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BigDaddyCool 02-06-2008 01:39 PM

Alright guys...I have a proposal.
 
We need to buy TNA and make it watchable. I'm sure even Alienoid's booking would be better than current TNA booking. Seriously, anything would be better. We could possibly even step away from crappy cluster fuck matches that solve nothing.

Innovator 02-06-2008 01:43 PM

I have a couple grand and a diet coke, I think that could do it

BigDaddyCool 02-06-2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PlaxInno Burress (Post 2036466)
I have a couple grand and a diet coke, I think that could do it

That is enough for Joe's McDonald's tab.

Innovator 02-06-2008 01:50 PM

Yeah, it wouldn't even cover Kurt's roid habits

Chavo Classic 02-06-2008 01:54 PM

Buy CZW instead. We'll have change from a nickel.

And Ooh don't poo-poo a nickel, guys. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel, with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds.

TerranRich 02-06-2008 01:57 PM

I got $143. Can we at least buy Karen Angle? :naughty:

Innovator 02-06-2008 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerranRich (Post 2036480)
I got $143. Can we at least buy Karen Angle? :naughty:

If those are all singles, we got a chance

Rob 02-06-2008 02:00 PM

I wouldn't waste £5 on TNA.

Fox 02-06-2008 02:21 PM

I think you mean "PROposal," BDC.

And this is all for naught anyways. Why not just use a fraction of that money to hire a hitman to assasinate Jeff Jarrett and Vince Russo? Then we'll use the rest for beer cause it will most definitely be party time.

Kane Knight 02-06-2008 02:41 PM

Maybe we should just buy our own promotion.

It'd be faster, cheaper, and we wouldn't have to waste time firing Joe, the writers, and Jeff Jarrett.

Londoner 02-06-2008 02:41 PM

And this is all for naught anyways. Why not just use a fraction of that money to hire a hitman to assasinate Jeff Jarrett and Vince Russo? Then we'll use the rest for beer cause it will most definitely be party time.

I like that idea.

Mercury Bullet 02-06-2008 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2036524)
Maybe we should just buy our own promotion.

It'd be faster, cheaper, and we wouldn't have to waste time firing Joe, the writers, and Jeff Jarrett.

:y:

Yeh I'm with this plan. There is going to be WAY too much clean up with TNA, we'd be better off starting from scratch.

LoDownM 02-06-2008 03:30 PM

If we buy TNA i'm just gonna kidnap Velvet Sky and disappear.

Dave Youell 02-06-2008 03:40 PM

Can I be X Division champ when it's bought?

BigDaddyCool 02-06-2008 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Youell (Post 2036603)
Can I be X Division champ when it's bought?

Sure...who is current x-division champion?

Innovator 02-06-2008 04:24 PM

Either the Blackcho Man or the Mime following the Dudleyz

JT 02-06-2008 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2036524)
Maybe we should just buy our own promotion.

It'd be faster, cheaper, and we wouldn't have to waste time firing Joe, the writers, and Jeff Jarrett.

You know, I realize your joking...but I'm willing to give this some serious thought if other around here are willing to. :y:

Kane Knight 02-06-2008 06:05 PM

It wasn't so much a joke as an Ät least this would be more practical" comment.

NeanderCarl 02-06-2008 06:07 PM

The People's Wrestling Federation

TPWF

I like it.

I want the colour commentator gig.

Londoner 02-06-2008 06:13 PM

TPWF! TPWF! TPWF!

yeah sounds good.

NeanderCarl 02-06-2008 06:16 PM

The chants would not doubt be abbreviated to "TPDub! TPDub! TPDub!"

Londoner 02-06-2008 06:18 PM

Yeah, was thinking that.

NeanderCarl 02-06-2008 06:22 PM

Although I hate "promotion marks" who chant the name of the company. If I were a promoter, I'd rather them chant the names of the guys in the ring... show they're actually paying attention and emotionally invested in the match, not just pushing an agenda. Although the company should be bigger than the sum of its parts, it is the names on the card that should, when established, be drawing the house... not simply the name of the promotion. Not unless you're still sipping on ECW kool-aid.

FourFifty 02-06-2008 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerranRich (Post 2036480)
I got $143. Can we at least buy Karen Angle? :naughty:

I'd be good with just renting her.

Kane Knight 02-06-2008 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl (Post 2036771)
The People's Wrestling Federation

TPWF

I like it.

I want the colour commentator gig.

:rant::rant::rant:

NeanderCarl 02-06-2008 06:30 PM

What would the TV show be called?

