Movies so awful that they are great
 

Give me a list of movies so awful they were great. Preferably shitty movies on the sci-fi channel or cheesy 80's movies in general.

Critters I & II
Dolls
Riki Oh

There are soooooo many really bad horror movies..

Jason X
Commando

Not the 80s but...

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Gingerdead Man - Gary Busey stars as a killer gingerbread man and adlibs the entire script.

Kazaam - Shaq stars as a rapping genie, and almost everything he says in the first half of the movie rhymes. He also tells Salt-N-Pepa "Let's Green Egg and Ham It"

Dollman vs. Demonic Toys - A 12 inch man and a shrunken prostitute square off against killer toys

Mandroid - An android controlled by a guy with electrodes or something takes over Russia or something dumb

Santa Slay - Bill Goldberg stars as Santa who kills people

The Fast and The Furious - Horrible acting, hilarious lines and really bad and obvious product placement. "You can have any brew you want, as long as it's a Corona."

Junior - Arnold is pregnant, come on

The Gate - I haven't seen this yet but I have it on VHS and hear it's amazing

Santa With Muscles - Hulk Hogan hits his head, gets amnesia and thinks he's Santa

Leprechaun: Back To The Hood - The title says it all

Leprechaun in Vegas - The title says it all

Bad Channels - Some alien guy shrinks women so they can play an intergalactic dating game

Remote - Really bad ripoff of Home Alone featuring the fat catcher from Angels In The Outfield and a black kid named Jamal

Going Bananas - Dom DeLuise and a midget dressed as a monkey

No Holds Barred - Hogan vs. Zeus in one of the worst movies ever

Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo - Yes, I saw it. I mention it for the first scene where mutant dolphins attack the elderly. The rest is obviously forgettable.

Any Ernest movie, though in particular Goes To Jail or Scared Stupid

Killer Klowns From Outer Space - I guess it is supposed to be funny though

Lawnmower Man 2 - Actually, this is just really bad. It's not great at all.

That's all I can think of right now, but yeah, I love watching bad movies.

I forgot about Dollman vs. Demonic Toys..

:love:

Also Killer Clown From Outer Space is f'n IMMENSE..

I still need to see Puppetmaster vs. Demonic Toys, starring Corey Feldman

I caught it on Sci Fi one late night..

Rocky III
Rocky IV
Rocky V


I consier I to be brilliant and II to be good, but those three are just plain terrible, but like still maximo entertainment

What??

Drago=ratings

Hell most Arnie/Sly/Chuck/JeanClaude/Segal films are terrible but awesome at the same time

Yeah come on. Rocky IV is the best. It has Drago, the robot thing, the really gay Apollo/Rocky montage, Bridget Nielsen and plus Rocky beating the Russian ends the fucking Cold War.

Exactly its so awful its great, christ you guys, come on now

I didn't see the part where you said "still maximo entertainment"

Yeah I can see how you'd just not see that seeing as how its all the way on the other side of that sentence

:heart: Treach

The Guardian w/ Costner and Kutcher

I worked on that..

:o

Street Fighter the movie.

Troll
Troll II (note this "sequel" doesn't actually have anything to do with the first one, better yet it doesn't have a troll in it)
D.C. Cab
Pootie Tang (although I'd argue it isn't awful)
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
Robot Monster
Any Ed Wood movie
Blacula
Flesh Gordon
Leprechaun 4 In Space
Man With The Screaming Brain (although it was meant to be so awful it is great, did it on purpose)
Pink Flamingos
They Live
Womens Prison Massacre

The man With the Screaming Brain is awesome simply due to Bruce Campbell being awesome..

Pootie Tang doesn't count, either.

My friend who is the biggest bad, B-horror, C-horror movie buff I've ever met, claims that this is the greatest "bad movie" ever made...

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It helped that Bernie looked the spitting image of my old history teacher.

Delta force 4
Hills have eyes

Santa Slay
Jason X

Cheerleader Ninjas.

Jason X
Any Childs Play movie.

Oh come on. The first Child's Play was good. I liked the second third and Bride, but not because they were terrible. Maybe for some cheese, and mostly nostalgia, but they're not all that bad.

Seed of Chucky was too bad to even be awesomely bad.

i stand by Childs Play. For myself, who loves horror, i could not stand them, especially after the way the video store raved about them for months, BIG LETDOWN

I don't really see how Jason X falls into the "...that they are great" part of this prerequisite

Snakes on a Plane.

As a movie it is bad, but it became one of my favorite movies.

Weekend At Bernie's 1 and 2 are both greatness. Jonathan Silverman :heart:

thats true, i withdraw it from my list and put it on the "Movies so awful" list

Mommie Dearest! Greatest crap movie ever! "NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!"
To this day when I'm talking to mymom and I'm giving her shit at the end I'll say "I love you mommie dearest" to quote that movie.
God, fucking horrible movie, but oh my god it's great!

So many unreal movies named in here.

Rocky III, IV, V
Batman
No Holds Barred
Ernest Goes To Jail
Baseketball

COME ON

Rocky 3 was awesome

Snakes on a Plane was terrible but great.

Definitely Snakes on a Plane

Pinocchio's Revenge

Best comedy ever.

I'm disgusted that Rocky III and IV have been mentioned among these other movies.

I don't think any movie beats this in this category.

Street Fighter

Snakes On A Plane & MacGruber immediately come to mind....

I watched a movie last night on Hulu it had will ferrel in it. I forgot the title but he was kicked out of his house and his living room was his front lawn was kinda funny lul

Everything Must Go

Lol yes that movie was great I love will ferrel . Stepbrothers my fav movie ever. Jersey shore my fav TV show tho

i know it's not a movie but "so awful it's great' reminds me of this:

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No Holds Barred because it has the most unrealistic scene in any movie: Tiny Lister beating Stan Hansen in a fight.

Riki Oh is glorious, as well.

I will have to add one that hasn't been mentioned: See No Evil. Seriously, A chick screamed "Let Me Go!" while she was hanging 15 stories up by a rope in the clutches of the killer. I was watching this thinking "You can't be this fucking stupid!" Then going "Let her Go! Let her go! Let her Go!" And cheering when it happened.

"Repo Jake"

With a title like that you know it's going to be good.
Dan Haggarty of Grizzly Adams fame stars as an overweight, sweaty badass who repossesses your shit if you fall behind in payment or just piss him off.
I own it and I consider it an exercise in how not to make a movie. There's a scene where he throws a guy through a window, it cuts and magically the window has grown back only now it has tape down the cracks.

Genius.

I seen Pink Flamingos when I was prolly 16. That was a mistake, f'ed me up pretty good. Wasn't ready emotionally for the man eating dog shit. And you can't. teach. that

John Waters is a fucking idiot

Anything made by Trouma

They are not unintentionally bad films. They are deliberately made as low budget cult films that give a huge wink to camera.
Troma is it's own entity entirely and their films are labours of love.
Troma films don't belong in this thread at all.

Troma has had a lot of hugely talented staff. James Gunn wrote Tromeo and Juliet for example.
They might be real life cartoons but the Troma films hold up brilliantly.

Seanny One Ball is so much better than half the regulars here right now.

Monsturd

Catwoman

Fools Gold

Faster with The Rock and Billy Bob Thornton is amazingly bad. Thornton's last line is a joyous ode to unnecessary dialogue. "I made my own Hell..."

Nude Nuns With Big Guns - self-explanatory

Is that a Russ Meyer joint or just an incredibly named soft porno?

Is Eric Balfour in that?

It looks a lot like the sort of thing you see Eric Balfour appear in for his pocket money.