UNO DOS ADIOS...JAMACIAN ME CRAZY! ECW Thread
 

LOL Adamle is funny in a sad sorta way

I'm wondering when Nitro, Gemini, Thunder, and Laser are gonna run in...

What is he doing on commentary anyway? Where is Styles?

Ummm there is a thread on it a topic or two down.

I love Punk's attempt at the Coffee hand clap thingy.

*When Kane's pyro hits*

Adamle: Wow...that's loud pyro.

Tazz: Yeah...

I thought Burke was 103-1 with the one lose being by DQ. Now he has 3 loses!!?

I miss Joey already:(

They all have porno music.

:lol:

lol Tazz

Kelly will win because she has the least amount of rhythm.

I wanna see some Charleston action!

Lena Yada still gets no reaction

I want to see some worthless skanks be actually worth something:

I want to see Tazplexes...

Soul Train this ain't.

AHAHAHAHAHA

Tazz is so white.

Kelly and Michelle are the John Cena and Triple H of these Diva competitions.

In the words of a sign I held up at D2D:

Send Kelly to the Discotheque.

Discotheque = Augusta Strip Club...

Tommy Jobber probably out to job.

lol Colin is jobbing again

Colin Delaney getting pwned

Wow, with not having a contract, Delaney gets put in alot of matches.

I really hope this leads to Colin turning on Dreamer and then Dreamer and Colin feuding

UNO

DOS

ADIOS!

Colin weighs 150 lbs, 70 lbs of which is coming from his mullet.

Mike "The Miz"

Jim Morrison is out.

MIKE THE MIZ

You would think that He's got a body like Tarzan but he hits like Jane.

lol according to Adamle, Taker is due for a breakout year.

Nice clothsline by Morrison

What a counter by Morrison.

Adamle to commercial break was awful there

I FUCKING MISSED THIS! FUCK!

LOOK, I CAN'T READ, OKAY!?

Anyway, I don't understand why Delaney is so sad when he gets put in matches... isn't he trying to get a contract?

He wants to face Funaki or Charlie Haas, ya know, someone he could actually beat.

Just as sure as Punk is gonna job sometime.

At least Adamle isn't asking how much everyone weighs.

The M&M!

He just called him Michael!

REST IN PEACE MY FRIEND, REST IN PIECE

I still can't believe he called a big boot a knee to the chest.

adamle is fantastic lol

omg
Maybe Mike will get better eventually.

That show was awesome thanks to Adamle's commentary which was the best this side of Steve McMichael.

I thought for sure if he was gonna win, he'd beat Knox since he was busted for steroids, and I'd imagine he's on the way out.

He called an achiles hold a figure four...

lol how could he get worse?

at least he didn't call the wwe the wwf which i was half expecting

Did they put Adamle in there just so Cole wasn't the worst anymore?

Since ECW is considered the "C" brand anyways, why not just have the worst announcers on there. Move Tazz back to SmackDown, and bring Coach over with Adamle. That would help SD a little, but make ECW worse.

Coach is much worse.


Than Cole I mean.

Isn't Nitro one of the Tag Team Champions? :shifty:

Mike Adamle is fucking hilarious, by the sounds of it. :lol:

If he plays an intentionally bad commentator that doesn't care, and just wants his paycheck, there is a mark out moment in another Joey Styles shoot promo down the line.

I forgot! Maybe they should get Tower, then.

We had this Gladiator in Australia named Vulcan. He was money. Think Umaga mixed with The Rock. That's if I'm remembering him correctly.

I'd mark out for a Mike Adamle beat-down by Jim Ross, Joey Styles, Michael Cole, Jonathan Coachman, Todd Grisham and Josh Mathews, as Tazz and Jerry Lawler stand back and watch. Then Tazz tries to help Adamle up, and puts him in the Tazzmission.

I'd rather see a Head and Arm Tazplex.

Or a Middle Rope Head And Arm Tazplex...maybe throw in a Dueling Banjo Tazplex.

I want to see the dreaded Adamle Ass Plunge.

He called Taz "The Tazz". That is excellent.

WWE has to be doing this just so they can get Mike Adamle to quit. That is the only thing I can come up with.

LOL! I was just remembering how Maria once called Edge "The Edge," and it led to her dumb interviewer gimmick. Now Adamle does pretty much the same thing, but with Tazz becoming "The Tazz."

The WWE needs to turn Adamle heel, and show him getting massages and stuff in the back, and basically being an aging announcer who thinks he is God's gift to the business.

Who in Satan's glorious name hired Mike Adamle?

For someone who hasn't seen any WWE recently and doesn't recognise the name, who is he?

he used to be the play by play guy for american gladiators a long time ago

fixed

I watched ECW for the first time in months.

And will be watching again next week.

Adamle does indeed equate to ratings. :y:

(But not as much as Colin Mochrie.)

I suggest they replace Jim Ross with Colin Mochrie.