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Cena found a new necklace, that was bigger and more gaudy than any chain or pendant he could ever find. Too bad it wasn't platinum. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/02.jpg (Backstage before the match) RVD: Just try it Book... Would Rob, Van, Dam, steer you wrong? Booker T: I guess not sucka. (15 minutes later) Booker: Yo, RVD man, what is this sh</>it we just smoked... I'm hallucinatin'... I feel like we just won titles at Wrestlemania. RVD: This is the greatest thing on the planet... My personal homegrown laced with Evolution Kool-Aid, dude... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/03.jpg And just then, the referee did the most enthusiastic, powerful, "you're a homo" fingerpoint in history. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/04.jpg Christian: Jericho, chill man! This isn't real! Jericho: No fair! WAHHHHH! I'm TELLING! Trish: *Laughing* Jericho: What's so funny you little backstabber!? Trish: Chris, this is all staged! Christian just showed me this was all acting and everything has been on camera the whole time! Jericho: ...And your feelings for me? Trish: Erm... Jericho: :mad: http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/05.jpg Foley: Rock, I'm getting pinned, beam me up! Rock: Damn, The Rock missed! Ref: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/06.jpg Man was the ref pissed. Torrie went and got the match changed without everyone's consent, costing the ref about three good looks at her nipples. ELBOW DROP! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/07.jpg Here is your winner, and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWE Cruiserweight Champion, Shannon, Moore! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/08.jpg After Rey put the ring to sleep by rapping, Chavo took advantage. Rey: I run around in a paranoid stupa', trying to find the guy who took my chalupa. Chavo: Rey, what the hell are you talking about? Rey: I gotta figure out how many tacos to order, to move ahead I gotta run for the border. Chavo: ...Save me daddy... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/09.jpg Goldberg: Sorry Brock, I gotta do it! Brock: ? Goldberg: I will be the only NFL player in history not to be buried in the WWE, hahahaha! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/10.jpg Basham: Sit on my face and tell me lies... Rikishi: *Sits on his face* I only weigh 150 pounds. *Farts* Ref: *Gets blasted back* or Rikishi unleases his new finisher, the powerbum. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/11.jpg After the US Marines and MP's showed up to collect their AWOL soldier, Vince could not afford to lose Orton at such a key moment. So it was up to Molly to take one for the team. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/12.jpg Eddie: Harder! Don't be a pussy! Angle: *TWIST* Eddie: ARGH! HARDER YOU LITTLE GIRL! Angle: Now THAT does it! *TWISTWISTWISTWIST!* Eddie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! KEEP GOING! Angle: I'm trying Eddie, but these damn shoes won't come off! Eddie: That puta Rhyno! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/13.jpg Since there was no way to kick out of the tombstone, Kane gave the 'Taker a 'zerbet' in an attempt to make him giggle out of the pin. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/14.jpg Benoit: TAP OUT TRIPLE H! Triple H: NEVER! Why in the HELL would I job the gold to you cleanly at Mania and sell that weak move!? I AM THE GAME! Benoit: Look Triple H. A spider on the mat right under your right hand! Triple H: OMG KILL IT! KILL IT! I AM AFRAID OF SPIDERS! (Pounding the mat profusely) http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/16.jpg Benoit: Sucker... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/15.jpg Chavo was too sore to accept his invitation to the Showcase of the Immigrants. |
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Okay, this is WrestleMania, and I really don’t know if I could bring myself to doing captions.
Seriously, this is a place where men become legends and legends become immortal. Only the top talent is placed on this card. This PPV is all about class, elegance, and tradition. I remember years ago when the tag line for RAW was “Anything can happen on Monday Night Raw.” When it came to WrestleMania, everything did happen. The matches are unpredictable… I don’t think I can bring myself to doing captions for this. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/09.jpg> …lemme try this again…. Okay, this is WrestleMania, and I really don’t know if I could bring myself to doing captions. Seriously, this is a place where men become legends and legends become immortal. <strike>Only the top talent is placed on this card.</strike> This PPV is all about class, elegance, and tradition. I remember years ago when the tag line for RAW was “Anything can happen on Monday Night Raw.” When it came to WrestleMania, everything did happen. The matches are unpredictable… I don’t think I can bring myself to doing captions for this. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/06.jpg> Take Three! Okay, this is WrestleMania, and I really don’t know if I could bring myself to doing captions. Seriously, this is a place where men become legends and legends become immortal. <strike>Only the top talent is placed on this card.</strike> This PPV is all about <strike>class, elegance, and</strike> tradition. I remember years ago when the tag line for RAW was “Anything can happen on Monday Night Raw.” When it came to WrestleMania, everything did happen. The matches are unpredictable… I don’t think I can bring myself to doing captions for this. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/13.jpg> allow me to rephrase this…. Okay, this is WrestleMania, and I really don’t know if I could bring myself to doing captions. Seriously, this is a place where men become legends and legends become immortal. <strike>Only the top talent is placed on this card.</strike> This PPV is all about <strike>class, elegance, and</strike> tradition. I remember years ago when the tag line for RAW was “Anything can happen on Monday Night Raw.” When it came to WrestleMania, everything did happen. The matches are <strike>un</strike>predictable… I don’t think I can bring myself to doing captions for this. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/04.jpg> Damn it! Okay, lemme do this again! Okay, this is WrestleMania, and I really don’t know if I could bring myself to doing captions. Seriously, <strike>this is a place where men become legends and legends become immortal.</strike> <strike>Only the top talent is placed on this card.</strike> This PPV is all about <strike>class, elegance, and</strike> tradition. I remember years ago when the tag line for RAW was “Anything can happen on Monday Night Raw.” When it came to WrestleMania, everything did happen. The matches are <strike>un</strike>predictable… I don’t think I can bring myself to doing captions for this. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/01.jpg> Hmph! Gotta edit some more! Okay, this is WrestleMania, and I really don’t know if I could bring myself to doing captions. Seriously, <strike>this is a place where men become legends and legends become immortal.</strike> <strike>Only the top talent is placed on this card.</strike> This PPV is all about <strike>class, elegance, and</strike> tradition. I remember years ago when the tag line for RAW was “Anything can happen on Monday Night Raw.” <strike>When it came to WrestleMania, everything did happen.</strike> The matches are <strike>un</strike>predictable… I don’t think I can bring myself to doing captions for this. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/08.jpg> F</>uck it… Okay, this is WrestleMania, and I really <strike>don’t</strike> know <strike>if</strike> I could bring myself to doing captions. Seriously, <strike>this is a place where men become legends and legends become immortal.</strike> <strike>Only the top talent is placed on this card.</strike> This PPV is all about <strike>class, elegance, and tradition. I remember</strike> years ago when the tag line for RAW was “Anything can happen on Monday Night Raw.” <strike>When it came to WrestleMania, everything did happen.</strike> The matches are <strike>un</strike>predictable… I <strike>don’t</strike> think I can bring myself to doing captions for this. |
A four hour PPV with only 16 pics? WHASSUPWIT DAT!?!?!?
