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Fox 12-27-2007 09:07 PM

TNA Impact! thread (12/27)
 
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Originally Posted by TNAwrestling.com
This Thursday night, December 27, TNA Wrestling returns to SpikeTV with two hours of Total Nonstop Action as the final countdown begins to the January 6 "Final Resolution" Pay-Per-View event.

- Among the bouts you will witness will include the TNA World Tag Team Champions in action as AJ Styles and Tomko will battle Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, the Motor City Machine Guns!

- Plus, AJ Styles has a decision to make - will he side with Kurt Angle or Christian Cage as their World Championship match at Final Resolution draws closer?

- In addition, this Thursday night, it will be Booker T stepping into the TNA ring to battle his latest rival Robert Roode! These two have been at each other's throats since Booker came to TNA. This Thursday night, they'll battle for the first time in singles action.

- Also this Thursday, witness the in-ring return of the maniacal Judas Mesias!

- The ladies of TNA will be in action in a six-women bout with Roxxi Laveaux, Jackie Moore and ODB taking on TNA Women's Champion Gail Kim and the tandem of Velvet Sky and Angelina Love!

- Plus, the broadcast will feature review of 2007 in Total Nonstop Action - including the memorable moments, best matches and more!

All this and much more this Thursday night on "iMPACT!" on SpikeTV - including news and updates on the Final Resolution Pay-Per-View event!


I'm liking this Christian/Angle/AJ angle they've got going right now.

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:07 PM

I just tuned in... did anything important happen in the first 10 minutes?

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:07 PM

That is to say, how many angles started/ended?

Fox 12-27-2007 09:08 PM

There was an AJ/Tomko skit where they argued about AJ making his decision on who to join, Senshi versus Judas, and then Kurt and his wife had a little segment.

Nothing to write home about yet.

Fox 12-27-2007 09:09 PM

heres comes the instant classic.

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:09 PM

Wait, since when did Christian become #1 Contender? Isn't it technically Petey Williams?

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:10 PM

Oh God, "What" chants?? This isn't RAW

Fox 12-27-2007 09:12 PM

Who the hell knows who the #1 contenders are anymore.

Fox 12-27-2007 09:14 PM

lol "3, I had 3, World Titles"

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Fox (Post 1979910)
lol "3, I had 3, World Titles"

Double LOL to "Even though it was years before I came here, I'm just gonna throw it out there, it's because of me" :rofl:

Fox 12-27-2007 09:16 PM

lol this is so childish and great.

Fox 12-27-2007 09:18 PM

omg @ that bike crash

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:19 PM

This is a really good angle, they're really drawing it out and keeping it unpredictable. I can see it going either way

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:22 PM

Sup, is it any good, I've been doing choirs.

Innovator 12-27-2007 09:23 PM

when is Tracy gonna turn, its taking forever

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:24 PM

That crazy stalker get in here every time. Because you know they never tour and have free tv tapings. How could she ever afford to get in everytime?

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:26 PM

The commentary is simply amazing tonight. Amazingly awful.

Innovator 12-27-2007 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 1979940)
That crazy stalker get in here every time. Because you know they never tour and have free tv tapings. How could she ever afford to get in everytime?

with that logic IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE ITS SO BIZARRE

Innovator 12-27-2007 09:27 PM

for those who missed the beginning, Senshi jobbed out to Judas Mesias

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:29 PM

I love those hard-hitting Tenay interviews

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 1979948)
for those who missed the beginning, Senshi jobbed out to Judas Mesias

I thought Senshi quit?

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:32 PM

I know TNA can afford chairs, I just saw Booker T swinging on at Angle and Roode, so why does everyone sit on the floor in the back with Jeremy Borash?

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 1979959)
I know TNA can afford chairs, I just saw Booker T swinging on at Angle and Roode, so why does everyone sit on the floor in the back with Jeremy Borash?

JB likes cuddling

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 1979948)
for those who missed the beginning, Senshi jobbed out to Judas Mesias

While I wouldn't say I missed it, I didn't see.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:36 PM

I love the commersials where they say the return of the most innovative match in wrestling history about the Ultimate X match cause you know it hasn't been seen for a whole 2 months.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:36 PM

No one has been asking to see TNA live in Canada :roll:

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:38 PM

A bow and arrow bulldog tandem move? That is why the MCMG's are fun to watch?

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 1979971)
No one has been asking to see TNA live in Canada :roll:

Petey William's mom.

Fox 12-27-2007 09:40 PM

MCMG ARE fun to watch.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DarKCentaur (Post 1979976)
Petey William's mom.

Maybeline Muclse's mother? Interesting, but that is hardly a fan base.

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:40 PM

The Motor City Machine Guns are fun to watch because they remind me of Batista doing the machine gun dance. And nothing is more fun than that.

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 1979979)
Maybeline Muclse's mother? Interesting, but that is hardly a fan base.

