Impact Thread for 1/17 - Awaiting BDC Approval
 

Since there doesn't seem to be one.

In light of my finding the WCW Nitro Drinking Game in my old file archives on here, we should come up with an Impact drinking game. (this in no way has to do with the fact that I'm drinking right now)

TNA Drinking Game, lets do this

-Drink everytime the camera changes angles

....have fun

That's not fair :'(

Why would these guys even consider Team 3D's challenge? Jay Lethal is still technically the champion.

Drink every time they refer to D'Von as fat

I want Shark Boy's opinion on this challenge

Why not just jump them and take the belt back

Because "possession" of the belt would return to Brother Ray.

Drink everytime Karen Angle goes into the men's room

Chug for every week the Abyss/James Mitchell angle drags on

Down a handle when this angle ends

uh-oh scott is too big to go for the x belt now time for roid rage

An addendum: Chug every time a new wrestler is added to this feud

Drink for every injury Shark Boy sustains

HAHAHAHA the Shark Family

wow this is retarded

drink everytime there is a stupid backstage segment

Are you kidding me?

TOMKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tomkoholics unite

That was brilliant in its stupidity.

Relaxin' with Tomko!

Drink every time Sonjay Dutt annoys you.

I admire TNA. Most shows strive to get better each week, but not TNA. They strive to get worst every week.

I have to applaud a show that would be brave enough to go in that direction.

And of course, drink every time Eric Young is scared shitless by his pyro

They're turning Eric into a retard, DRINK

Hell, chug if it doesn't phase him

Drink for a ref bump

Drink for interference in a main event

Drink for a screwjob finish

Turning? :?:

You stole those from the Nitro Drinking Game!

Chug if the ref looks like he's in better shape than one of the wrestlers in the match

LARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Drink when James Storm and Jackie Moore do

Drink when Christian rocks the mic

Haha wow, Christian is on fire

drink for a freecreditreport.com commercial

Put the belt on Christian, stop revolving the show around Kurt, and let Christian do his thing

Drink with ODB

Drink till ODB becomes fuckable

Drink for every boner Angelina Love gives you

Drink until you can't get it up looking at Angelina Love

Who the hell cheers for ODB? I don't get it. Is she supposed to be the Val Venis of TNA or something?

TNA's worst woman wrestler is better than all the women currently in WWE.

Did Don West REALLY just say "People like ODB because they can relate to her"? Is he trying to say the fans are big, ugly, disgusting drunks?

ODB was in OVW for a while

Drink whenever ratings go up when Nash is on TV

Are they STILL ignoring the fact that Petey Williams already has a title shot? What's with all these extraneous #1 Contender matches?

No fair... :(

I'm guessing the briefcases are like Money in the Bank

They weren't really clear on that... but I'll buy it.

Drink every week the briefcase holders don't cash in their title shots. Chug if they seemingly forget that they have them.

so you drunk yet

Drink for every retarded Shark Boy segment

Getting there.

YES! More of the Shark Family!

WOOHOOO CIDE ON TV

SHELLLLLYYYY

Drink everytime a person who quit TNA shows up on TV

LOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW KI

1-2 Punch right there, I like that one

Drink for every Senshi kick

Drink everytime Don West says Bizarre

Chug a beer when Tenay and West both shut up

Run-in after the match! Drink

The secret is revealed TONIGHT (read as: in 3 months)

But you'll miss the SECRET!!!

Actually you probably won't.

Drink everytime Lance Hoyt does something gay

drink when tna copies star wars

How can Abyss not know Mitchell was his dad? That makes no sense.

It doesn't sound like his "father" "died" when he was too young to remember.

I can honestly say I didn't see that coming.

How long until Mitchell has another world-shattering (read: boring and/or stolen from Undertaker/Kane) secret to reveal? This is at least the third.

Months? It feels like years Tenay.

Oh ok, Abyss knew. That at least makes sense now.

Drink when there is an actual storyline development with Robert Roode

Peyton Banks and Robert Roode... this show cannot get any better

Legend is right, this iMPACT sucks worse than other iMPACTs

I wanna see Sonjay Dutt go heel and become like, Bollywood Dutt or something. That's the only way I'd find him entertaining

As of right now. This is one of the worse impacts ever, and that's saying something

Drink when there is BALLYHOO

It's not so much that it's horrible (Abyss/James Mitchell nonwithstanding), it just seems like nothing of importance has happened.

I'll puke.

Drink till you pass out when that Strange Wilderness trailer comes on.

Drink for the duration it takes Kevin Nash to get to the ring

BALLYHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Drink when Sonjay does something flippy

Banks is hotter than Brooks

stfu

Drink when The James Gang pollute your TV with shit

Drink everytime you question why they're called VKM

Might as well just chug when they're on TV

Drink when you stare at Velvet Sky and start drooling

This Shark boy segment is a total abortion

Back alley in Mexico with a rusty coat hanger

God Bullet Bob.....WHY

Uhhh.

I would take Brad over Bullet Bob.

Drink when Kip turns on Bullet Bob

God bless him