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Man, Jeff Hardy just can't catch a break.
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Holy shit. Talk about your divine intervention.
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What a Twist of Fate.
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Holy shit, that's crazy. Damn, that sucks for poor Hardy. The silver lining: it's a sympatd hetic rebound from the drug thing. I don't want to make fun of him nearly as much as I should.
However...*insert Jeff Hardy forgetting where he left his lit marijuana cigarette here* As sick as this sounds, I'd like to see this turned into an angle. "Who burned down Jeff Hardy's house?" Was it the jealous brother, Matt Hardy? Was it the overlooked OMEGA boys, Shannon Moore and/or Gregory Helms? Has Chris Jericho lost the plot? Is the WWE's resident pyromaniac, Kane, responsible? Did Triple H take offence to Jeff Hardy's upset at Armageddon? Is MVP trying to send a message to Matt Hardy? Was Mr. Kennedy trying to level out the playing field for Money in the Bank? Carlito has been proven to go to extreme methods before. Did CM Punk take offence to Jeff failing the drug policy? Was it Jeff Hardy's drug dealer, getting serious about Jeff paying up? |
Anyone want to bet on whether drugs had anything to do with the fire?
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Meth lab gone wrong.
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Three weeks ago, Jeff Hardy would have jobbed out the element of fire. Amazing how quickly the wind can blow the smoke.
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*insert joke about the community getting high off the smoke from Jeff's house*
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I guess there was just too much heat coming his way.
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That really sucks
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On a serious note, that really does suck.
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Wow, this is depressing to hear. Also sorry to hear he lost his dog cause of that. Must be painful. Maybe this experience will change him for the better somehow.
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too bad
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Dude, if you think about it, this in a way would make a title win for him that much more meaningful. I mean people want to see him win the title anyway, but for every "hero" comes the drama of overcoming adversity. And since 75% of the people in the crowds at events know behind-the-scences/internet news already, they'll be rooting for him.
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They could totally use this as the angle to bring back Muhammad Hassan.
And then of course, the hWo. |
Insurance job.
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i like your line of thinking noid. im not certain when helms is coming back but i would love for this to be turned into a helms/hardy feud. im not sure if hardy will ever reach main event status again but this angle and feud would be cool over something like the US or IC title.
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Shit this sucks for Hardy
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that sucks
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I'm really not sure now's a good time go on a trend like "How can we take the greatest tragedy in a man's real life and turn it into a plot line for a tv show?".
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Wow, the poor guy lost his dog. That sucks.
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That blows for Jeff.
Maybe Vince turns this into an angle... |
Fuck man... this really sucks for Jeff.
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Jesus Christ, that really sucks for Jeff. My heart goes out to him.
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It really does suck.
Though, and I don't propose this to be an asshole, maybe this will be a positive thing. Maybe hitting rock bottom (Not hitting The Rock Bottom) is what he needs to straighten out once and for all. |
Destor, Jeff Hardy has money (if he hasn't spent it all on drugs). He can buy a new trailer. You can't buy your dog back. It was horrible what happened to his house and belongings and stuff, don't get me wrong, but the dog was the only thing that lost its life.
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See, what I don't get, is how the fuck can you hit main event/main event champion (WWE or World Champ are the only 2 that I would categorize as such; ECW, TNA and other belts are practically worthless...) is why superstars would let drugs influence them right after they make their big break. Jeff will certainly be in my prayers as he tries to rebuild his life and his home. I just hope he won't end up going the way of Rob Van Dam.:( |
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Jeff's art trailer http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...JeffsHouse.jpg Jeff's house |
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Or maybe it is. Let's go ask Kurt Cobain.... |
But he's de-- oooOOOooooh, I get it.
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Seriously, it's gotta be crushing knowing your dog burned to death.
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poor doggie :(
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I'd probablly kill myself too in his place.
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Oh and uhh...woof." |
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"He'd been talking about it for weeks, but I thought I was just tripping." |
LO f'n L
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I just think it's funny that Matt Hardy could do nothing but watch the house burn.
"Oh damn! Jeff's house is on fire! I... ah well, nothing I can do. [waits, starts to whistle, folds hands behind back, rocks on heels, looks around casually, nods to himself randomly]" |
Matt can only slap a tornado and dry up a sea, but he can't stop fires.
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Homeless Jeff
He comes to the ring in a cardboard box and smashes his opponents in the head with his jar of piss. |
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Matt: Oh hi man. Look I just got here, and I really couldn't- Jeff: Are those marshmallows, dude? Matt: Huh? Oh these, yeah, I was just... Jeff: You gonna share or what man?! |
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Lawler: JR did Jeff just hit the Rock Bottom on Jericho? JR: Looks that way King. I guess he really has lost his mind. Lawler: Well if he's going to do that I'm going to go up there and Gorlla Press Santino. JR: Bah Gawd King, you're a senior citizen for the love of BBQ sauce! |
I guess his house got busted for it's third strike drug violation. I mean, Jeff only got suspended...but his house got fired.
GET IT?! |
sucks that Jeff's 200 dollar house burned down.
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....fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
And no...I had nothing to do with it |
Jeff; while at home sulking about his suspension, decided he needed to cheer up and popped in "Revenge of the Nerds". Not too long into the movie, he decided to recreate the scene with his girlfriend playing the role of the Alpha Betas having her chant "Fireball! Fireball! Fireball!"
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What goods a house do you when you work for the WWE anyways? They're only at it like 20 days a year, and most of the time it's to let out the dogs and kill the family
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If I had any decent video editing software, I would so totally recreate this scene ala that one Benoit video on YouTube.
*video starts of Beth and the dog* Beth: Here...boy!...Time...to eat...your food! Dog: ...... Beth: Come...and eat! Dog: ..... Beth: God dammit...you! Dog: SHUT UP...BITCH! Beth: *shocked expression*...Dogs aren't...supposed...to...talk! Dog: *thinks* Dammit...the bitch...wasn't supposed...to...know. *dog bites Beth's face* *dog drags Beth out back* Dog: ...Aw dammit...I royally...fucked...up. They are defiantly...going to put...me to sleep...now. Well...they aren't...taking me...alive. *That Enya music plays as the dog goes through the house pouring gasoline on everything with his mouth* *Dog drops match and house catches on fire* *Matt Hardy walks up to Jeff's house* Matt: Oh no...my baby...brother's...trailer is on...fire. This is a...pickle. What...should I...do? *Matt stands there* *Matt yells and drops his second rope leg drop on the trailer thus engulfing it in flames further* *Matt's music begins to plays* Matt: VVVVVVVVVV11111111-UAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! |
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Fuckin' crickets. :mad:
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I got two words for ya!
GECKO FOOD! |
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What makes it worse is that he had no home owners insureance.
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lol some funny posts in this thread, but for some reason the above post is the one that made me lol the most.
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