<img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/01.jpg> Cena was a little embarrassed. You would be too if you had to wear a secondary WCW title when you lost your lock and chain. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/02.jpg> Booker T: That sign doesn’t say that… Tell me that sign doesn’t say that! RVD: Sunday Night Heat…. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/03.jpg> Tim White: I can’t believe what I’m seeing… Xtian over Jericho… Jericho: That’s the last time I take the last peppermint patty from Vince’s candy dish. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/04.jpg> Victoria knew her classic “Shoot this man in the ass” shtick was past its prime when Xtian botched it on Trish. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/05.jpg> Ref: Sorry Mick, I haven’t found your lost credibility. Mick: Aw shucks! <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/06.jpg> In this match, the winner is the ref! The losers are everyone who thought this match had potential. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/07.jpg> Sable: Yeah fans! Look at us! We’re half naked! Torrie: Yeah! We’re taking away air time from Sean O’Haire. Sean: You’re not telling me anything I don’t already know :'( <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/08.jpg> Chavo and Chavo Sr are Rhyno’s newest victims at WMXX. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/09.jpg> Goldberg: I told you that you’re next! Brock: Yeah, but at least the fans respect me… Fan #1: TINKY WINKY IS GAY! Fan #2: I SURF THE INERNET!!! Fan #3: GAY TINKY WINKY SURFS THE INTERNET!!! Goldberg: Respect? Brock:…..shutup…… <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/10.jpg> Nick Patrick: Come on Seven! Let’s go Lucky number Seven! Rikishi: Do you NEED to play craps in this match? Nick Patrick: Do you NEED to be crap in this match? <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/11.jpg> It’s wasn’t the fact that she had Victoria shaving her head that made Molly Holly worried. It was the fact that she had the plague on her shoulder. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/12.jpg> Nick: I hope Earl is watching this match! No tapping, no bell! <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/13.jpg> And this is the last time Kane insults Avril Lavigne in front of The Undertaker. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/14.jpg> And then Chris Beniot reveals his secret weapon… Beniot: Hey Earl! Triple H is Canadian! Earl: What?!?!?!?!?! *calls for the bell* <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/15.jpg> Eddie: So tell me Chris, does your belt talk? Beltor: SHUT UP YOU GOD DAMNED WANNA BE CHAMPION!!! YOU’RE THE CHAMPION OF THE B-TEAM!!!!! RAW IS BETTER THAN SMACKDOWN AND ATOP THAT YOU’RE GETTING GOLDBERG WHILE WE’RE GETTING EDGE!!!! YOU STUPID GOD DAMNED WANNA BE CHAMP!!!! Eddie: So that’s a yes….. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/16.jpg> Now Beniot was just pissed. Just because Hardcore Holly announced his retirment when Triple H tapped does not mean they have to throw a party to overshadow Beniot's victory. |
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John Cena get's very confused when he can't read his own name tag. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/02.jpg Ref: "Where's my belt?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/03.jpg All: "Arrgh glue" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/04.jpg Christian: "Pimping aint easy" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/05.jpg Randy Orton: "This is your new god, Mick Foley's ass" Ref: "We're not worthy" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/06.jpg Ref: "Just cos I've got less muscles, it doesn't make me less of a man" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/07.jpg Torrie and Sable "Yesssss, we've got Wonderbra contracts!!!!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/08.jpg Vietnam was hell on everyone but in the god awful bloody mess, wrestling comrades still helped each other out when they got injured. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/09.jpg Goldberg: "This is for stealing my thunder" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/10.jpg Rikishi gets embarrased when he breaks his space hopper at the greatest showcase of them all, Wrestlemania. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/11.jpg An apple a day makes your hair go away http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/12.jpg The wheel barrow race takes a turn for a worse when Angle turns heel mid race http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/13.jpg Undertaker: "Rest in my piece" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/14.jpg Benoit: "Just gimme the damn belt" HHH: "Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/15.jpg Benoit: "Piss off Eddie, I'm not sharing this belt with you" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/16.jpg Benoit: "Noooo not pink, I hate pink. You've ruined my special moment. Boo hoo" |
What the heck? Only 16? There's like one pic per match or something. Last year there were like 50 pictures. :wtf:
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John Cena is relieved with his new US Title shaped flea collar, finally no more painful iching. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/02.jpg Both RVD and Booker were both shocked. Booker was shocked that he just won a match at Wrestlemainia, RVD was shocked that appearently he just had a match and had mad munchies. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/03.jpg While Christian may be heel, he is still nice enough to pick out Jericho's wedgie. |
Ah screw it. Since they changed the pics, look for my captions in a new post.
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Dammit, they just changed the pics on us again. Now the first one no longer has Cena w/ the belt around his neck. So...
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The creation of the U.S. title was part of Vince's new "Dog Collar Policy" so talented guys like John Cena don't stray into the main event. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/02.jpg Booker T: "Look Rob, up there, there's a beam of light that resembles an giant "A"...for Angel, we're saved!! No more jobbing for us. RVD: "No you idiot, that's not an "A" those are 3 H's." Booker T: "Tell me you did not just say that." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/03.jpg The love angle between Jericho and Trish took a turn for the worst when Christian had sex with him. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/04.jpg Little did Trish know that she was about to be eaten by the giant Chris Jericho. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/05.jpg Mick was pretty upset that Randy tore his new pair of sweat pants. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/06.jpg Stacy: "Have you ever deepthroated something THIS BIG?" Torrie: "Why don't you ask Tajiri?" Stacy immediately removed her foot and set forth for Tajiri's locker room. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/07.jpg Although they appeared happy, Sable and Torrie were pretty pissed thatt Moolah and Mae Young were getting more action backstage than they were. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/08.jpg Chavo Sr.: "You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive....that you will never give up...not matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise." Chavo Jr.: "I promise." Chavo Sr.: "Never let go." Chavo Jr. "I promise I'll never let go Jack, I promise." Chavo Sr.: "Good...wait who's Jack?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/09.jpg Brock: "Man I'm itchin' to play some FOOTBALL!!" Goldberg: "Shut up we need to finish the match first." Brock: "Who cares, they already hate us." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/10.jpg Fans were quite disgusted that Rikishi shit out one of the Basham Brothers. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/11.jpg Molly: "Alright I'm bald, I'm bound to get a push now!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/13.jpg Kane was used to being in that position when Hunter held him down. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/14.jpg Chris Benoit's new cannibal gimmick was mad over with the fans. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/16.jpg Belt: "I am the spirit of Triple H, I hereby command you to bury everybody on the roster." Chris: "WTF?!" |
WTF happened to the Ankle lock pic, and the Benoit/Eddie celebration pic?
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Why are all the pics ****ed up?