How bout "TPWF MAKE IT or BREAK IT" as the flagship PPV, the most INNOVATIVE event where anything but a great performance would be UNACCEPTABLE.

NeanderCarl 02-06-2008 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2036807)
:rant::rant::rant:

Hmmmph, I called it!

As a concession, how bout a three man team? But I'm on heel duty!

What's Schiavone up to nowadays?

Kane Knight 02-06-2008 06:38 PM

Nah. I can do play by play and introduce useless facts into the show.

Londoner 02-06-2008 06:40 PM

Ill book the show itsself, and it would no doubt overtake raw in the ratings.

NeanderCarl 02-06-2008 06:42 PM

What a start.

TPWF already has an announce team, of Kane Knight on play-by-play and NeoC on color... a writing team of TL and Alienoid... and we can rent Karen Angle.

Lads... we got a show!

KYR 02-06-2008 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl (Post 2036810)
Hmmmph, I called it!

As a concession, how bout a three man team? But I'm on heel duty!

What's Schiavone up to nowadays?

Dibs on the third spot. However, would have preferred to be in the heel seat. Otherwise, I'll take the Heel GM role.

NeanderCarl 02-06-2008 06:43 PM

Maybe we can hire Triple A to run TPWF.com.... and Matt Boone as a reporter.

NeanderCarl 02-06-2008 06:44 PM

Sorry, did I say "reporter"? I meant "cunt".

NeanderCarl 02-06-2008 06:47 PM

We need Divas... applicants should state their interest on this thread, accompanied by provocative photos. :D

NeanderCarl 02-06-2008 06:49 PM

Better not install Alienoid as head booker though... I'm not convinced Doug Basham is the guy to build the TPWF around :lol:

Evil Vito 02-06-2008 06:49 PM

<font color=goldenrod>I'm in...at only 5'7" and like 170 lbs I call first dibs at the Cruiserweight/X Title</font>

NeanderCarl 02-06-2008 06:50 PM

See....? I'm already preparing for my colour commentator role by speaking in soundbites!

Or readbites, if you will.

Mike the Metal Ed 02-06-2008 06:58 PM

Token British interviewer here.

NeanderCarl 02-06-2008 06:59 PM

Lord Michael Metaled Esq.

NeanderCarl 02-06-2008 07:00 PM

I used to spend a lot of time in Leicester... hmm, I don't think nobility is the way to go :lol:

No offence.

Londoner 02-06-2008 07:01 PM

Carl im headbooker so no worries there. ;)

NeanderCarl 02-06-2008 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TL (Post 2036847)
Carl im headbooker so no worries there. ;)

You keep that 'Noid in line, you hear me!?

Else he'll be TPWF's answer to Vince Russo.

Mike the Metal Ed 02-06-2008 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl (Post 2036846)
I used to spend a lot of time in Leicester... hmm, I don't think nobility is the way to go :lol:

No offence.

I'm from LeicesterSHIRE, the county folk talk more proper. :cool:

Londoner 02-06-2008 07:04 PM

No problem, Basham(and any other bizarre wrestlers alienoid comes up with) aint getting near any title with me around!!!

NeanderCarl 02-06-2008 07:08 PM

Come up with lots of daft gimmicks I can make fun of, a la Bobby Heenan

Londoner 02-06-2008 07:10 PM

Lets hire matt boone and make a daft gimmick for him.

Kane Knight 02-06-2008 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TL (Post 2036853)
No problem, Basham(and any other bizarre wrestlers alienoid comes up with) aint getting near any title with me around!!!

I dunno. The Bashams as tag team champs isn't bad.

Kane Knight 02-06-2008 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TL (Post 2036858)
Lets hire matt boone and make a daft gimmick for him.

I'm going to feed him false information!

KYR 02-06-2008 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TL (Post 2036858)
Lets hire matt boone and continue his daft gimmick for him.


KYR 02-06-2008 07:23 PM

<< NeanderCarl nipple slips - click here. Also TL is Hornswoggle's real dad, 100% confirmed. SHOCKING!!!>>

Londoner 02-06-2008 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2036860)
I dunno. The Bashams as tag team champs isn't bad.

Was mainly referring to singles titles. :cool: Though even as tag champs they bored me, they were only entertaining as heymans security. *writes down idea*

loopydate 02-06-2008 07:29 PM

I want to be a heel manager. "Unruly" Pat Dooley

loopydate 02-06-2008 07:29 PM

... :shifty:

Kane Knight 02-06-2008 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Know Your Role (Post 2036863)
<< NeanderCarl nipple slips - click here. Also TL is Hornswoggle's real dad, 100% confirmed. SHOCKING!!!>>

<<D-X to reform in TPWF? Which commentator is posing for Playboy? Click here!!!!!!!>>

thecc 02-06-2008 08:14 PM

Senior Ref right here..

SammyG 02-06-2008 08:16 PM

BOBBY KNIGHT WILL SAVE_TNA

JT 02-06-2008 09:00 PM

Well again, if anyone is serious, I'll take it serious....seriously. :)

Anyway, here is a few things needed to be considered in a budget...

<strong>EXPENSES:</strong>

Wrestling Ring (prices from HighSpot.com):
16' Rings - $4,000
18' Rings - $4,500
6-Sided Ring - $7,500 (don't want it, but think it's funny it's more expensive and sucks)

Location:
Hall- I tend to notice them go for $500-$3000
Arena (at least a small one)- I don't know...guessing rental is $10,000 at the lowest

...this is also on top of licences and permits needed to hold said wrestling event. I'm looking for a wrestling friend to give me some info on the prices, but I'm taking a rough guess at $50-$100 each right now (don't know how off I am).

Talent:
I know some of you boys are wrestlers, so you have to fill in the blanks here. I'm guessing wrestlers will cost from $5-$1000 (depending on status). As for the rest of you, I expect you'll, I don't know how much it would be for regular pay.

Equipment:
No fireworks or etc. If we want cameras though, I'd say we'd either pull our resources together. Editting, Dubbing, etc is no problem.Neither is graphics.

Belts:
Plastic Replica: $12
Official Replica: $200-$400
CustomL $700-$1500

Advertising:
TV: Don't know...guessing between $100-$200 for one spot on cable.
Radio: Not a clue...I say we just get CanadianCrippla to give a guy a blowjob in exchange for airtime.
Flyers: Almost any business around here seems to help advertise wrestling events. I'm guessing businesses are just happy to help. Though might be being paid as well.


<strong>PROFIT:</strong>

Depends on what we make money on. Most likely most revenue would come from attendence at events. Depending on how much we charge (estimating between $12-$25), a full attendence can bring in between $2,500 and and $10,000 (this is thinking small scall though, could be bigger depending on size and hype of event.

---------------------------

Don't take my figures too seriously though, as I looked up some, others were guesses and estimates. Some numbers could be much lower or much higher than I stated.

I would say, in all seriousness...it is to an extent possible to REALLY throw on a show. Though it would probably be a smart move as a small scale, or at least have it a one time thing where we can hold an event 1 Day or 3 Days, and have a tournament than a yearly promotion.

Also we would need to raise the funds in order to create such an event, decided on a leader, and decide on a location of said promotion (seeing as the people of these forums live in different continents, much less different countires). However, this is just me giving some real input on the subject...it all depends on how you guys really feel about it.

Mr. Nerfect 02-07-2008 12:36 AM

I'd be best as a commentator, either play-by-play or colour as a sleazy heel who takes the heel side. I also would not make a bad manager or even a referee. I could also write the shows, because believe it or not I'm not all for putting the top title on Doug Basham. Original misconceptions that became taken as lore after a while.

Also, a promotion run by TPWW would fail badly. My observations on most guys around here is that while they are not idiots, they think they are smarter than they actually are, and can't see past their own image of the company. BDC would want some useless hoss at the top, KK would skip over a lot of possible talent because he personally sees nothing in them, etc. I cannot think of enough open minded people on here that could justify a joint-run promotion.

El Fangel 02-07-2008 12:42 AM

This sounds awesome

*Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap*


El Fangel 02-07-2008 12:43 AM

I would seriously want to be a writer, for the show.

Destor 02-07-2008 12:55 AM

The company would be built around me obviously.

El Fangel 02-07-2008 12:59 AM

Oh totally, you and the other dudes on here who wrestle would definatly be HHH ish to the new feddie.

El Fangel 02-07-2008 01:00 AM

Dibs on burying Jarrett in jobber hell.

Destor 02-07-2008 01:03 AM

I vote Noid into a booking position, but all of his ideas must go through a rigorous clearance process.

El Fangel 02-07-2008 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destor (Post 2037240)
I vote Noid into a booking position, but all of his ideas must go through a rigorous clearance process.

You know he will cry when you reject the Val Venis overlord storyline right?

