08:35 PM

Knock Off
Trial and Error


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