Official ECW Thread 1/29/08: Watch Chavo Guerrero nap...IN HD!
 

Super Crazy should join in on the nap and CM Punk should interrupt their nap by coming out in a sombrero while carrying some maracas. Punk will then perform for live crowd by doing a Mexican hat dance.

All of this will top The Rock/Mick Foley's "Rock, This Is Your Life!" segment from years ago in ratings.

lol siesta.

You know what would be hilarious? If they actually took the first fifteen minutes and had Chavo just sleeping in the middle of the ring. They could even go to the next segment and have the next match just wrestle around him (Ala the DX strip poker game).

ROFL, I wonder if they confused "siesta" with "fiesta." Sounds stupid, but the writers really might have.

lol siesta

By power of KoOS and High Definition...I now officially label this the "Official" ECW Thread for this week.

Spoilers in black, I guess ECW was taped tonight.

ECW On Sci-Fi (To Air At 10:00 PM EST)

Kane defeats Shelton Benjamin via count out
Shelton walks to the top of the ramp, falls down, and is counted out. Kane gets the victory.

Victoria defeats Kelly Kelly
Leyla and Lena come to ringside and sit during the match. Victoria wins after hitting Widow's peak. The three get in the ring and celebrate afterwards.

Tazz is in the ring with Colin Delaney who is almost completely wrapped in bandages and medical tape. We are shown footage of his beat down from The Great Khali last week. Tonight Colin must face WWE Tag Team Champions The Miz and John Morrison.

John Morrsion & The Miz defeat Colin Delaney
After the squash match, Morrison and The Miz proceed to beat up on Colin. Tommy Dreamer comes out and makes the save.

CM Punk defeats Elijah Burke via pinfall
Punk gets the biggest pop of the night. He wins the match with Go To Sleep.

A preview is shown for ECW Champion CM Punk's Fiesta Celebration later tonight.

Kofi Kingston defeats Echo via pinfall
Kingston hits a spinning heel kick to the head for the victory.

ECW General Manager Armando Estrada comes out with a Mexican band. They show a recorded message from World Heavyweight Champion Edge. He is unable to be at the show tonight because he is at the bed side of Vickie Guerrero after the injuries that she sustained from absorbing the 619 from Rey Mysterio at this past Sunday's Royal Rumble pay-per-view.

CM Punk is disguised as the band's leader. He takes his violin and hits Chavo Guerrero over the head and celebrates with the title as the show goes off the air.

I'm ready for a nap!

Punk was pretending the ECW Title was Maria for a minute.

Punk even gets demoted in the intro.

Where is my siesta dammit?!

THE GOLD JOBBER

Uh oh someone has a "Bring Back Macho Man" sign, I'm surprised it hasn't been taken from them yet.

It looks like I'm alone tonight, but dammit in the words of Shelton Benjamin.

AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NNNNOOOOWWW!

I like Kane's HD stage setup.

And I thought World Champions were not supposed to be a part of the royal rumble match.

Just like I thought the winner got a shot at the title at Wrestlemania and not the PPV before Mania.

Silly Dezi, ECW doesn't have a world champion.

I'm just not understanding why Chavo beats Punk, only to go into the rumble and go on to eliminate Punk. I don't see what the point was of Chavo taking the title. To make me smile, I better get a SIESTA!

Those who walk away, live to fight another day.

And that is the Gold Standards way.

I wouldn't mind if Kelly Kelly posed for Playboy.

Uh oh emo kid is going to cut himself because the Whopper was discontinued.

Here comes Kelly Kelly Kennedy Kennedy.

I'd say why fight? All four can come home with me.

Yes Tazz it would be a good match...Why the hell isn't Victoria on RAW?

Oh. Some whores. I'm glad I took this time to piss and get food.

SEE YA!

LOL that was weak.

COLIN!

lol random Nunzio appearance

I don't know, I think Kelly could be pretty good in the ring if she gets a lot of practice and polishing. I feel like Eve is going to help her out against the other 3 chicks.

Kelly Kennedy Kelly Kennedy can't even dance in rhythm, how the fuck can she string together a decent match?

lol the fans don't care

I wish after the video ended Tazz would just give him a tazzplex.

TELL HIM COLIN!!!

Poochie and Abs vs. Crash Test Dummy

It is way past time for Poochie to return to his home planet.

Colin's saved by the only guy who gets beaten up more than him.

Punk != Sting

Punk/Burke = SWEEET

Hey, it's Elijah Burke. I remember him. It must be months since he jobbed to Punk.

Burke- The most lost man on ECW.

Not a good-looking finisher.

Burke is taking his own siesta.

Burke took that GTS NICE.

That video is symbolic.

The water is the mid-card and the chain is John Cena.

Kofi performed a lot better than he did last week.

ARRIBA!

Saying "six one nineing" in a serious, dramatic manner makes me sad. And possibly dumber.

..Brain. Heard Brain. Yay!

BOBBY HEENAN!

Christmas!

ARRIBA!

EL MATAPUNK

lol Punk should keep that look.

LOOK AT THE STASH!

That's the best ending angle they've done on ECW for like...ever.

I enjoyed that very much.

My name is C.M. Punk. You stole my title. Prepare to die.

Each sentence there will be Punks promos for the next 3 weeks.

I want to kiss the person who came up with that angle.

OLE!

Greatness

<font color=goldenrod>Solid show:

-That ending ruled

-Kofi has promise

-Interested in seeing the development of Tommy Dreamer/Colin Whipwreck</font>

I guess we know what the C.M. stands for now. Casual Mexican Punk

No, Chicago Mariachi Punk.