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OFFICIAL!!! iMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!! THREAD!!!!!! MRJL!!! APPROVED!!!
Well, I'm bored tonight and I think I'm going to give TNA a watch, though I usually end up turning the channel after about 5 minutes. Anywho, post you're thoughts on the show in HURR!
Also, when does iMPACT! start? ----- I'm guessing the pre-show run-down includes mentions of stupid skits with their talented wrestlers, short matches with never was wrestlers and washed up has beens putting themselves over in half-assed promos with some relation to one retarded angle or another. |
Are those extra exclamation marks BDC approved?
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Me and BDC don't run in the same crowd. He's KLIQ.. I'm Hart Family
sooo... you see the problem there |
Well, then, OBVIOUSLY this isn't the official Impact thread.
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Its gonna be great i think although i cant watch it till saturday over here,cause did you know Vince Russo is the best creative genius in wrestling ever??:shifty:
Sorry i let Angle delude me there for a sec. |
Adrenaline Rush Adrenaline Rush
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Also Mr. JL, you know Xero is k4l.
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Adrenaline Rush! Adrenaline Rush!
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TNA's on tonight?
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On a side note, what is up with JL, TL, JH and the like. You know you guys can have more than 2 letters in your screen name, right?
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TNA!
WE ARE SHIT |
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Though the prospect of taking down John Cena is inticing... |
Liquid Steak
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Wow, this promo sucks.
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Plus, it isn't like Hart and Kliq hasn't teamed up before...Justin Credible & Lance Storm, ring a bell?
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Get the camera off Roode and back on Ms. Banks's mamajamas
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I thought it was a good promo.
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... but the must have Mr. Ms. or Mrs. before those two letters also
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All this Rhoode might put me to sleep.
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Why is Roode and Jay Lethal teaming up? I thought they are trying to build both? Their booking sucks.
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Why hasn't TNA tryed that yet? |
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What is the point of having Christan v Judas? That match makes no sence, they have nothing to do with each other, and neither can afford to lose to the other right now.
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Angle looks like one of the Bushwhackers in that graphic.
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ass in a sling?
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Nice Aerosmith knock off there. TNA you suck.
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I liek Traci's new song
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Well the song they rip off
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If TNA was a person, I would throw half a milkshake at them.
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Total nonstop ass.
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I like Kong and all but the billing makes no since. A black woman, hailing from Japan (not any city in paticular, but all of Japan) who has a camel jo...Arab (sorry Crossrine) as a manager. None of that adds up.
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Airborne? Is that seriously a metal band? Cause I take Airborne to get over the cold.
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African Female Joe
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ODB is such a man
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ODB should never be allowed a mic again. And seriously both matches of the night have had interference before the fucking start. What the hell?
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Its tna, what did you expect BDC?
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Russo: Starts and clean finishes are over rated
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Kong does a better Batista Bomb than Dave.
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...is that really how Booker runs?
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Hahahaha I love JB chasing both Roode and Booker
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And wait, how the hell can JB run like that with a neckbrace?
I need a drink. |
Bookers runs like he's saddle sore
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I'll be tuning in at ten, like usual.
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What is the point of JB chasing Roode too? Payton Banks didn't seem to be in any trouble, in fact she was the cause of the trouble. She is fine.
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You haven't missed much so far, no worries
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Russo is a moron.
Not according to Angle, Russo's a genius. I take Angles word for it, he is incredibly sane after all. |
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It's been 20 varying minutes of Robert Roode and Peyton Banks, really.
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Which, I don't mind a show focused on those two.
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Did Scott Steiner just call it the "Activision Title"? Ugh, wait, that means Lance Hoyt is the #1 Contender.
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Cornette: Case vs. case
Steiner: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!! MUSCLE MILK!!!!!!!!!!!! |
They are still fucking around with this feast or fired crap? And didn't they already have like 3 matches for the brief cases?
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behold russo in all his glory.........
RAT ON A POLE |
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Hey you know what will increase ratings? A rat on a pole match.
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LO FN L
RAT ON A POLE MATCH |
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Russo sure does like his pole matches.
Next week on Impact: RATINGS ON A POLE MATCH (spoiler: nobody wins) |
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wtf is a rat on a pole match
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That wicked darkness falls weapon? Seriously it is a piece of crap, mail order, replic fake weapon.
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Yeah it was a deal or no deal angle when Steiner switched the cases
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Pieces of crap to tna = gold
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Russo: Good booking=overrated.
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when ever they want to, just like MitB
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I think BG James cashed his in, him and Bullet Bob are facing Tomko and Styles at Against All Odds.
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lol.. mouse trap!
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Sad thing is, they'll probably win.
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This match makes no sence.
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Not to mention wasting the talents of AJ by putting him into such a match.
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Yes, record lows.
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RATINGS RECORD! WOOO 1.2!!
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Not in the script
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Whats happened on this show so far then? Seems as crazy/stupid as ever its laughable. Really laughable.
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In TNA, possession is 11/10ths of the law.
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Artic fox? That is a rat, moron.
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