TNA 1/31
 

"If god were a heel, he'd be in Team 3-D." I am tired of them and want them to go away.

Rock N Rave...wastes of life

Because TNA hates money.

So just having possession of the case gives you a shot

Also I like AJ showing some testicular fortitude

Oh man, Brock in 2002 against Steiner in 1990

As did I.

It still shocks me that after being on TV for the time that they have, AJ has never been a serious threat to the title. The man is the absolute goods for them and the second they get the exposure, he gets lost. Makes zero sense.

It isn't entirely boring and shitty, and doesn't involve poop jokes, so it won't last.

Goddamnit let Bullet Bob stay retired.

Ok BG even sucks against his dad

Gotta push WWE rejects, cmon now

Shelly baby

Because it is run by former WCW heads. In the storm shoot I watched, he talked on how the writers for wcw always made heels into comedy acts, which lead to storm saying. "why the hell does everything have to be a joke? How about making smart booking descions and worry about terrible comedy later"

TOMKO TOMKO TOMKO

To quote Edge, Billy Gunn is like a vacuum, he both sucks and blows

Someone in charge would have to remove their heads from their own asses, and in Jarrett's case, he'd have to remove Dutch Mantel's head also.

not as gay as this whole storyline

He is the only part of this storyline worth two shits

The storyline is terrible, but its also sad how they have made Abyss so one dimensional. I mean I know that his strength is hardcore wrestling, but the guy can go in the ring and have a good match without slicing his body.

God Sharkboy.....horrible

Can Sharkboy please die? Please??

Bionic Blue Neck

I hate TNA

Sharkboy screams originality :|

Nash's fight club:
Rule Number 1
Dont Fight for free

Rule Number 2

YOU DO NOT FIGHT FOR FREE

Kong going to speak? there goes her mystic

I don't think she really is. Didn't they report them hiring someone to be her manager?

I just tuned in. Did I miss anything worth a fuck.

Of course not

If they have her screaming in "Arabic" or a jibberish language pretending to be Arabic :rant: Lets just say this wont end well for Cornelle...

What the shit-fuck is this?

Wow that was a horrible horrible Arabic last sentence. :lol: Like blatantly obvious that its a Russian lady/Jewish lady

No :mad:

Here comes Ashley before she went on survivor.

The version of Kelly Kelly who can work a match

She was supposed to say "Thank you very much" then turns to Kong and says "Let's go". But it was sooo off. Like someone who just learned Arabic/is faking it wouldnt know how to say the "heavy" letters in the "Lets go". She didnt say it right and my 7 year old neice started laughing..

No, its just like random and unneccessary. And I love how some of my friends are trying to decipher it like it was some sort of metaphor. Like how Kong is "Peaceful until provoked" and how thats a symbol for Islam. Idiotic angles like this piss me off about TNA..

You like over stress it, it's hard to explain. Like we have two different types of d. A lightly said d and like an insane solid d. Maybe Triple A can explain it better than I can. BTW thanks for putting up with me BDC :wave:

Please keep the camera off of Don West....forever

Last time I checked he was Palestinian though :wtf:

They keep getting bigger and bigger. But a plus for her, I think they actually moved this week.

Why was that huge chick fondling herself in the middle of the ring?

:'(

...ha, ha?

He's from Michigan but Lebanese descent, so I'm not sure where you got Iran

I love how normal singles matches are usually the 3rd option in TNA.

Ah yes, Joes shitty character with his jobber theme.

Joe loves rocky road(s).

Ok that was pretty sweet, I hope this is leading towards Morgan finally getting in the ring for a match. Knowing TNA though by next week he'll be Joes friend.

That could be it.

That was fucking retarded.

BDC's American. He couldn't tell Iran from India. ;)

Tomko is world champ! yay Tomko!

This push Tomko is getting is unreal.

Oh, right. Tomko isn't champ, because title matches only happen on PPV no matter how many singles matches champions lose. Because interest isn't allowed to happen.

Tomko's finisher's pretty nice.

Tomko is the man.

I constantly ask myself why WWE let him go, then I remember he's a talented big manand it all becomes clear.

wtf, It's been over a month since Velvet Sky has gotten tv time :mad: :rant: