Why in the fuck is Meet the Spartans being made?
 

Looks like its gonna be horrible like "Epic Movie".

It is Epic Movie, done a second time. It's the sequel in all its fetid, putrid, shit vomiting, hermaphrodite-blowing-a-load-that-has-tiny-chainsaws-instead-of-sperm-in-your-eye glory.

The fact that I'm not watching it doesn't make it less disgusting that it exists. I'm not watching Hitler kill Jews, either.

Why not? That's quality entertainment right there!

Hitler killing Jews, that is. :shifty:

I'd estimate like atleast 3/4 of all movies made are entirely unecessary

If this movie actually breaks the 14th spot this weekend and is ahead of Uwe Bolls "In The Name of the King"...then I suggest Uwe Boll should just give up on movies...

It's not being made, it is made.

And yes it looks like a rancid pile of dog vomit.

Not Another Teen Movie is where this type of movie begins and ends with me, although I did like Scream! if You Know What I did Last Summer, or whatever it was called.

To me, the Scary Movies are the only genre parodies I consider to be funny, and even borderline so.

What about Naked Gun?

The Naked Guns, Hot Shots, and first two Scary Movies were all pretty good spoofs. Not Another Teen Movie wasn't that bad, either.

But these assfucks behind the last 2 Scary Movies and Date and Epic Movie need to be shot. Sadly enough, I believe both Epic Movie and Date Movie were number one in their opening weekends, which means all the retarded kiddies will come out to see Meet the Spartans and make it enough money to continue this godawful string of shit.

My parents went to see date movie. hahahahahahahaha
They're all fundamentalist christian too, I always tell them to go see the movies I'm seeing but noooooo, they choose fucking Miss Congeniality two and shit.

I think people just like cheap laughs and parodies.

My parents were dissapointed by both. Which says at least something in their favo(u*)r.


for the benefit of US people.*

I think it's hilarious that you include several David Zucker movies in good list, but throw Scary Movie 3 into the bad list. He may not have written it, but he was producer or some such.


Anyway, there are tons of great parodies. Almost anything Mel Brooks did, for one. It's just the shit that's being cranked out with no real integral value that's the problem./

Naked Gun and anything by Mel Brooks is about it.

I was forced to watch Epic Movie and it may have been the absolute worst cinematic endeavor of all time.

Because god exists and hates us.

isn't it like a really low budget movie

I liked the Wayans brothers before they started dressing like women and pretending to be babies. Don't be a menace was alright as well.

There a market for this brainless fodder, that's why they keep making them.

oh lord, I remember people were walking out of Epic Movie, fuckin terrible

The first two Scary Movies were funny. After that, they seemed to want to start making it the cash cow and not spoof horror films anymore. Seriously, what the fuck does dr. phil and shaq have to do with horror films....

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on second thought, forget I asked.

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"Yea come on bitch you an that welcome back kotter haircut want a piece of me!?" LOL

I havent been this outraged about a movie sense i saw Resident Evil: Extinction. Thats some serious outrage. I havent even seen this movie yet, but i saw the Shrek thing and stopped and was like seriously wtf.

Same thing WAZAAAAAAAAP? Had to do with horror films?

It's Welcome Back Kotter, not codder.

And I just saw different previews for this movie, and I must say. It looks like it is just filled with unfunny-ness. Like seriously, I cringed at all of the commercials for this movie. CRINGED.

I'm Gonna Get Ya Sucka! was good shit too.

It was pathetic yesterday seeing a huge line of people to see this shit of a movie, while movies like Rambo and Untraceable have few people.

My daughter so badly wants to see this thing. Not on my watch!

:nono: Hero, if your daughter wants to see this, you've FAILED as a father.

Or maybe it's your wife's fault. I can't imagine a failuer being the fault of your superior seed.

Well....apparently more than a few people ended up seeing this movie...

It beat out Rambo to be #1 at the box office.... What a pathetic world we live in!

Anyone here seen it yet?

:'(

It is the same guys who made Epic Movie and Date Movie, which looked like the worst fucking movies ever. This one looks even worse. Everytime I see the commercials I want to puke. But people love this shit, because people are terrible.

Sad.

Amazing. Seriously, do people not care that they go watch an actual good movie, they jus wana go waste money on this crap and it isn't even funny, fuckin retards.

People want a cheap laugh they don't have to think about.

My daughter (still hasn't seen it) says Dad, I need to see 300 then go see Meet the Spartans.
I'm like, no. 300 is too violent for you and Meet the Spartans is horrible. She's not lost to the <s>dark</s> dumb side yet, Yoda!

It debuted #1 in Canada.

It debuted #1 in the US too...

What has this world fallen to? Why must movies like this continue to be made?

:nono:

I disagree scary movie 2 wasn't funny

Fuck your couch then

but really did anybody even see this?

Parody movies as a whole are not funny.

Most Mel Brooks movies are funny, and early Zucker Brothers movies were.

But for the most part, yes. Parody movies as a whole aren't funny.

Some people have their heads so far up their asses all they can see is shit.

I thought the 12 Chairs was pretty terrible.

I heard it was the worst movie ever. It wasn't even close to being funny and it was a waste of money.

I just saw some of Date Movie this morning because it was on HBO.

I want my money back. Seriously, HBO owes me for that shit.

All I know is my daughter has stopped mentioning it.