A guaranteed gate of 1.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Fox (Post 1979977)
MCMG ARE fun to watch.

Londrick is fun to watch. :mad:

Though that would be a good spot match, Londrick v MCMG

Fox 12-27-2007 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DarKCentaur (Post 1979951)
I thought Senshi quit?

He came to an understanding with TNA. I don't think he's officially signed any contracts though.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Fox (Post 1979985)
He came to an understanding with TNA. I don't think he's officially signed any contracts though.

He understands he is going to job for money.

Fox 12-27-2007 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 1979984)
Londrick is fun to watch. :mad:

Though that would be a good spot match, Londrick v MCMG

MCMG are the Londrick of TNA, and I agree, that would be a great match. Hopefully Shelley and Sabin will wise up and leave TNA when their contracts are up.

Also, Tomko is the goods. I'm really liking his in-ring performances week in and week out.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:42 PM

Why the fuck is Eric Young out?

Fox 12-27-2007 09:43 PM

A double pin? Is that legal? I don't know if I've ever seen that before.

Fox 12-27-2007 09:44 PM

God I hate Eric Young.

I liked him when he was the comedy-guy for Team Canada, but EVERYTHING he has done since then has done nothing but annoy the ever loving shit out of me.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:45 PM

Did Corny just make a fat joke?

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Fox (Post 1979995)
God I hate Eric Young.

I liked him when he was the comedy-guy for Team Canada, but EVERYTHING he has done since then has done nothing but annoy the ever loving shit out of me.

Agreed.

6to1 12-27-2007 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DarKCentaur (Post 1979902)
Wait, since when did Christian become #1 Contender? Isn't it technically Petey Williams?

i think pete has like a rip off of money in the bank he can use it any time he wants

Fox 12-27-2007 09:47 PM

This goes without saying, but Johnny Devine should NOT be carrying around the X-Division Title when Jay Lethal is the actual champion.

Also, Angelina Love is so fucking hot.

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:48 PM

I want a double deep pizza.

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Fox (Post 1980009)
This goes without saying, but Johnny Devine should NOT be carrying around the X-Division Title when Jay Lethal is the actual champion.

Also, Angelina Love is so fucking hot.

It's kinda like when Raven stole the US Title from DDP. Except that angle was awesome.

And yes, Angelina Love is so fucking hot.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 6to1 (Post 1980005)
i think pete has like a rip off of money in the bank he can use it any time he wants

That brings up another point, why is Johnny Divine still holding the X-Div title when Stiener is the #1 conteder for it. He should be handing the right back over to Jay Lethal before Stiener comes after him simply because he is holding the belt.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:50 PM

You know, Awesome Kong is bigger than Samoa Joe.

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 1980018)
You know, Awesome Kong is bigger than Samoa Joe.

Is that possible?

6to1 12-27-2007 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 1980016)
That brings up another point, why is Johnny Divine still holding the X-Div title when Stiener is the #1 conteder for it. He should be handing the right back over to Jay Lethal before Stiener comes after him simply because he is holding the belt.

yea we do better then the tna writers i want to see scott go around an say wheres my belt

Fox 12-27-2007 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 1980016)
That brings up another point, why is Johnny Divine still holding the X-Div title when Stiener is the #1 conteder for it. He should be handing the right back over to Jay Lethal before Stiener comes after him simply because he is holding the belt.

That would actually be a funny angle for them to do. Unfortunately it would be clever, and TNA doesn't do that.


TNA: "We don't do that."

Fox 12-27-2007 09:53 PM

ODB is a man. I saw her adam's apple. Er, his adam's apple.

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:53 PM

I love how the Knockout Belt is basically a toy replica of a real belt.

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Fox (Post 1980025)
ODB is a man. I saw her adam's apple. Er, his adam's apple.

I'm still confused as to what ODB's gimmick is... is she an alcoholic? A man? Homeless?

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:55 PM

Don West: Master of the Segue.

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 09:56 PM

Whoa wait, what's with that ref? I thought he was Kurt Angle for a second.

Fox 12-27-2007 09:57 PM

Gail Kim is the goods.

Fox 12-27-2007 09:58 PM

it's Mark "Slick" Johnson baby.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 09:58 PM

Why is Gail Kim in a match, when she is champion, and the #1 contender is not?

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:00 PM

Also, why hasn't the Big Bad Booty Daddy cashed in his title shot? He doesn't wait for nothing.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:01 PM

I like Matt Morgan.

Fox 12-27-2007 10:01 PM

i really like matt morgan in this role. he's doing a good job playing the straight man to Cornette's loud personality and i think it might eventually lead up to a good run as a heavyweight in TNA.

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 10:02 PM

Man, PLEASE let Samoa Joe walk out and never come back again

Fox 12-27-2007 10:02 PM

player!

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 10:02 PM

Yeah, I don't remember much of Matt Morgan in WWE, but he's fun to watch with what he's given in TNA.