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Man they've changed the pics, after all my hard work :mad:
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You know it's bad when Satan gets nose bleed seats. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/02.jpg Cena: WHITE POWER! This gimmick lasted VERY shortly. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/03.jpg The emotion so off the hook, Cena LIFTING Big Show, Satan in the nose bleed section, the ref doing some little jig, the crowd was on a HIGH! So high, that one member in the audience even turned Super Saiyan! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/04.jpg Using his balding monk powers, the ref broke ever bone in John's arm, and made the belt finish the left arm off. And through Cena's tears, all that could be heard was a faint, yet emphasized: "Panama..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/05.jpg This is the new WMXX logo?! Oh..OH, they're just making a W, my bad. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/06.jpg Christian: You stole my hair. Jericho: You stole my goatee. Hunter watched in humour as the two tore each other apart. His plan to eliminate the Canadians by letting some keep long hair and the others have goatees was slowly, but surely, destroying their mutal bond. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/07.jpg Christian suddenly came to the realization that this was the WORST skating rink ever. Or was this the pony ride? Either way, it sucked worse than a Wookie versus jobber match. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/08.jpg Trish was understandably upset. She wanted to confess her love for Jericho, and he just HAD to go blind from a weird case of quick acting glaucoma. Stupid, indignant Jericho. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/09.jpg Ref: Oh man, oh boy. A quarter! My lucky day. And with cut backs, this gives me a DOLLAR for pay today! The wife is going to be so happy. Christian, Jericho, check this out, I found a quarte--OH MY GOD! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/10.jpg Trish: HA! Take that you backstabing bastard, rotten useless piece of worthless filth mother****ing bastard son of a whore mother... Christian (Thinking): Trish has a hot ass... Trish: ...shit sucking piece of worthless moronic... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/11.jpg Christian: Is that Satan up there? Trish: I sure told him with those insults! HAHA! I am the MEAN HEEL! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/12.jpg Rock: Okay, mic, that's Flair there...but that doesn't sound like his "2001 Space Odyessy" theme...and who were those other two jabronis again? http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/13.jpg The ref was a bit surprised. He'd been forced into one of Triple H's "push parties" before a few times, but this was the first time he'd seen one of those from Foley... Batista on the other hand was coming to the notion he might not ever walk again. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/14.jpg Batista: You just killed Rock!? YOU'RE the one who's been killing everyone! Ric: Wait, I can explain! Batista: Try me, old man! Ric: Rocky...Rocky speak! *covers mouth and talks* I am the Rock, I am alive. Flair is God.. Batista: Oh my Flair, I'm sorry I ever doubted you sir.. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/15.jpg Rock: Okay, I've seen Rikishi do this a hundred times...I just fall on his chest..Wait...Hey Mick, is Rikishi still wrestling?! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/16.jpg Batista took the surprise moment to get a good gripping on Orton's backside. Unfortunately for Flair, though, Batista's arm and hand had much more reach than he thought. |
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Eh, i think the images got changed
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Okay they did, this sucks, we lost our captions.
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omg, this sucks so bad damn the wwe for changing all the pictures, damn them to hell!
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NOTE: If you've posted captions already, it would be a good idea to simply EDIT them with the following photos. That way, less spam, and you can keep the captions you've already posted.
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lol @ all the pics changing so none of the captions make sense :lol:
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Wow, not only did they dupe a couple, but the order is all messed up. I think we should wait until they straighten that sh</>it out because they will probably fix the images again.
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Stacy: Oh God, please don't let daddy be watching...He said I wasn't supposed to be almost naked on TV 'til I was fourteen... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/18.jpg Stacy: Take *huff* that *huff* Shannon... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/19.jpg Stacy & Torrie (at the same time): RAPE!! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/20.jpg Stacy: Wha' happen'? or HER Invisible Crucifix. The same IC you know and love, with leak absorbing protection. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/21.jpg Torrie: So *giggle*, why are you smiling like that Sable? Sable: No reason my dear.. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/22.jpg Here we see the ref do the right thing, and put Rey out of our misery. Flash..:nono: http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/23.jpg Chavo JR: Father....NOOO! Chavo SR: Son...you must...live on... Chavo SR is then dragged to be the offering for the Altar of Hunter that night. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/24.jpg Goldberg: You sold out...you sold out... Lesnar: STOP IT! Goldberg: Teletubbies suck...Teletubbies suck.... Lesnar (in tears): SHUT UP! :'( http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/25.jpg Goldberg: Hey, I can see talent from here! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/26.jpg Hand: You know, back in my day, we didn't have all of this fancy wrestling where you had to use your upper-arm strength and prowess. All we had was our THUMBS to wrestle with. And we had to walk fifty miles...IN THE SNOW..to do it! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/27.jpg Vince: Oh shit...I forgot my line... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/28.jpg Rikishi paused. He hadn't read the spoilers online, but he wondered if Brock would STILL kill him if he got on the internet after Lesnar was gone. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/29.jpg Basham A learned you NEVER suplex Rikishi. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/30.jpg Scotty & Rikishi: If Booker and Van Druggie can have a W, then so can we! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/31.jpg The virtual game of "Who's Who?" became so true, when after the audience was left asking "Who's that?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/32.jpg When Molly offered you to let her breast feed you, you AGREED or lost a jaw bone. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/33.jpg Here we see the ref playing "Shadow" with Victoria. The crowd made it clear that they weren't too happy about his full view. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/34.jpg It's sad when you have to get nailed to a broken invisible crucifix.. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/35.jpg This, my friends, is why you never pass out at a Triple H "Push" party. |
ARRRGHHHH MY ****ING CAPTIONS ARE RUINED!!