Mercury Bullet 02-07-2008 01:54 AM

Boone should be the backstage reporter and at totally random moments throughout the show it would just cut to him. He would then spew out a bogus headline and then it would cut right back to where we left off.

Mercury Bullet 02-07-2008 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destor (Post 2037240)
I vote Noid into a booking position, but all of his ideas must go through a rigorous clearance process.

Like how TNA currently reigns-in Russo? I could see the fans complaining and chanting "Noid Sucks" or "Fire Noid" and then we can hold a press conference and be like, "But Alienoid isn't even writing this!". :shifty:

FourFifty 02-07-2008 02:08 AM

I wanna be in charge of the fucking cotton candy!



That was funny when the 4 year old said it at my work today.

El Fangel 02-07-2008 02:13 AM

Oh shit, I want to ring the bell and be in on a screwjob.

Put Jarret over Des for the Championship

NeanderCarl 02-07-2008 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JT Kool (Post 2036960)
Well again, if anyone is serious, I'll take it serious....seriously. :)

Anyway, here is a few things needed to be considered in a budget...

<strong>EXPENSES:</strong>

Wrestling Ring (prices from HighSpot.com):
16' Rings - $4,000
18' Rings - $4,500
6-Sided Ring - $7,500 (don't want it, but think it's funny it's more expensive and sucks)

Location:
Hall- I tend to notice them go for $500-$3000
Arena (at least a small one)- I don't know...guessing rental is $10,000 at the lowest

...this is also on top of licences and permits needed to hold said wrestling event. I'm looking for a wrestling friend to give me some info on the prices, but I'm taking a rough guess at $50-$100 each right now (don't know how off I am).

Talent:
I know some of you boys are wrestlers, so you have to fill in the blanks here. I'm guessing wrestlers will cost from $5-$1000 (depending on status). As for the rest of you, I expect you'll, I don't know how much it would be for regular pay.

Equipment:
No fireworks or etc. If we want cameras though, I'd say we'd either pull our resources together. Editting, Dubbing, etc is no problem.Neither is graphics.

Belts:
Plastic Replica: $12
Official Replica: $200-$400
CustomL $700-$1500

Advertising:
TV: Don't know...guessing between $100-$200 for one spot on cable.
Radio: Not a clue...I say we just get CanadianCrippla to give a guy a blowjob in exchange for airtime.
Flyers: Almost any business around here seems to help advertise wrestling events. I'm guessing businesses are just happy to help. Though might be being paid as well.


<strong>PROFIT:</strong>

Depends on what we make money on. Most likely most revenue would come from attendence at events. Depending on how much we charge (estimating between $12-$25), a full attendence can bring in between $2,500 and and $10,000 (this is thinking small scall though, could be bigger depending on size and hype of event.

---------------------------

Don't take my figures too seriously though, as I looked up some, others were guesses and estimates. Some numbers could be much lower or much higher than I stated.

I would say, in all seriousness...it is to an extent possible to REALLY throw on a show. Though it would probably be a smart move as a small scale, or at least have it a one time thing where we can hold an event 1 Day or 3 Days, and have a tournament than a yearly promotion.

Also we would need to raise the funds in order to create such an event, decided on a leader, and decide on a location of said promotion (seeing as the people of these forums live in different continents, much less different countires). However, this is just me giving some real input on the subject...it all depends on how you guys really feel about it.

Don't SPOIL things by being realistic. Jeez!

El Fangel 02-07-2008 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl (Post 2037521)
Don't SPOIL things by being realistic. Jeez!

ITS STILL FAKE TO ME DAMMIT

TerranRich 02-07-2008 08:49 AM

You fucks. I came up with "TPWF" like 3 years ago. Only it was a Smackdown vs. RAW online tournament thingie.

But yeah I love this idea. I'm serious. I can do the website for TPWF. And lo, it would be awesome.

Dave Youell 02-07-2008 09:13 AM

JT I can get most of that for next to nothing, including a lighting rig and a decent amp for music

DaveBrawl 02-07-2008 09:21 AM

I can join in the fued with Abyss. :shifty:

NeanderCarl 02-07-2008 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superbrawl83 (Post 2037643)
I can join in the fued with Abyss. :shifty:

Abyss has already agreed terms to join the TPWF... but shhhh! It's a secret.

Dave Youell 02-07-2008 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl (Post 2037682)
Abyss has already agreed terms to join the TPWF... but shhhh! It's a secret.