Fox 12-27-2007 10:05 PM

i wish that the majority of people would vote the "new mountain dew" to be something like "Dog Piss" or "Horse Vaginal Secretion," just to shake things up in the world.

it'll end up being something gay like "Extreme Blueberry Strawberry Watermelon"

Fox 12-27-2007 10:06 PM

omg there should NOT be a sit-down interview with Abyss unless it ends with him setting Mike Tenay on fire.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DarKCentaur (Post 1980048)
Yeah, I don't remember much of Matt Morgan in WWE, but he's fun to watch with what he's given in TNA.

All I remeber is he was on a team with Lesnar, Nathan Jones, Big Show, and A-Train for Survior Series.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Fox (Post 1980051)
omg there should NOT be a sit-down interview with Abyss unless it ends with him setting Mike Tenay on fire.

At least Kane's name is still just Kane. I guess techincally it is Kane Bearer.

Fox 12-27-2007 10:09 PM

ABYSS: "I'm GAAAAAAY!! RAAAAWWWR!!! Are you happy now?! You pushed and you pushed and now you know! I'm GAY!"

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 10:10 PM

Prime Time Elix Skipper? Is this guy like a third-rate Shelton Benjamin?

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:10 PM

Prime Time v Samoa Joe? Who booked that? Why would Joe even need to fight Elix?

Fox 12-27-2007 10:10 PM

i smell a squash

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Fox (Post 1980057)
ABYSS: "I'm GAAAAAAY!! RAAAAWWWR!!! Are you happy now?! You pushed and you pushed and now you know! I'm GAY!"

That's the best possible ending to this angle

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:11 PM

Also, a better question, is why would Elix come out to job to Joe?

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:13 PM

Joe is probably pissed off because Awesome Kong ate all his cheeseburgers and there is nothing he can do about it. Not because of TNA's no man on woman violence. But because Kong would kick the shit out of him.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:14 PM

So now Joe's fat, greedy, and stealing Steiner's gimmick?

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:16 PM

Eric sounds like he has been chain smoking and sucking dick nonstop.

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 1980066)
So now Joe's fat, greedy, and stealing Steiner's gimmick?

It's almost like they're trying to make him into a Stone Cold-type anti-hero. He's really just coming off as an asshole.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:19 PM

Stone Cold never bitched about not getting paid. He fought against the corprate mold.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:21 PM

Who flexes on Stiener? Seriously. Is Petey retarded.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:22 PM

Dustin needs to go back to WWE and beat up his little brother and be all gold and sprakly and say some crazy funny shit.

Innovator 12-27-2007 10:23 PM

dustin looks like shit

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:25 PM

Finally, Nash is on tv. But AJ is talking. And now he is cutting Nash off?

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:26 PM

Latino world order. lol

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:27 PM

There are no friends in the business, unless you count the Kliq.

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 1980075)
Latino world order. lol

That was the shit. It gave El Dandy and Silver King the push they so deserved.

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 10:29 PM

And for the record, I WASN'T fooled by his stocky physique.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DarKCentaur (Post 1980080)
And for the record, I WASN'T fooled by his stocky physique.

What?

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:32 PM

TNA doesn't make me laugh or cry, they way they want me to.

Fox 12-27-2007 10:34 PM

went on a taco bell run.

did i miss Nash? that's like the whole reason i tuned in tonight.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Fox (Post 1980088)
went on a taco bell run.

did i miss Nash? that's like the whole reason i tuned in tonight.

Yes. And you didn't get me anything taco bell. You are now on my shit list.

Fox 12-27-2007 10:35 PM

tracy needs to hotten it up a little bit.

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 10:36 PM

Stalkers are NEVER that hot.

Fox 12-27-2007 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 1980090)
Yes. And you didn't get me anything taco bell. You are now on my shit list.

what are you talking about? i got you 20 packets of Hot Sauce with the cute little phrases on them and a spork, just like you asked for.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:37 PM

All of TNA's entertance videos are the same and gay.

Fox 12-27-2007 10:37 PM

eric young?

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 10:37 PM

You know, I would mark out bigtime if Stevie Ray comes out.

BigDaddyCool 12-27-2007 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Fox (Post 1980093)
what are you talking about? i got you 20 packets of Hot Sauce with the cute little phrases on them and a spork, just like you asked for.

I wanted soft tacos and bean burritos to put them on. You can use the spork to eat my ass.

Fox 12-27-2007 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 1980094)
All of TNA's entertance videos are the same and gay.

Angle's got a good entrance, but only when he does the whole American flag thing with the lights and the riser onto the stage.

everyone else's is GENERIC MUSIC 1 - 70

DarKCentaur 12-27-2007 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 1980097)
I wanted soft tacos and bean burritos to put them on. You can use the spork to eat my ass.

Wouldn't that hurt?


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