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And then we knew the where abouts of Osama Bin Ladin. |
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As the shattered pieces of the glass ceiling fell to the floor of Madison Square Garden, Chris Beoit revelled in the knowledge that no matter what happened on tomorrow's Raw, or at Backlash, or anywhere down the line, he had done it. It was Wrestlemania 20, he was the man, and nobody could take that away from him, not even the boss's roided up, big-nosed son in law. Who said all captions had to be funny anyways. |
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Molly was sad. Not because she looks like Sinnead O'Conner, but because she just realized she could have saved tons of money on her car insurance by switching to Geico. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/37.jpg Eddie: NO BODY MOVE...Or the ANGLE GETS IT! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/38.jpg WCWSyndrome was catching up with the WWE. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/39.jpg Needless to say, Eddie wasn't impressed with the ref's Ali impression. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/40.jpg Eddie: I am the WWE Champion, I am the WWE Champion, I am the WWE Champion... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/41.jpg Worst. Dropkick. Ever. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/42.jpg Eddie debutes his OperaMan gimmick. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/43.jpg Even Paul gets creeped out by that damn pyro. Or Paul: ...........UH OH! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/44.jpg Paul: Now, one more time, WITH FEELING! Druids: One. Of us. Is wearing. A push-up bra. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/45.jpg Notice how the WWE editted out the tumbleweed? :shifty: http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/46.jpg (8)When the eyes of the Rangers are upon you...(8) http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/47.jpg 'Taker: What the...the glass ceiling?! Ref: Oh SHEE-IT! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/48.jpg Kane: BOOOO! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/49.jpg Worst. Head Scissors. EVER. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/50.jpg Kane: What the unmmmfmfmf Taker: Heh heh...learned this from Triple H! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/51.jpg Gene Simmons looks different... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/52.jpg Hunter: Will...Not...Let...Him...TAP.... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/53.jpg Hunter: Shawn, or the rumours true?! Shawn: Oh MAN, it's like the Storm guy too down here! Hunter: Stupid Canadians.. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/54.jpg Good lord, the Crucifix broke! Good lord! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/55.jpg Hunter (thinking): This wasn't in Shawn's book on screwing Canadians! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/56.jpg Benoit: Oh God..it's so beautiful, so shin...what the heck is this note?! *tears the note and reads it.* Note: Benoit, congratulations on your win. See you on your back in April. Love, Hunter. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/57.jpg Eddie: So...you got the title? Benoit: Yup..and you? Eddie: Yeah... Benoit: Think the smarks are happy? Eddie: Yeah... Benoit: Wonder if they'll ever realize that it has been us controlling the booking, and not Hunter? Eddie: Noot any time soon Vato! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/58.jpg The Double Anti-Chokehold. Good for clearing the throat. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/59.jpg Benoit: What the heck is this stu-OH DEAR CHRIST, ASBESTOS!! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/60.jpg Well, if you're going to get heavy lung cancer from the falling fire-proof powder, might as well live it up. |
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Now I'm a pretty straight guy, but even I have to say that John's got the most radiant ass in wrestling. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/02.jpg In a vicious heel turn, John Cena leads Mr. Socko away in chains. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/04.jpg "What the --- ? The United States Title?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/05.jpg RVD: "Hey, Booker, does that say 'Foley: Rock, I'm getting pinned, beam me up!'"?!?!?! Booker: "Looks like Vince is screwing around with Wrestlemania photos to piss of the TPWW.net captioneers, sucka." RVD: "Oh, good. For a while there, I thought I was having the delirium tremens again." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/06.jpg Christian: "When in the hell was I ever taller than you?" Jericho: "Just shut up and kiss me, you tall fool." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/10.jpg Chris knew he shouldn't have tried the Extra Spicy Pad Thai. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/11.jpg Let this be a lesson to us all: the guy with the nicest Legos always gets the girls. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/16.jpg "We're men... Manly Men! ... We're men in tights... YES!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/21.jpg Strip London Bridge at its finest. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/22.jpg Months ago, Rey made a bet with Dawn Marie that if she'd dress up as her favorite Justice League member, he'd go to Wrestlemania dressed up as the flash. He felt kinda silly now, but DAMN Wonder Woman was fine. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/24.jpg Goldberg: "You can't go to the NFL, Brock. It'll ruin you. Look at me, son. I used to be on the Atlanta Falcons!" Brock: "Oh my God... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/27.jpg "Alright... got the money, the power, and the bitchin' Lego set ... c'mon, LADIES!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/31.jpg Seconds after seeing his new president of operations, Donald Trump immediately regrets hiring personnel through that damn reality show. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/35.jpg Molly: "Wow, that shampoo felt nice. So we're doing hi-lites today?" Victoria: "Er..... yyyyyeahh....." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/36.jpg Molly: "Why do I have this sudden urge to star in Alien 3?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/40.jpg Eddie hoped that no one noticed that he'd lied and cheated to steal Golddust's boots. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/43.jpg Papa Smurf sure is packin' the pounds lately. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/44.jpg To the delight of geeks everywhere, the Ring-Wraiths take on the Dementors of Azkaban in a You-ripped-off-my-gimmick-you-hack-bastard Battle Royale. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/45.jpg King: "Oh, my God, JR! It's the Undertaker... and he's wearing a HAT!" JR: "It's truly the return of the Deadman!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/46.jpg King: "Now he's doing that thing with his eyes!" JR: "Can there be no salvation for the most evil man in wrestling?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/47.jpg King: "Now he's doing ... what do call that, JR?" JR: "The most DANGEROUS move in all of.... in all of.... aw hell, I can't do this anymore! That's just Mark Calloway with a new HAT!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/50.jpg JR: "Hold on, King... THAT'S new." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/51.jpg Minutes later, Taker was sent to the corner for sticking out his tongue in class. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/57.jpg Eddie: "Honestly, Chris... 'Atlanta, Georgia'?" Benoit: "Shhhh.... Not until my green card clears!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/60.jpg Failing to comprehend that Benoit didn't job to either Hunter or Michaels, the universe spontaneously combusts. |
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Okay, here goes nothing. A year ago, I was very slowly starting to get good at this. I also remember Lamuella going berserk on the WM captions from last year, and El Santo already went psycho, so I got some big shoes to try to fill...
http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/01.jpg Tragedy struck when Cheech revealed John Cena to be John Connor right as the T-X entered the building. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/02.jpg Cena's new Adult Bondage Sock Puppets were a huge hit with the crowd. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/03.jpg Show reacted the only way he knew how and gave Cena the single worst wedgie of his life. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/04.jpg Yeah. Cena just realized he was naked again. OR Panic struck Cena when he realized he'd forgotten to turn off the oven. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/05.jpg RVD and Booker's plan to have the alien destroy anyone with gold eventually backfired with the UFO showed up at Wrestlemania packing heat... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/06.jpg Jericho: *sniff sniff* "Grilled chicken parmegean melt with onion rings and ranch dressing." Christian: "You, my friend, are good." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/07.jpg Apparently, Christian had a hard time grasping the concept that Jericho was, in fact, NOT a pony. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/08.jpg Trish was so utterly vicious in her heinous attack on the bottom turnbuckle that Jericho couldn't bear to watch. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/09.jpg Christian: "Hey, mind if I practice with you right now before I bone Trish for reals later tonight?" Jericho: "Yeah, sure--wait a minute..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/10.jpg After successfully accomplishing their mission, the HHH Hold-Down Drones accented the humilation with a taunting pose before returning to their holding docks. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/11.jpg Unfortunately, on their way back, the Hold-Down Drones weren't too careful and were devoured by a ferocious Jerichozilla. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/12.jpg Offscreen: "Who's a washed up wrestler who doesn't wrestle full time yet can come back periodically and get a good PPV spot?" Mick: "I am!" Hand: "He is!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/13.jpg Foley: "Shoot this man in the ass!" Jack Dunn: "Um... Mick, who are you talking to, and what are you pointing at?" Foley: "Isn't that the funny thing to say for this sort of caption?" Dunn: "Yeah... but the nearest person is Batista, and he's behind you." Foley: "Oh. Damn... I've been out of this too long." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/14.jpg To add insult to injury, after knocking The Rock down, Flair took the time to show off his Removable Thumb Trick to an awestruck Batista before going for the cover. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/15.jpg Never one to back down from oneupsmanship, The Rock showed off his Removable Wrist Trick to an awestruck audience after planting Flair with the spinebuster. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/16.jpg Orton unintentionally added to his Legend Killer resume after he forgot to put on some deodorant earlier that day. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/17.jpg Stacy was especially pleased with the new vibrating ring ropes. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/18.jpg As you can see by her reaction, Jackie Gayda just botched standing on the ring apron. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/19.jpg Torrie always picked the worst times to remove clothing tags. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/20.jpg Stacy: "All right, who's the wise ass who shut off the vibrator???" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/21.jpg Torrie snickered when moments later, the snare trap wrapped around Sable's wrist and lifted her up into the air. One diva down, nine to go... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/22.jpg Last year, Daredevil had a heck of a time battling his foes at Wrestlemania XIX. The Flash didn't fare much better this year. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/23.jpg Hilarity ensued when Chavo's gravity manipulation powers went awry. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/24.jpg Brock: "Wait... you're not Lawrence Taylor..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/25.jpg Brock made a mental note to enunciate the next time he talked with Goldberg. He wanted to be in football, not a football. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/26.jpg Lesnar: "So you're telling me this is a legal tackle in the NFL?" Goldberg: "Yup." Lesnar: "You're SURE I won't get a flag for this, right?" Goldberg: "Not at all." Lesnar: "Cool. Ya know, I really appreciate your using your prior NFL experience to help me out." Goldberg: "Sure thing... sucker..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/27.jpg Fans were dismayed when Vince came out to announce that Hunter was scheduled to bury the entire city of New York next month. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/28.jpg Rikishi: "Oh man, that was some dump." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/29.jpg Well, this proves it. NO ONE can carry Rikishi to a match, not even on the grandest stage of them all. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/30.jpg Scotty, Nick, and Rikishi figured this pose could thward the lowering of the glass ceiling. Boy were they wrong! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/31.jpg People had always called Donald Trump evil, but when he aired his Al Quaeda dealings live on TV, there was no longer any doubt. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/32.jpg Icky saliva or not, Molly was getting those dentures back! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/33.jpg The ladies weren't too keen on this new "Get in prime paddling position when Triple H comes out" order, but it was either that or be buried on Heat... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/34.jpg Victoria was ecstatic about her huge win until the Wrestlemania XX logo ran her down, "doing it for The Rock." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/35.jpg Victoria was just a bit creeped out by Molly's orgasmic expression in response to the shave, but as long as she got to have fun with razors, it was okay. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/36.jpg Molly wasn't too thrilled when the girls enlisted her in the Marines and had her shipped out to Iraq. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/37.jpg If punching through Eddie's chest with his arm didn't bring the Guerrero down, Angle thought, nothing would. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/38.jpg Angle and Eddie do their best Big-Show-gasping-and-wheezing-after-twenty-seconds-of-work impressions. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/39.jpg Patrick: "Simon says... touch your shoulder!" Eddie: "WTF, ese?" Angle: "Whoa, Sean's cage IS really dirty! And why is he doing a striptease..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/40.jpg Eddie might have been taking this whole "lie, cheat, and steal" gimmick a little far when he tried to steal his OWN boots. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/41.jpg Leave it to Angle to come up with the most intense push-up regiments ever. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/42.jpg Eddie shows off the leather boots he swiped from Saks 5th Avenue, complete with giant price tag still attached. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/43.jpg Paul Bearer was a bit vocal in voicing his tremendous sudden urge for a Big Mac. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/44.jpg When it was learned that Triple H was going to tap out cleanly later that night, the disbelieving stadium began to spontaneously burn down. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/45.jpg Some of the druids apparently didn't understand kayfabe when they decided to test the "You cannot kill what's already dead" tagline and set Undertaker on fire. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/46.jpg Even Taker wasn't too thrilled about his new wardrobe. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/47.jpg Breaking away from his psycho monster character, Kane was happy to help the old man cross the ring ropes. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/48.jpg The match grounded to a standstill when Taker just sat there, enjoying Kane's amusing Teletubby impressions. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/49.jpg Both Kane and Taker suddenly had a flashback through the 127 times they'd gone through this. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/50.jpg To ensure Kane was buried for good, Taker put Jacobs through the "Triple H Treatment." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/51.jpg Here is a rare shot of KISS on their day off... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/52.jpg Benoit: "Tap, dammit!" Michaels: "Pain... intense... owie owie owie..." Triple H: "Hang in there! Don't tap buddy! Earl's about to call for the bell." Hebner: "Wait a moment... this definitely isn't the sharpshooter... dammit, I don't know what to do." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/53.jpg Things got a little weird when all three wrestlers stopped mid-bump to buggy down to 70s music, accompanied by the Wrestlemania XX Disco Ball. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/54.jpg Benoit had flattened a large, flat, smooth pane. Wait a moment, wasn't it supposed to be the other way around? http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/55.jpg Triple H refused to tap until Benoit took matters into his own hands and wrenched Hunter's left leg 180 degrees forward. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/56.jpg Benoit: "This is a dream come true! I'm so hap---EWWW!!! There's still bits of Hunter's skin on here!!!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/57.jpg Eddie: "Man, ese, I sure wish Dean and Perry were still here to share this great moment!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/58.jpg Chris: "Yeah... but they're not..... You can let go now." Eddie: "Can't. Stuck." Chris: "Dammit! That Rhyno is like lightning!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/60.jpg And here you can actually see hell beginning to freeze over... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/59.jpg Benoit and Eddie never understood how they'd managed to actually become champs until they heard the evil laughter of Vince's voice over the PA system followed by the first bursts of the implosion charges... Whew! SIXTY captions! I'll pat myself on the back for the effort. :cool: |
Oh, and to make it easier for me, could anyone who wants to be archived just edit their original post and delete all their captions, then redo them in a new thread? That way I don't have to check anything above RB's reposting of the corrected captions...
Or you can make my life difficult. :p |
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In a Biblical reeanactment, David squared off against Goliath with special guest referee: Hitler. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/02.jpg Cena: Yo yo yo yo. I got a chain around my hand, and I'm gonna hit Big Show in the head. He'll be knocked out so cold, y'all gonna think he's dead. And after I pin him for the one-two-three, y'all just might think "credibility" when you DO SEE ME. Word life. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/03.jpg (Sean O'Haire lowers his laser-pointing sniper rifle) Cena: WHY GOD? WHY? http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/04.jpg After Cena defeated Show, much to his surprise, his credibility continued to shrink, and he too, as a result. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/05.jpg (Backstage before the match) RVD: Just try it Book... Would Rob, Van, Dam, steer you wrong? Booker T: I guess not sucka. (15 minutes later) Booker: Yo, RVD man, what is this shit we just smoked... I'm hallucinatin'... I feel like we just won titles at Wrestlemania. RVD: This is the greatest thing on the planet... My personal homegrown laced with Evolution Kool-Aid, dude... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/06.jpg Christian: Have you been giving head to Stephanie McMahon? Jericho: Wrong! Fish filet sandwich with extra tartar sauce and refried bean dip! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/07.jpg Christian had one hell of a challenge. He was to pull the referee out of Jericho's ass before the new year's ball dropped. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/08.jpg Trish: EWWWWWWWW! Jericho: Sorry! How was I supposed to know that urinal cake wasn't a giant breathmint!? http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/09.jpg And just then, the referee did the most enthusiastic and powerful "you're a homo" finger point in history. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/10.jpg Jericho: *Spitting and coughing* Christian: Shannon Moore, that had to be the cruelest joke I ever saw. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/11.jpg Christian: Jericho, chill man! This isn't real! Jericho: No fair! WAHHHHH! I'm TELLING! Trish: *Laughing* Jericho: What's so funny you little backstabber!? Trish: Chris, this is all staged! Christian just showed me this was all acting and everything has been on camera the whole time! Jericho: ...And your feelings for me? Trish: Erm... Jericho: :mad: http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/12.jpg The Rock, on his first ever two-win Wrestlemania streak, wanted to protect his investment by being on Randy Orton's team instead. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/13.jpg Mick sure had his hands full if he wanted to call everyone in MSG a homo. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/14.jpg Ric Flair knew they had no chance of pinning The Rock when he had to demonstrate to Batista in a game of charades to hurry up and pin him, or he'll nip up and do a bunch of finishing moves. Batista: Are you sure? I wasn't going to try until at least 5 or 6 more powerbombs and a few spinebusters... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/15.jpg Rock: Can ya smell it jabroni? Flair: ...yes, sadly. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/16.jpg Batista laughed. He knew his toxic farts mist blew the green mist out of the water, when both Flair and Orton passed out. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/17.jpg Ref: Wow, sure is crowded in here. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/18.jpg Ref: Oh my god, your legs are spread at exactly a 108 degree angle... How do you do that? Stacy: You should see my 360. Ref: :eek: 360!? How did you learn to do that!? Stacy: Well, Vince doesn't give divas their own seats on the planes, so I learned to compact myself as checked baggage. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/19.jpg King: Stacy with a... er. Torrie connects with... Eh... Sable, Jackie, with a... JR. Who is doing what to who? JR: I don't know, King, but I have the erection of a government mule right now. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/20.jpg Stacy: Ok, who deflated my tits and ass? http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/21.jpg Here is your winner, and new WWE Cruiserweight Champion, Shannon, Moooooooooooore! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/22.jpg Spider-Man vs. Daredevil ended in a no contest when referee Norman Osbourne interfered on Daredevil's behalf. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/23.jpg After Rey put the ring to sleep by rapping, Chavo took advantage. Rey: I run around in a paranoid stupa', trying to find the guy who took my chalupa. Chavo: Rey, what the hell are you talking about? Rey: I gotta figure out how many tacos to order, to move ahead I gotta run for the border. Chavo: ...Save me daddy... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/24.jpg Goldberg: Hehehhubbie so geh. Tehweh suh. Laalaa suh mah dih lah nah. Ah puh mah Teh Weh ih heh buh ho. Sheh loft eh. Brock Lesnar: I don't understand? Goldberg: Ah, neh mah. Bah to bureheh yeh. Bah theh weh, Fahcahs peh weh. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/25.jpg Goldberg: ! YEH HUH LIH UH DOHEH! Brock: Why, thank you Bill. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/26.jpg Goldberg was screwed when Thing from Adams Family decided to interfere. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/27.jpg Vince: So, in my newest business venture, I have decided to start off my own website, as an offshoot of EBay... I present to you... EMania! JR: King, I love this man with all my heart and soul, but he has got to stop smoking crack. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/28.jpg Haas: Hey, I thought of a new tongue twister! Check it out. Haas has hoss ass in his - OH DEAR GOD NO! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/29.jpg Basham: Sit on my face and tell me lies... Rikishi: *Sits on his face* I am a credible tag champ. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/30.jpg In an effort to clear things up in the locker room, Vince personally came out and made sure everyone knew Rikishi and Scotty were really Tag Team Champions. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/31.jpg In an attempt to actually make people vote for it, the country revealed its newest reality TV show series, Decision 2008. Where the winners would be declared the President and Vice President. And here is the first team, Jessie "The Hobo" Ventura and Donald Trump. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/32.jpg Victoria had a habit of biting her nails when she was nervous, and the possibility of seeing Molly bald seemed to do the trick. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/33.jpg Worst. Razor's Edge. Ever. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/34.jpg Only a chick would win the gold at the greatest showcase of them all, WILLYMANIA! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/35.jpg Victoria: I snagged a bottle of Shawn's shampoo... How does it feel? Molly: OH YES... Oh GOD yes... Oh! Barber dude: (Really Triple H using his shapeshifting abilities) Hmm, so that's how he does that to me... |
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After the US Marines and MP's showed up to collect their AWOL soldier, Vince could not afford to lose Orton at such a key moment. So it was up to Molly to take one for the team. OR Molly unleashed hew new gimmick, G.I. Jane. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/37.jpg Eddie: So how's it feel when I do THIS!? Kurt: OUCH! Eddie: Hm. And THIS? Kurt: OH GOD PLEASE STOP! Eddie: Alright, time to get cheiropractor Lesnar. Kurt: OMG NO. BATISTA does a better spinebuster than Brock! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/38.jpg Kurt: I don't see it. Eddie: Whew. I thought Shawn had taped a "bury me" sign to my back. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/39.jpg Eddie: Nice going moron, you knocked out Kurt. Ref: Malfunction. Malfunction. System overload. Eddie: Shi</>t, I knew this was one of Michaels's remote-control referees! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/40.jpg Eddie: This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home... This little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none... And this little piggy went, "WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE," all the way home! Richards: *Giggle* http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/41.jpg Eddie: Harder! Don't be a pussy! Angle: *TWIST* Eddie: ARGH! HARDER YOU LITTLE GIRL! Angle: Now THAT does it! *TWISTWISTWISTWIST!* Eddie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! KEEP GOING! Angle: I'm trying Eddie, but these damn shoes won't come off! Eddie: That puta Rhyno! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/42.jpg Eddie: Haha Rhyno, you DUMBASS! You tried to glue my shoe to my foot, but you really glued the WWE belt to me! I'M THE NEXT TRIPLE H! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/43.jpg Count Chocula was pissed when he found out they added blueberry marshmallows to his cereal! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/44.jpg 'Taker was screwed, when awaiting him on the way to the ring was the Kane Klux Klan. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/45.jpg JR: BAH GAWD KING! IT'S THE LOVECHILD OF IRVINE KINNEAS AND SEPHIROTH! King: Who the hell are they? JR: Oh sorry King, all those FFX2 commericals did a number on me in my free time. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/46.jpg JR: Anyway, bah gawd, the deadman has risen! King: And not only that, but he's on E-pills too JR! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/47.jpg Kane already knew the Undertaker was more over than him, but 'Taker had to rub it in by demonstrating. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/48.jpg JR: BAH GAWD THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR KICKED OUT OF THE PEDIGREE! King: Wrong match JR. JR: Mah bawd. Satan: Oh Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaneyyyyyyyy, Kaaaaaaaaaneyyyyyyyy... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/49.jpg 'Taker and Kane did their impression of Triple H and Shawn Michaels. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/50.jpg Since there was no way to kick out of the tombstone, Kane gave the 'Taker a 'zerbet' in an attempt to make him giggle out of the pin. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/51.jpg Undertaker: WUZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP. or It was much like 'Taker to brag like Michael Jordan after winning the big one. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/52.jpg Michaels: QUICK, save me! I'm in a Canadian finisher! or Hebner: Ugh, all this long hair is confusing me, which two of you are Canadians again? Triple H: *MAKES THE SAVE* http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/53.jpg Triple H: Are you sure about this Shawn? I mean, if we suplex him, won't he be 'over' us for a few seconds? Shawn: Hm, good point... Let's just not suplex him all the way, then. Triple H: Great idea! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/54.jpg Benoit: Forgive them father, for they know not what they do... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/55.jpg Benoit: TAP OUT TRIPLE H! Triple H: NEVER! Why in the HELL would I job the gold to you cleanly at Mania and sell that weak move!? I AM THE GAME! Benoit: Look Triple H. A spider on the mat right under your right hand! Triple H: OMG KILL IT! KILL IT! I AM AFRAID OF SPIDERS! (Pounding the mat profusely) http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/60.jpg Benoit: Sucker... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/56.jpg Ref: Dude, why are you crying? Your dream just came true! Benoit: No it didn't... Ref: Why not? Benoit: *Sniffle* Because I'm not naked. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/57.jpg (Mexican Soap Opera Music) Eddie: Benoit... I know that we lovers are split by the brands. But ese vato, we each have our respective brand belts to remember each other by. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/58.jpg Benoit: Yes! We shall forever be bonded by the belts! And even though this belt gives me the right to bone Stephanie and Michaels, I won't do it! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/59.jpg Chavo was too sore to accept his invitation to the Showcase of the Immigrants. |
LOL! Nice stuff RB!
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Thanks! LoL at most of the captions, and rofl at El Santo's "Does that say... Foley: Rock, I'm getting pinned!" one. They messed that caption all to sh</>it. =(
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dfjberjkefukhi ROFL at Corky's "eww, there's a bit of Hunter's skin on here" one.
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<font color=goldenrod>All throughout WrestleMania XX, the WWE unveiled their newest stable. The most lethal stable this side of the nWo:
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As if one person of abnormal height in the match wasn't enough, WWE recruited a levitating midget to act as referee http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/02.jpg Cena's glove puppet "Mr Chaino" amused the crowd. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/03.jpg Cena was so intent on winning the match that even the levitating midget didn't alert him to aliens landing in row 12 A http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/04.jpg Cena's joy at winning the match turned to horror as WWE officials shot Old Yeller in front of him. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/05.jpg Van Dam, Booker T and the Ref all suddenly became French. (it's a grower, I promise) http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/06.jpg CHRISTIAN: New aftershave? JERICHO: Yep CHRISTIAN: Dreamy! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/07.jpg as Christian screamed "SAY MY NAME, BITCH!", the camp atmosphere of events were completed by the descending glitterball. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/08.jpg At ringside, the "naked Paul Heyman" gimmick debuted. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/09.jpg Christian's new finisher, the "sloppy seconds" was a big hit! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/10.jpg Jericho had the last laugh when he nailgunned Trish and Christian's hands to their hips. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/11.jpg Christian and Trish were chaught unawares by Jericho's giant yellow clone. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/12.jpg Rock and Foley spotted their friend Raoul in the crowd. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/13.jpg Batista was about to propose when Foley was distracted by some damn fine elevator music! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/14.jpg "SMELL MY HANDS!", Flair screamed, but after seeing what it did to Rock, Batista wasn't falling for THAT! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/15.jpg The Rock prepared for his new finisher, the Teabag http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/16.jpg The cover art for "Boys gone wild" was a hit! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/17.jpg Torrie waited patiently for the doctors to remove the Wrestlemania sign from her spine http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/18.jpg Stacy unveiled her deadly new finisher, the Queef Of Doom http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/19.jpg Torrie countered with the Atomic Wedgie http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/20.jpg Stacy asked why her bikini had been made out of an old bath mat. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/21.jpg RAW came live that night from Massachusetts. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/22.jpg "Introducing, from Springfield, at a weight of 445 pounds... COMIC BOOK GUY!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/23.jpg Halfway through the match, Chavo lost control of his gravity-altering powers, and the whole arena was in danger of being sucked into a quantumn singularity. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/24.jpg It was the fed's first "WE QUIT!" match http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/25.jpg It wasn't comfortable, but if there was a better way of clearing navel fluff, Goldberg sure didn't know it. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/26.jpg It wasn't comfortable, but if there was a better way of checking armpit freshness, Goldberg sure didn't know it. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/27.jpg In an emotional moment, Vince McMahon publically apologized for the necrophillia angle. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/28.jpg It wasn't comfortable, but if there was a better way of checking for piles, Charlie Haas sure didn't know it. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/29.jpg Other Samoans copied the Teabag, but lacked The Rock's finesse http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/30.jpg It was 11PM, and Scotty and Rikishi didn't have a CLUE where their deodorant was. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/31.jpg The revelation that Donald Trump was the money behind Al-Quaeda rocked the NBC Tuesday night lineup to its very core. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/32.jpg They said it wouldn't work after Isaac Yankem, but Molly pulled off the "Wrestling dentist" gimmick wonderfully. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/33.jpg "GIMME AN M!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/34.jpg Bret Hart's return introduced a brand new image. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/35.jpg The niche market in "barber porn" grew day to day. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/36.jpg Angle wasn't sure about the transvestite gimmick. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/37.jpg EDDY: And I say that Disraeli was the best prime minister! ANGLE: Lord Palmerston! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/38.jpg "Well, where did you last HAVE your contact lens?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/39.jpg "YOU'RE a homo! HE'S a homo! YOU'RE ALL HOMOS!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/40.jpg It was the biggest tragedy of his life. Eddy Guererro was WWE champion, but he had never learned how to tie his boots. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/41.jpg Kurt tied Eddy's boots for him. He was a true friend. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/42.jpg In understand why Eddy had the title in his right hand, but I haven't got a clue what he's holding in his left OR "Who's the homo NOW, esse?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/44.jpg The meeting of "6 foot burning wieners anonymous" was under way. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/45.jpg Garth Brooks was losing his looks. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/46.jpg Undertaker was posessed by the spirit of a giant mutant hamster. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/47.jpg Despite Kane's protestations of love, Undertaker had to return to his own planet. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/48.jpg The Kane/Taker match was so dull that the Undertaker even took a nap during it. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/49.jpg The shoot for "Men Alone IV: Weapons Of Ass Destruction" was going well http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/50.jpg Position #592, The Grecian Pushups. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/51.jpg Gene Simmons looked like hell. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/52.jpg Chris Benoit just needed a hug. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/53.jpg Everyone knew that Hunter had a god complex, but getting the special effects boys to lower a halo over his head was taking it too far. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/54.jpg Chris Benoit knew that the whirlwind wedding to Liza Minelli had been a mistake. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/55.jpg HHH was disqualified from the match for biting Benoit's thumbs off. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/56.jpg The referee showed Chris Benoit photographic evidence of his wife sleeping with Gene Okerlund. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/57.jpg The greatest attraction at the carnival was the Vanilla Mirror. It showed you just what you'd look like if you were Canadian. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/58.jpg To renew his commitment to lying, cheating and stealing, Eddy swiped Benoit's wallet. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/59.jpg It was the tradition in Massachusetts for same sex couples to exchange belts instead of rings. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/60.jpg Angry at losing the belt, HHH drew in a few Clique favours and got the almighty to unmake the universe. |
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It's only the first matchup of the card, but all the trademark signs were there. The charismatic up-and-coming young challenger, ready to give his all to win his first gold. The unstoppable monster of a champion, ready to give his opponent the fight of his life. The disturbingly effeminate Neo-Nazi referee goose-stepping and giving a limp-wristed "zieg heil!" No doubt about it, this is Wrestlemania, baby!!! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/02.jpg Cena hated having to chain up his hand like that, but it just wouldn't stop taking a leak on the carpet. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/03.jpg The Big Show wows the audience with a picture-perfect flying Tornado DDT. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/04.jpg Cena celebrates the win with a dead-on McCauly Culkin impersonation. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/05.jpg "Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners.....and STILL WWE Tag Team Village People Champions...." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/06.jpg Christian finally showcased his full abilities as a heel. Jericho didn't even notice the quicksand trap until it was too late. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/07.jpg Christian takes a break from the wrestling match for a moment, to go "opponent surfing" instead. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/08.jpg Neither Jericho nor Trish could handle it when Mae Young entered herself into the Evening Gown match. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/09.jpg Christian could've gotten the easy win here, but the ref was currently too busy savagely brawling with Steven Richards to notice. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/10.jpg Chrisitan is satisfied with leaving Jericho battered and defeated, but Trish charges up her Super-Saiyan powers to go for the kill. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/11.jpg Trish's smile began to fade as the grueling Jericho/Christian "who's got a better 'pissy' face?" contest went into its fourth hour. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/12.jpg Foley couldn't help but be impressed by how tall Richards had gotten. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/13.jpg The Hardcore Legend did his best to ignore that rancid toxic fart Batista just let out. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/14.jpg Evolution looked to have the match all under control, but it was suddenly all over when Flair's knee sprung a leak and his tortured soul escaped. Soul: I'll never have to work with Orton ever again! I'm FREEEEEEEE!!!! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/15.jpg Oddly enough, Flair's soul had already bought a ticket in advance out in the fifth row. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/16.jpg Batista couldn't help but laugh as he let one rip, but to the dismay of his comrades. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/17.jpg I must say, that is the sexiest Menorah I have ever seen! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/18.jpg Stacy's offense ended in one of the most horrifying moments in Wrestlemania history, as Torrie countered by eating her alive from the foot up. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/19.jpg Ummmm, no comment. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/20.jpg Stacy was just as pissed as everyone else that she had to wear the lingerie made out of old bath towels. EDIT: Curses! Lammy beat me to it! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/21.jpg Torrie and Sable were so happy with the win, they didn't even notice that half of the audience had been blinked out of existence. Or the huge horn now growing out of Sable's head. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/22.jpg Man, you'd think after all those years of fighting supervillains, the Justice League would've put up a better fight. And for that matter, just who the hell decided to put Nunzio over Superman? http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/23.jpg Chavo Sr. tries to give his son encouragement, but deep down he knew that once Rey had locked on the Tijuana Ass-Chomp of Death, it was all over. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/24.jpg Ever notice the way a parakeet freaks out when you put it in front of a mirror? This is a thousand times worse. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/25.jpg Lesnar catches some AMAZING hang-time with one of the best flying cross body block I've ever seen. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/26.jpg The Goldberg/Lesnar/Thing Triple Threat match was a classic, only slightly marred by the run-in from Lurch and Cousin It at the end. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/27.jpg I can't beat the Lego one. That was just too damn good. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/28.jpg Charlie was slightly comforted by the thought that, even though he was about to get his head wedged up an enormous man's ass, it still wasn't as bad as jobbing to Orlando Jordan. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/29.jpg Wrestlemania History seemed to repeat itself, as another attemped Dragonrana ended in tragedy. Meanwhile, the referee had to lay further punishment on Richards for interfering in the match. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/30.jpg 'Kish and Scotty were ecstatic to be the WWE's first "Red Rover, Red Rover" Champions. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/31.jpg Donald: Jesse, I gotta ask, what the hell is with the beard? Jesse: It's a disguise. Hopefully, Vince won't know that I'm here and make me try to put over Randy Orton. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/32.jpg Victoria was a great wrestler, but she was clearly out of her league when put up against Molly "Make You Eat Your Own Fingers" Holly. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/33.jpg The Madison Square Garden crowd wasn't too happy when Molly and Victoria just quit mid-match and started doing Yoga routines instead. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/34.jpg Victoria finally proved her worth, though, coming up with a devastating new submission to finish Molly off. No one could ever withstand the DOUBLE Sockos!!! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/35.jpg Molly couldn't help but admit she was enjoying this. It was always her private fantasy to look like a chemo patient. |
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With a change of image and a more literal approach to his look, the Blue Meanie was back! |
....and, of course, Lammy cuts me off before I can get mine done and steal all my thunder :(
Ah, well, Act 2 of my captions is still to come! |
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Y'know, while Victoria's at it, she might as well get rid of that nasty pit-hair Molly's sportin', too. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/37.jpg Eddie & Kurt: CHEESE!!! Cameraman: God, and I thought I was working with professionals here. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/38.jpg Sure, it wasn't as cool as those overhead belly-to-belly suplezes, but Kurt managed to wear Eddie down into submission with his trademark "Evil Eye." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/39.jpg As the Battle over the WWE Title raged on, the referee delivered a devastatng combo to an already battered Richards. "For the last time....YOU..*bam!*..ARE..*bam!*..NOT..*bam!*..ON..*bam!*..THE..*bam!*...SHOW!!!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/40.jpg Eddie Guerrero: World-class athelete? