ECW Thread for the Day That Is Today Circa 2008
 

Moore Wang against Morrison Poochie

again? no complaints though

This is a pretty lackluster start to the ECW thread. No preview, no date in the title....it's like you want the thread to fail.

I think The Miz has definitely shaken the "Poochie" stigma you guys have bestowed upon him as well. The guy's a good performer.

Meh. It's ECW, it will fail no matter how much ballyhoo I include.

ALSO, these have never been the rules of a 15 Minutes of Fame match. I believe this would actually be a 15 Minute Iron Man Tag Match.

There have been some hot ECW threads, you naysayer.

They needed the extra bit of ballyhoo to make it seem more exciting.

Please tell me you don't actually say ballyhoo IRL.

I'd actually be more excited about an Iron Man match than a 15 Minutes of Fame match.

Not much and especially not tonight.

Yes, ballyhoo FTW.

JWY is a beast, but why does he have to have the lamest gimmick on earth?

Because Jimmy Wang Yang is your boy.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAW!

HBK/Hart this ain't.

I don't hang out with anybody like that.

I'm enjoying it thus far. Why so bitter? I thought you were one of the few ECW fans around here? Am I all alone now?

No, I'm a fan, but this match is just boring me.

I don't think Shannon Moore can ever do anything to make me a fan of his.

I smell a draw.

I'm drinking a Corona, and I think it's helping.

Punk is still champ.
Chavo is trying to beat Punk.
Big Daddy V is still fat.

Wang botched that.

Edge will kill Rey.

Shelton Benjamin is the Gold Standard, and there's some skinny geek who's been getting his ass kicked for a couple weeks in a row. With the right amount of development, he could become the next Barry Horowitz.

He still has a couple shows

Not yet.

He'll probably find a loophole to get himself another rematch.

Colin Delaney = Mikey Whipwreck minus the tyedye

It's 90's Jobber A.

LOL BOTCHED SEGMENT

AHAHAHA production truck owning Tazz

Well a video guy is going to get fired.

This whole show sucks. ECW is horrible

lol people boo

I bet it's Mark Henry.

Oh god, here goes the kid's career

Oh, yup.

Mark Henry

Henry's leg is bigger than Delaney's body

Yeah I figured that as well but I couldn't post it due to spam filter. :mad:

Good thing you're both watching it and posting about it on the internet as well. Sounds like a good way to spend your time with something you don't enjoy.

BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BONZAI!

Surely they can't be going anywhere with this Colin Delaney thing, can they?

Its an addiction. I cant stop watching wrestling, but it sucks so bad .

it used to be so good.

Its like Heroin. The first time is amazing, then every time after that your just hopingto get that first feeling back.

I bet he's going to have to wrestle Khali next week.

So when is this Kofi guy going to debut? I hear he's decent

Then they'll bring back EL GIGANTE

I dont know how this Kofi Kingston thing will turn out. Seems kind of vanilla Babyface Foreigner.


if he comes out of this somehow a heel, playing every city off as not as good as Jamaica, he could be cool,

Stevie had throat surgery, he's not active

Next Week.

Some guy runs up to Scott Norton and tells him that Colin Delaney was bad mouthing his mom.

WOOOHOOO, diva search cast off now has a job

Who the fuck is this skank?

now thats just cruel

Kelly vs. Layla, in a dance off

Layla doesn't even have to move and she wins

This Lena chick needs to shut up.

*yawn*

Layla doesnt do much for me.....

Her dancing consisted of taking a top off.

What is the goal of this.

When it comes to dancing....she has a nice personality

OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE

.....k

I love having a decent match guaranteed for the main event

Lena on the mic is horrible. Seriously she makes Orton look like Ric Flair circa 1985 on the mic

There wasn't enough ballyhoo in that dance contest.

Chavo needs to bring in a goon to help him win, and then serve as his bodyguard.

Scott Norton

Ill shut up aout him now, I know its annoying. If I booked WWE he would be someones bodyguard, kicking someones ass.

FUCK

My money is on 5 run ins, leading to the winner being Russo himself

Scott Norton needs a comeback. I loved the stories about him in Jericho's book

And makes Cody Rhodes look like HBK in the charisma department.

WWE dropped the ball, cause Tomko and Matt Morgan were both good enforcers/bodyguards

Say his name right, CAWdy

OOOOOOOOO Chavito

Memory lapse.

easily

PUNKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Norton just hasa build that is so fucking big that you know he can fucking kill you. he was always booked that he was a bad ass, and really only lost ot big names, but was in japan so much he never really did much. He is on vader's level overseas. He could still get over as a bodyguard.

I read Lion's tale, but kind of forgot the Norton Stories, refresh me?

I'd love for Punk to go heel one day...soon