TL/Noid we need at least 7 secrets that can be revealed about Abyss within the first year

Suggestions:

Abyss used to work in a cornershop serving sweets
Abyss once owned a Toyota
Abyss knows the difference between butter and I can't believe it's not butter

Innovator 02-07-2008 10:23 AM

Abyss was the shooter on the grassy knoll

Dave Youell 02-07-2008 10:35 AM

That's the stuff

Abyss faked the moon landing

And arranged 9/11

Londoner 02-07-2008 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Youell (Post 2037685)
TL/Noid we need at least 7 secrets that can be revealed about Abyss within the first year

Suggestions:

Abyss used to work in a cornershop serving sweets
Abyss once owned a Toyota
Abyss knows the difference between butter and I can't believe it's not butter

lmao@the last one.:lol:

JT 02-07-2008 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superbrawl83 (Post 2037643)
I can join in the fued with Abyss. :shifty:

Holy shit...a Superbrawl83 post!:D

JT 02-07-2008 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl (Post 2037682)
Abyss has already agreed terms to join the TPWF... but shhhh! It's a secret.

Pshhhh...who's gonna know. :roll:

***Opens up email window to Pro-Wrestling Illustrated. :shifty: ***

TerranRich 02-07-2008 10:45 AM

Abyss used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Abyss once hosted the Grammy's, and gave every award to Corey Hart.

Abyss framed Roger Rabbit.

JT 02-07-2008 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Youell (Post 2037636)
JT I can get most of that for next to nothing, including a lighting rig and a decent amp for music

Out of curiousity though, you know how much permits and etc cost?

DaveBrawl 02-07-2008 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Youell (Post 2037685)
Abyss once owned a Toyota

I was the salesman and knowingly sold him a lemon. *Evil laugh*

I'm also his third cousin twice removed. *More evil laughter*

Innovator 02-07-2008 10:55 AM

Abyss was a steel town girl on a Saturday night looking for the fight of his life

Abyss did it all for the Rock

Abyss is two midgets on a Trench coat

Londoner 02-07-2008 11:07 AM

Abyss screwed bret hart...vince had nothing to do with it!

NeanderCarl 02-07-2008 11:11 AM

Abyss shot JR Ewing... and Mr Burns

Abyss knocked up Juno

Abyss killed the Black Dahlia

Abyss is brought to you by the letter "S"

DaveBrawl 02-07-2008 11:31 AM

Abyss is Tiger Woods

DaveBrawl 02-07-2008 11:34 AM

Abyss shot JR and Patrick Ewing

Londoner 02-07-2008 11:37 AM

Abyss really has no secrets at all.(that would be shocking..)

Dave Youell 02-08-2008 04:21 AM

Wow, Abyss Facts > Chuck Norris Facts

I've started something here!

Dave Youell 02-08-2008 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JT Kool (Post 2037712)
Out of curiousity though, you know how much permits and etc cost?

In the UK, you don't need to have a permit so to speak, but you must carry public liability insurance to cover any mishaps

For a UK wrestling company over a year you are looking at around £450 ($900)

Probably different in the US

El Fangel 02-08-2008 04:23 AM

Jesus, what happened in here.

Abyss screwed up everyones mind.

Dave Youell 02-08-2008 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fallen Angel (Post 2039071)
Jesus, what happened in here.

Abyss screwed up everyones mind.

We are planning for future angles here :roll:

El Fangel 02-08-2008 04:32 AM

Abyss is planning future angles as the HHH of TCWF.

NYDon 02-08-2008 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 2036461)
We need to buy TNA and make it watchable. I'm sure even Alienoid's booking would be better than current TNA booking. Seriously, anything would be better. We could possibly even step away from crappy cluster fuck matches that solve nothing.

There's a fortune in this business

Londoner 02-08-2008 06:43 AM

Abyss is really chuck norris.

NeanderCarl 02-08-2008 08:14 AM

Boom boom.

DaveBrawl 02-08-2008 09:07 AM

I say TNA books Abyss vs. Chuck Norris as it's Lockdown main event. I'd buy it.

.44 Magdalene 02-08-2008 09:12 AM

Abyss knows a wrong way to eat a Reese's
Abyss! Is! SPARTAAAA!
Abyss let the dogs out
Abyss has a little Captain in him
Abyss eats shit like you for breakfast
Abyss loves the rich, chocolatey taste of Ovaltine
Abyss can dance if he wants to, he can leave his cares behind
Abyss knows the score
Abyss is on the trolley
Abyss, Abyss, Abyss is on fire
Abyss shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
Abyss can stop the rock
Abyss will break your heart
Abyss stole that guy's pizza

I'm spent


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