Official RAW thread 2/4/2008: Will He (Hornswoggle) Kiss His Dad’s Ass?
 

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Preview:Will He Kiss His Dad's Ass?


February 4, 2008




It’s often said that everything is bigger in Texas. Tonight on Raw, John Cena's return from injury could be put to two big tests when the Superstars sweep into the state’s capital of Austin.

First, Cena will kick off Raw with an official contract signing for his WWE Championship match at No Way Out with Randy Orton. Last week, "The Champ" sent Orton a painful message with an FU that told the WWE Champion that he was coming to take his title back at No Way Out. The Legend Killer, who put Cena on the shelf to begin with, knows his nemesis is a threat to his reign. Is he plotting some kind of revenge? Is he laying a trap for Cena?

Speaking of tests, poor Hornswoggle will undergo his greatest test in "tough love" tonight. One week after his father, Mr. McMahon, told him he was ashamed of him for his performance in the Royal Rumble, Hornswoggle will be forced to join the first-ever "Kiss My Ass Club" in HD.

In other Raw news, last week, Jeff Hardy made it perfectly clear he has no intention of turning tail and running after having come so close to WWE gold. Just how he will make his presence felt is yet to be seen, especially since he will be one of six competitors in the Elimination Chamber at No Way Out. And how will the rest of the Superstars involved in the Chamber – Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, JBL and Umaga – seek to get an advantage with an opportunity to face the WWE Champion at WrestleMania at stake?

And with another frustratingly close loss to Women’s Champion Beth Phoenix, Mickie James appears to be at her boiling point. What will it take for the Diva to finally score a victory over The Glamazon? And is she prepared to do whatever it takes?
To find out the answers to these questions, tune in to Raw live 9/8 CT on the USA Network.

Oh great, a pointless contract signing and a kiss vince's ass club segment..glad i brought beer tonight. Logic would suggest that as cenas won the rumble, he shouldnt need to sign a contract, but there you go.

They have a contract signing for the Rumble almost every year...?

They did a contract signing after Beniot and Batista won the Rumble too. Nobody complained then.

Fair enough, i still see no reason for it. they're always the same anyway.

Well, to be fair, in both the cases I mentioned, they were pivotal moments in angles leading up to Mania. In this case, it'll probably just be a standard signing, promo, brawl. Or something similar to that.

Its just to keep cena from competing in a match too soon after his injury. Oh and lazy booking.

Man, there really is no justice. Jeff Hardy should be champ right now or at least continuing his hot feud with Orton.

Now Cena's back and jumps right into the picture and HHH is politicking his way into another Cena-HHH main event.

Sad innit? Im stupidly hoping jeff hardy will pull off a shock win at no way out. But im going for an hhh win in tipsters. Btw i just got it confirmed on sky that no way outs free. :)

lol what another kiss my ass segment.

hey... does The Score in Canada still do that retarded 15 minute recap? It makes me unable to post in this thread while watching because everything is 15 minutes behind.

Finally we'll have a reason for the brown on Hornswaggles face.

LOL @ The Kiss My Ass graphic

If he has to kiss his "dad's" ass, does that mean he'll end up kissing Finlay's? :shifty:

So drunk right now, even tho this will be shit, im up for it.

Evening all.

What the fuck is with the audio?

Is that the live audio from the tapings??

LOL wtfs going on, over here the raw videos playing and thres a match going on??

:lol:

Welcome to WCW Monday Night Raw.

what the fucking fuck sky ruining my night

omg massive fuck up!!

Arm Wrestling Contest? Weak

:D they fixed it

I'm thinking there's some kind of 8 or 10 man tag match going on... oh, we're back to normal..

just in time for randys music, phew

:lol: Now there's NO audio!

Look it spins again...

audio fcuks up again

lol

so cenas winning...

Who bets WWE took the time to "enhance" the audio?

Seriously I hate the "you suck" chant, its weak as all hell. "asshole" is so much better, and so is "you suck dick"

I think WWE needs to stick to live broadcasts.

This is taped tonight, right?

:eek::eek:

audio back on

Yes.

You can tell if you hear the normal dubbed-in pop

I think WWE needs to stick to live broadcasts.

This is taped, right?

I thought it was live? says live anyway

Spoiler: Cena wins at NWO, HHH wins the Chamber and Orton uses his rematch clause at WM.

Triple threat: HHH vs Cena vs Orton at WM

God Orton sucks on the mic

Jeff Hardy should pull an HBK by knocking out Cena and sign the contract.

Alright, what clause did Orton's lawyers put in the contract to make SuperCena the underdog?

So tonight's main event involves Shawn Michaels, Jeff Hardy, Snitsky... or maybe that was next weeks show we were hearing at the start.

I'm already bored of smiley Cena

Yeah, definitely some sound sweetening there.

Cena gets a big pop, yet if you look at the audience, they're all sat on their hands.

LOL

Front row sign

Cena + Championship = BS

They're taping two Raws in one night. Therefore, they taped this week's Raw earlier tonight (which is airing now) and are currently still in the arena taping next week's show.

Cmon Cena, you gotta read the contract

lol

wooohooo rko

YES RKO

Yeah audio is messed up...and enhanced

Is Orton gonna kiss Cena?


LOL Arm wrestling match with Mark Henry. That has disaster written all over it

Thats fucking weird. Whats the reason for that?

Rofl. So, they're going to have Cena get fake injured while arm-razzling Sexual Chocolate so the odds at NWO will be huge. I'm going to ignore the thought that Mark Henry is on Smackdown roster . . . I think. I honestly don't know anymore.

Also, nice jump Orton.

Shitty start tonight. Why's Mark Henry on Raw anyway?

Still nice to see cena rko'd

On an international tour next week, think maybe Japan. Cheaper to tape a show in the US than hold a live one, or even tape one, over there.

Ah, stupid international tours, and they wonder why they have so many injuries.

Mark Henry, silverback: because we are supposed to compare black people to apes.

I hope Henry does break it from the socket.

And Kelly Kelly is on Raw?!

OOOOOOOH Kelly Kelly and Mickie?!?!?!

Kelly is hot, but cmon shes horrible at the wrestling

Why is she on my TV on Monday night?

MICKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I fucking knew it. A womans match next. Btw wtf is an ecw person doing on raw??? ffs they might aswell end the roster split.

The brand-split exists in whatever incarnation is most convienient for the WWE at the time. I try to get used to it.

Kelly has nice boobs. Mickie James is legitimately more attractive.

MIIIIICKIIIIEEE!

So that's Mark Henry, and now Kelly Kelly, on Raw? Why does the brand split always go out the window in the lead up to WrestleMania, yet they still expect inter-brand matches to draw at the show itself.

Mickie either just got the pop of the night, or the sound is SUPER-sweetened on this taped show.

Oh and now its victoria...this makes no sense.

Victoria and Beth....good team right there

There's a roster split???

If Jericho gets a pop like his debut in 1998 in Chicago, then we will know it is sweetened

.....did Kelly just do a victory roll?

Kelly Kelly is doing sweet tonight

Two dykes vs Trish Stratus and an idiot.

There's a roster split???

Not anymore i guess.

Mickie's thong!

GUILLOTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets go mickie...lets go mickie...

Nice submission Mickie

DUDE I HOPE MICKIE IS OK....



HOLY SHIT AT RUNNING DDT

MICKIE WINS A MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!

That's harsh.


True......but harsh

Pls mickie v beth at wrestlemania!!!

MICKIE WINS!

Mickie is smoking. Indeed JR.

LOL

Did they just randomly cut off Regal

RANDOM CUTAWAY!

Hmph I wish.

Somebody is getting fired over tonight's RAW

WWE.com has confirmed Lashley's through.

Did they just cut to commercials mid segment? This show has been a mess so far.

One day Victoria will pull a "Regal vs. Goldberg" on one of these bimbos and it will be hilarious.

Splaya, i thought that also.

Hmmm... what is different about WWE this week compared to last week that we can pinpoint as the reason for this fucked up Raw so far???

Come back, Dave Lasagna, all is forgiven.