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The First *BDCA* Impact of 2008! 1/3/08
Tonight on Impact we will finally get the answers we never wanted! That is right, we will learn that Rellik is killer backwards! We will also see a bunch of other crap and Joe will eat 50 cheeseburges, but Kong will eat 100.
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Also, JB will probably sit on the floor with someone. And Styles will probaby be a little bitch.
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JB will sit on AJ's floor!
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We won't find out AJ's decision until two weeks after the PPV.
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Pfffffft, acting like Impact is live. I know wrestling is fake, but there is no need to lie.
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Touche.
So wait, we're determining title contenders 3 days before the PPV?? |
Gauntlet? What the fuck, rankings? I thought they had that feast or fired match to determine #1 contendership.
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Why is there no BDCA Heat threads? :(
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"... since title shots are SO hard to come by here"
HAHAHA touche Joe, touche. |
Touche is my word of the night.
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How is it that we have a ppv and Samoa Joe hasn't been given a McDonalds of his own? |
Everyone shut up, Nash it talking.
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Wooooooooooooooo, Nash telling it like it is. No one has the right to talk about the Kliq.
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Nash is going to kill you.
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Nash is going to walk aside, he would injure himself.
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So what happened to the Feast or Fired winners?
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I would pay money if they could guarentte me a lazy bomb on Joe.
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Everyone got your scripts?
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GAUNTLETS BABY! GIMMICKS GALORE!
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So far, all we know about TNA is that Crystal follows the script, and Joe and Nash can ablib
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Oh sweet Bob Sapp is on pros v Joes. He is going to kill someone.
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I think if you really go back and analyze everything that happened in TNA's storylines in 2007 (and I have no clue, I haven't been watching long), at LEAST 75% of the roster have outstanding Title Matches that were never cashed in.
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I can't wait for Pros vs. Joes to start up
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I'd pay for Joe vs. Kong.
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The script says who is face and heel at least
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Scracth that, the person that comes in and hasn't watched for months has an advantage over then long time watcher. The long time watcher is expecting things to be answered, the rainy day watcher has no questions.
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sexual harassment in TNA is at an all time high.
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:lol: Bubba making fun of Kip
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How does Hall and Nash get title shots with Tomko and Styles over all the real tag teams? Not that the Outsiders aren't a real tag team.
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wow. it is not better to burn out than it is to fade away.
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$10 Devon is the third guy on the gauntlet
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Gauntel match...sounds like a battle royal.
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BTW, D'Lo is the agent for the match
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What is this hard on for Gauntlet matches?
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So what do these ranks mean?
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Wait what? The lower ranked guys start first, ok.... but the Voodoo Kin Mafia are the lowest ranked? Aren't they the #1 Contenders??
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D'von is a HUGE motherfucker. He needs to lay off the carbs.
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How is LAX considered the best?
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Jimmy Rave sucks.
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Are they throwing trash in the ring already? What was that red thing
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Also, shouldn't the Steiners be in this?
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well they are
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That was sloppy.
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How is the rock rave infection still in?
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Good thing for TNA, with 4 long Gauntlet matches tonight, they can stick all of their commercial breaks in the middle of them!
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Again, how is the rock and rave connection still in?
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quick match
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HERE COMES A BEATDOWN
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OH NOES, KENDO STICK.
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How is Johnny Divine > the MCMGs?
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Why isn't Lethal coming out? And why hasn't he gotten his title back?
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Is Mike Tenay retarded? How are they gonna break their arms when they're hitting their fingers and hands?
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The greatest tag team? I don't remember is the Road Warriors out there.
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wow, a shot with a kendo stick is really that bone breaking...
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Karen Angle is a milffff.
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LOL.
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AHAHHA
Karen ablibs, but Kurt doesn't |
TNA makes my brains bleed.
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Wait a second. "The First *BDCA* Impact of 2008"?
Impact is BDCA? Woah, this either means Impact is a lot cooler than I believed, or being BDCA isn't cool anymore.... |
knockout gauntlet coming up, let's go Velvet Sky
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Angle doesn't like to go away from the script
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Velvet Sky is amazinggggg.
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3rd Grade Teacher? Seriously.
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Oh geez, "AJ: This is Your Life"?
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What is this?
They need to quit trying to be funny and just let Nash be funny. |
She gave up awfully quick.
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Is that Pete Rose?
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Why doesn't Nash just take Don West's spot, AND Tenay's spot
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lol night of gunlets
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Side note: who the fuck cares what corner he's in? Is the match No DQ?
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lol, what's with that graphic of the world belt?
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Miss Brooke's tits are gross.
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Angelina is a hotter version of Ashley
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So awesome kong is winning this match?
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Velvet Sky is next
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Shouldn't they be doing this kind of ranking crap the day after the ppv. Not the day before?
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VELVET SKY :love:
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Christie Herpes?
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How do people like ODB?
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Seriously the crowd is cheering odb?
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ODB is a face?
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And Roxxi Leveaux is ranked higher than all these people?
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roxxi is using less make up
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How is Roxy #2 contender?
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