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Official ECW Thread (4/8/08): EXTREME CONTRACT SIGNING
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Preview:Contracting hell April 8, 2008 Chavo Guerrero lost the ECW Championship in only eight seconds to Kane at WrestleMania XXIV, and sought revenge on Tuesday’s ECW, but came up short once again. ECW Champ Kane and Mr. Money in the Bank, CM Punk, defeated the self-proclaimed “Mexican Warrior,” who teamed up with Shelton Benjamin. Still, Guerrero is determined to win back ECW gold when he meets the Big Red Machine at Backlash. What tricks will the former ECW Champion have up his sleeve this week on ECW on Sci Fi during the official contract signing for the Backlash confrontation? What level of hell might Kane raise in the same ring as the Mexican Warrior less than three weeks before the pay-per-view showdown? Also on ECW, Stevie Richards faced his in and out of the ring rival, Mike Knox, for the first time in one-on-one action. Richards fell short to Knox, whose sights have been set on decimating the ECW Original for the last few weeks. What does Knox want from Richards, and how will the ECW Original show Knox he won’t waver again? Finally, Colin Delaney is still hoping for a contract from ECW General Manager Armando Estrada. But thanks to an April Fools’ Day trick, Delaney was given a gigantic obstacle to face this week on ECW: Big Show. Young Delaney didn’t have a chance against The World’s Largest Athlete, and once again fell short of earning a contract from Estrada. When – or will – Delaney finally get a WWE contract? Wait, more importantly, will he ever get that coveted entrance music?! Find out the answers to these questions and more on next week's ECW on Sci Fi, Tuesday at 10/9 CT. |
E-C-CONTRACT SIGNNING
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Eight seconds? Chavo Guerrero Backlund.
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Has Kane ever signed a contract?
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Stevie v. Knox in a House of Roids match, where the only way to win is to successfully market your opponents home and sell it for the best possible price, given the current market. The house will be filled with steriods. Stevie goes over with a schoolboy to the Realtor.
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DONT QUESTION MY
DONT QUESTION MY BAD BOOKING |
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CM PUNK CM PUNK
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Don't question our booking
Be prepared to be bored |
MIZARK
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THE MIZ AND MORRISON
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I WANT MORRISON'S JACKET
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UH OH, Morrison evolved into the 80s
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I want Morrisons' abs
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CM PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK
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PUNKER!
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THOSE DAMN DUBBED POPS STRIKE AGAIN!
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GOD DAMN THAT DUBBED POP
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Good way to start off the show, hopefully Punk wins.
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high pitched punk chant
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Punk and Cabana should feud with Miz and Morrison over the tag titles.
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Morrison is getting better on the mic
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ECW needs some EXTREME Cabana
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lol Maculay Caulkin
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Spitting out Chicklets?
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That dubbed crowd is popping for the falsies
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Morrison should back out in a mask and call himself "The Shaman"
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LETS GO CELEBRATE WITH A DIET COKE AND A TWIZZLER
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This is like the longest Miz match ever
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ahahha the criss cross
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I could imagine the conversation Miz and Punk had during the break.
Miz: You know that new, hot Asian chick? Punk: Yeah. Miz: I so want her. What's her name? Linda Yabba? Punk: No. Lena Yada Miz: Oh....well I still want her. Punk: Yeah? Well I already bagged her. Miz: What? Punk: Yeah we did it sXe style. Miz: And what does that consist of? Punk: Dry humping for 15 minutes. |
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ECW is already 1000000 x's better than RAW this week.
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Bye Miz
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GO TO SREEEEEEEEEEEEEP
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Seriously, ECW is already better than RAW
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two midgets beating off in trash cans would have been better than RAW
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Punk will sell his MITB briefcase to Ted DiBiase for some Diet Pepsi and a free tattoo gift certificate
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Colin vs. Tommy...TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
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lol Tommy might actually win tonight
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If Colin wins, Batista will come out and cry because Colin didn't do the right thing.
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If Colin wins, no one riots
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WIN TOMMY WIN
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BIGUH POPPYUUUUUUUU
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Hillary vs. Barack....seriously
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LOL
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His mom would care
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Didn't they learn from the Donald Rosie thing
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Rated Rmy is hurrrrrrrr
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Chavo and Dynamic Duds 2K8
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Hollywood B....no way can they compare to the original
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Kane would've squashed all three 10 years ago.
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Seriously, Chavo, you have no reason to be cocky
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It's The Ox formerly of OVW
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Bald dude with a beard
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Oxy, Snitsky's enemy
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Good match plus a storyline progression
ECW >>> RAW this week |
It's Roadkill's younger brother.
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Sooooooo..... Are Chavo, Edge, and the other 3 officially a stable? If so I like the Rated Rmy which I heard here before or the Family...
p.s. this guy looks like Roadkill Light |
I thought it was Rory at first.
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Yeah, it's all Vicky's familia
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I'd laugh if Colt Cabana plays Hilary in a couple of weeks.
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BURKE SIGHTING
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ELIJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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LOL Nunzio
BURKE WILL WIN A MATCH! |
GO BURKE GO
GO BURKE GO |
The crowd is in amazement that Burke will actually pick up a victory.
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lol that was quick
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Elijah needs some direction, he's better than this stuff
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What was with Elijah's expression there
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The lack of heat in that match would be able to freeze the sun.
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I bet Colin beats Dreamer and Styles and Tazz give Dreamer a Ric Flair like send off.
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ahahahahahha
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Next week: Tommy Dreamer...THE RETIREMENT PARTY
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COFFEE KINGSTON
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BOOP BOOP BOOP
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She's giving me good vibrations...
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This has been a pretty decent show this week. Good Miz/Punk match, debut in the Rated Rmy, Burke winning, and now Kofi.
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Flying Jerk Crotch
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DOMINOOOOOOOOOOOOone cares
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COFFEE
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOP BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Jerk Leg Drop |
I'm waiting for Coffee's Mocha Kick
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Jerk Spin Kick
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There it is.
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BOOBS
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSS LAYLA TALKING...HOT
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Finally a Kelly sighting
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Layla is ridiculous
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TAKER ON ECW NEXT WEEK
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LOL at Colin's video
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Taker on ECW? That's even more far-fetched than Obama and Hillary on RAW.
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What a tron for Delaney! 5 star!
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He's halfway there, he's got a video. But no music.
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