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I can't believe it is 8:20, Raw Thread
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Merry Christmas. |
Wooooooo, JBL!!!!!
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Suck on that Jeri-queer.
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I wanna be a WWE super star and go to the front lines and entertain the troops and shot a couple of arabs, but not AAA or Crossrine, some other arabs.
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Raw just isn't intersting... so ... ehhhh I tried watching it but got bored
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Jeff gots a vagina painted on his head.
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dang it... that woulda made it interesting... I can almost see... there it is.
man Jeff looks weirder and weirder |
With face paint like that, he won't win the title.
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he could... Orton could get distracted by his first look at a vagina, then... maybe
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WTF is with that face paint?
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Jeff wanted to show the troops some vagina since they haven't seen any while overseas?
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I think so superslim
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it sounds right. giving to the troops
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So how many times did the divas get raped in Iraq?
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Melina - couldn't count as rape since she basically spread them wide Beth - nobody wanted to do her so leaving the other divas... just a few times |
So does Vince shop withJames Mitchell now?
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that would be a scary sight.
mannn there are still divas I don't recognize until they say their names |
Holy fuck, how can kelly kelly expect not to get raped dressed like that?
Wait, isn't Kelly Kelly and Layla fueding? |
Mikie better dyke out.
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they were back in ECW cause Kelly Kelly left the Miz's group to be get Balls. But I guess they forgot they were feuding and Layla forgot she's a heel
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Mickie is the highlight of the night...
I'm already calling it |
Surprised they let Orton start the show cus of his AWOL military past.
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Is layla wrestling in chuck taylors?
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I could be wrong though, damn Mickie riding Kelly. Then another girl in the crowd cheering too.
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who can't help but love Mickie
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Cena Claus will not be jobbing to Jesus this Christmas and will rename it Cenamas.
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I forgot it is Cena....
mannnnn I was so close to forgetting about him... curse you WWE |
Boring, boring, boring. Shut up Cena.
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will he just get this thing over with and let Mickie make out with a diva? I men that would be a lot more entertaining
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Yeah, who could that have been. Santa has a sling on, hmmmmmmmm.
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Damnit cena, Vince liking cock/roster jokes are the kliq/dx's gimmick.
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that was the crappiest FU he's ever done, and he's done some bad ones... wait he is doing it with one arm... so... I guess it isn't too too bad... nahhh it's still bad
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He should be getting booed for impersonating a marine.
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he was... they just changed it to cheers cause he's a face
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I think the troops would have appreciated a big, half-naked women's gimmick match more than John Cena dressed as santa claus giving the F-U to Vince.
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Best way to get heel heat: Be Pro-America and Pro-American Soliders.
Seriously though - fuck them. Come back to America, be in a real fucking arena and do storylines. |
They can't even use pyro because it might remind the troops of BOMBS! FUCKING BOMBS!! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! NYYYYEEEEEEEEER BSH!!!!!
Oh wait, it's Chris Jericho. JERICHO!!! |
WOULD YOU PLEASE, SHUT - THE HELL - UP.
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They should just sick Mark Henry on the arabs.
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he'd injure himself getting out of the helicopter
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Cena as a cripple would get a pop out of me.
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This war could easily be over if Big Daddy V and Khali were sent over. Though Khali wouldn't understand.
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he'd karate chop everyone in sight
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Amazing Kong should join up with Mark Henry and BDV.
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LOOK, IT'S A TERRORIST IN A MASK, SHOOT HIM.
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Why does Lillian have to put that gay accent on Rey Mysterio?
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Because she's latina and it sounds cool to her.
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How can they be booing Mark Henry (an american that represent the country at the olympics) over some wetback job stealing mexican?
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So this is the SmackDown calibur entertainment I don't watch each week? WOW.
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lol, BDC :love:
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Rey hit his peak when Nash threw him into the side of a Trailer.
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I get it. Rey represents the small, but fighting forces of the USA, while Mark Henry represents the large, dark, and daunting menace of Terrorism. It's a big psychological analogy, live on Monday night RAW!
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I remember a few years ago when Eddie put on the jacket and helmet during a match on this show.
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lol, love how Mark basically no sold his finish.
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Booooooooooooooooooooo, that is bull shit.
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Damn, might as well start doing, spoiler: Rey wins. Seriously the guy is about as bad as Cena, can't remember the last time he lost a match. Even MVP couldn't win cleanly against him at Armageddon.
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Why do they have to do this shit around Christmas every year? It's fucking depressing. It's not like those guys and girls don't miss their families and shit on non-holidays.
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MVP couldn't win against a dead guy.
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Yeah, let's show them shooting some fucking people. Seriously, if you're going to show Iraq, give Cena and Rey a gun and let them shoot some Brown Folk.
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not Cena posing as Santa and some Mexican beating up a black man |
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Fox wins.
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So is Cena a redneck, or is he a Thug... or what's going on?
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God, shut up Cena.
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Cena is everything... that way he can appeal to all the women and children.
and if Taz is orange and Rey is brown... then... I ... I'm lost... |
Cena should have made faces behind his back while he was talking.
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As long as Cena never touches it again, Randy can have the belt forever.
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Anything entertaining happen? I was up with the folks.
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FINGER POKE OF DOOM, NEXT WEEK.
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Look, Europeans are white. Asians are yellow. Native Americans are red. Africans are black. Everyone else is brown.
Taz is techincally white. |
Oh yeah, I bet Jericho is fucking pumped to be in SandLand.
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Jericho has saved us from Cena.
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I always thought it was interesting that RVD refused to go on these things because of how strongly he disagrees with the war.
That hippy's probably sitting at home, watching this, smoking a bowl and grinning. |
lol, Iraq is apparently just like an Ikea.
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lol "coffee and cream"
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So lets look at this show thus far. Jericho, a canadian, is a face. Rey, a mexican is a face. Randy an American that served in the armed forces, heel. JBL, a republican that represent want America is really about, heel. Vince, an American business man, heel. I'm confused.
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