"ECW" Thread 3/11: Big Floppo Stretchmark ManBoobs vs. PUNK
 

WWE.com has learned that ECW General Manager Armando Estrada will make a major announcement regarding WrestleMania and the Land of the Extreme, live tonight on ECW on Sci Fi. What could the cunning ECW dictator have in store for his brand? How will his announcement affect the ECW Championship bearing "Mexican Warrior" and the entire sports-entertainment landscape?

WWE Tag Team Champions John Morrison & The Miz successfully defended their titles against Tommy Dreamer & Colin Delaney on the last ECW. Still, the duo of the ECW Original and the young Superstar proved to know the formula to defeating the WWE Tag Team Champions a week earlier. When they face the titleholders again next week, will they be able to come out on top? With the match being Extreme Rules, Dreamer & Delaney certainly have the advantage, thanks to Dreamer’s experience in the Land of the Extreme.

Speaking of titles, CM Punk failed to capture the ECW Championship from Chavo Guerrero last week. Despite the loss, the Straightedge Superstar is set to get back on-track toward championship gold this week as he competes in a Money in the Bank Qualifying Match against Big Daddy V. The 500-pound human mountain also has dreams of reaching the top of the WWE mountain and achieving a World Title, making Money in the Bank an ideal opportunity. Can Punk surpass this vast challenge on ECW on Sci Fi? Or will the ladder scaling WrestleMania encounter secure its largest addition in the match's history?

ECW Original Stevie Richards was slowed down by the self-proclaimed “Gold Standard” of ECW, Shelton Benjamin. Will Richards get back on track and continue proving that he hasn’t lost a step since leaving the ring for throat surgery? Following an altercation after ECW on Sci Fi, Richards might be looking for vengeance the next time he steps into an arena to compete. It's hard to imagine payback isn’t on Stevie’s mind after being attacked by an angry ECW Superstar. Check out WWE Mobile for more on this ...

Find out the answers to all of these questions and more on the next ECW on Sci Fi, tonight at 10/9 CT.

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ECW is in Chicago tonight...meaning Punk really doesn't have a chance

I'm sure u can find a better pic of a girl with a gun.

Obviously going to be Punk, but if I was running things, I would go with Big Daddy V for the pure hilarity of him climbing a ladder. Oh and the ladder breaks and then the MITB has no ladder and it becomes an unsolvable conundrum because now the wrestlers have to figure out how to get the briefcase with no ladder.

"Wildcat" Chris Harris debuted against Shelton Benjamin in the dark match.

Oh and Armando's announcement is in black.

24 man interpromotional battle royal at Wrestlemania where the winner faces Chavo immediately after.

They should give him a gimmick where he dresses up like a cat.

I'd mark.

Okay, I corrected the spoiler.

Chi Town tonight? The Second City? Punks got no chance in hell

So last time Punk was in Chicago, he faced Big Daddy V. This time he faces Big Daddy V. You would think in his hometown they would give him someone he can acually wrestle.

lol well I guess I had Armando's announcement right the first time.

Punk won't win, but if he does tonight, I wanna see Stevie win the battle royal

Not every girl is Rachelle Leah

Rumor has it he was looking rather JBL-esque

It was announced that Miz will face Morrison in a MITB qualifier match on Smackdown.

Is that the guy from WcW? Or am I way off? That dude was fn hilarious.

Here is some news.

I guess they are NOT going to replace Jeff Hardy in MITB and will just go with seven guys.

You mean Ernest "The Cat" Miller?

Whow ya I was way off. I still miss that guy.

Well time to change the thread title

Done.

They really should replace Jeff. Have Paul Burchill get in the match, or something. Fuck, even hold a Battle Royal and give the fluke victory to Paul London or something. He could die in the match and make it pretty memorable.

Also, isn't the Battle Royal to decide who challenges Chavo at WrestleMania? I'm thinking Kane will win and we'll get the title switch at WrestleMania. :y:

What I find funny is if they only do 7 guys in MITB, as of right now there will only be two babyfaces in it.

$5 a mystery 8th guy shows up who lives for the moment, and slaps tornadoes

wooo ready for a fun night of WWE programing

I wish.

They didn't make MVP vs. Matt at Mania because according to them "They didn't have time to build up to a proper match."

Keep waiting.

So what does that make every week of Smackdown from July to November?

was being sarcastic but i love you anyways.

Batista's title shots of fun.

Davey Boy Batista running wild BROTHER

:heart:

Actually I think tonight will be pretty good

There is too much Morrison in the opening video

I've decided to name my first born son "Santino".

Speaking of the fuckstick

Still a cool entrance though

BTW, the spam war has commenced

I'm not gonna be ashamed of this, Miz is good at being a dickhead heel

OMG COLIN HAS HEALED!

Dreamer is wearing a jersey because he is fat.

Good going Mikey

Wooo a Extreme rules match in ECW, this never happens.

Cheap Pop Tommy Dreamer?

Cmon Tommy, you don't need a cheap pop

I find Colin very underwhelming.

lol at the faint ECW chant

lol wtf.

Dude Joey sounds like he isn't into this at all

Don't say pop around him, he'll think you have Pop Tarts and try to mug you.

ECW needs some Delirious

Why should he?

He's got a guy from the Real World and some guy who should be jobbing on WCW Saturday Night in there.

this match is pretty meeh..

I'd outrun him, only have to jog lightly for a minute

I want to see Morrison work as a babyface.

True, when I met him he asked me if I liked old or new ECW. I said since 96 and there was only one ECW and he gave me a "thank fucking god" look

wow...

A minute?

Dreamer would take two steps and already be needing an oxygen tank.

Dudley heabutt

WASSUP!

Shoutout to Bubba for saying hi to him at the TNA show probably

wtf where did the water bottles come from

I love stereo DDTs

lol 3d threw the table.. PLEASE!

You act like they actually watch this. :shifty:

What the fuck is that? an ECW chant?

*clothsline*

ECW!
ECW!

*headlock*

ECW!
ECW!

Hey they'll be here in a couple months, might as well get used to the product

ACID DROP ATTEMPT!

siiiiick

awe cmon, I wanted a Spicoli Driver

lol both shoulders were up but thats okay.

What a weak ending.

btw I'm glad Miz and Morrison won

Yeah they're doing alright as champs

I really don't want to see the triple threat at Mania

Now that my "Jeff cashes MITB in and wins" scenario can't work, I don't curr

It's a sad thought to think Triple H Vs Cena will dominate Raw for the rest of the year.

foreeeeeeeeeeevvvvveeeeeerrrrr

foreva eva, eva eva?

AIN'T NO STOPPIN THEM...NNNNNNOOOOOOOWWW!

ARMANDO! They remembered he was the GM

Dubbed in pop for the Battle Royal(e)

Real life groan for Collie

BWAHEHSIWQLAKABBBASHWKAOW!

Khali is ECW!

lol Collie Vs Chavo what a match that could be.

Poor Stevie.

NO STEVIE

DON'T SHOW US TONIGHT, WE'LL SEE LATER

squash

What the fuck?!?!

Well that was quick.

Mike " I'm going nowhere " Knoxs

If there was ever a "blink and you'll miss it"

How many more years are left on Collie's contract?

Knox, this is the only way you cna get on TV

Remember when Punk and Knox feuded over Kelly?

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD!

lol the thought of Big Daddy V trying to climb a ladder.

I haven't read the spoilers, but cmon you need Floppo in the battle royal for the mandatory "Throw the fat guy over the top" spot

Remember when Knox was on TV every week?