Official ECW Thread (3/25/08): 24 Man Clusterfuck
 

Yeah

Yipee more Baldcore...and CAWdy.

Coffee Kingston!

It looks like they just added a bunch of tag teams to this match.

KENDRICK IS ON THE HEEL TEAM!

LOL Kendrick is in the battle royal and London isn't.

The heel turn is already working out for him.

Val Venis and Snitsky look almost the same.

AIR MURDOCH! HOLY CRAP!

I'm interested in playing Crisis Core even though I'm not a Final Fantasy fan.

I don't get why I have to see a Jack in the Box commercial when there is not even a Jack in the Box in the state.

<font color=goldenrod>Did Big Titty V get hurt or something? I don't see him out there but Matt Striker is</font>

LOL Colin Delaney isn't even in the match.

<font color=goldenrod>Poor Stevie got passed up for the likes of Val and Duggan</font>

Neither is Khali

Exactly, and I feel the same way about the Sonic commericals.

Kahli is there

I know. :'(

No Silverback either
whoops he's so black I didn't see him

Oops didn't see Khali there, my bad.

Hacksaw is in the match? whyyy?

That was a sick kick to Henry

owned.

Does dreamer get the nod with the job tonight?

lol out of 12 people, Tommy still does the J-O-B.

<font color=goldenrod>LOL Tommy takes the fall</font>

lol okay?

so wack

woooo

From the files of the "Will never happen"

RVD's music hits and he's #24 in the Battle Royal.

I think they are going to pull a TNA and the Battle Royal will be a reverse one where the ECW Title match goes first and THEN the battle royal will happen.

CAUSE YOU'RE FAT!

It's funny because it's true.

Tommy's getting pinned twice tonight. Fantastic.

Chavo is just not good.

Colin turns on Tommy at Mania

Another Carlito match, will he job to Punk again?

Seriously what is he the Gold Standard of?

Hmm guess not it's the battle of the "Lazy workers who has potential if they ever can put it all together."

He spent 90% of his career jobbing.

At least they kept the 24 man tag match short.

When did Sisqo start wrestling?

Shelton needs a Malcolm X type mouthpiece

That would generate heat, something he'll need to get over.

We all know that he could be greatness, he's just so corny

The crowd is dead.

I thought this was going to be a ladder match.

lol

this match is not really catching my attention.

The battle of the Blonde Hair Dye vs. The CM Punk Shirt with the face cut out

boring...boring....

Something about Carlito is just unwatchable. Maybe it's his hair.

What the hell are those three people chanting?

yawwwn

So how is everyone tonight? All doing good?

Catch something?

Does one of them have VD or something?

What's with putting two barely-over heels against each other? Who booked this shit?

Of course you would like Chess Joey, you're nothing but a lame Jewish geek.

NEXT!!!!!

Can someone just get a pin already fuck!

We've been in a rest hold for 25 minutes

The briefcase is the most interesting part of the match.

Scotty Armstrong needs to ring the funking bell.

MITB will suck if its anything like this

please end this match.

Jericho, Punk, MVP, and Morrison will prevent that from happening.

Orton isn't even this bad with rest holds.

Remember when Shelton beat Triple H? That was awesome.

My gramma slipping on the ice and hitting our mailbox with a spinning neck breaker looked better than Carlito's

FANS ARE COMING ALIVE FOR SHELTON




....kinda.

That should've been his start to Cenability

I want the ref to just fast count the next pin.

C'mon!

You're not supposed to remember that.

Roll of the Dice

The fans just want this match to end.

The crowd just reacted like they were pissed the match didn't end.

Nice Reversal Carlito

okay that was cool.

NICE!

Even better from Shelton. That's why he still has a job

Crowd: YES THE MATCH IS OVER!

SHELTON WINS!

Good finish, but slow, poorly paced match overall.

sooo what's next?

So basically the crowd popped for any big spot but ultimately didn't care.

Pretty much sums up their two careers.

WWE Title match build up, of course.

Ecw is awesome tonight!

Another package.















Of the video sorts.

The ECW skanks, most likely

Anyone have a sniper rifle and a ticket to wm24?

*plays the world's smallest violin for Cena and HHH*

Am I supposed to feel bad for Cena and Triple H? Is that the point? That's a pretty weak storyline.

yawwn

i have no sympathy for Cena.

Randy Orton: Place holding World Titles for Triple H since 2004

I love how they put over Cena winning the Royal Rumble, but fail to mention his cashing in on that title match at NWO and losing to Orton. I guess that doesn't fit into the music video vignette very well.

so yes.

Cena needs to get hurt again.

I can't believe i don't even have 5,000 posts yet. I am extremely lazy.

Cena needs to change his gimmick.

You can say much with very few posts, Chok.

I :heart: Tpww :)

I wonder if Dark Sector will be any good.

Heyyyy ohhh.. lets blow some snoww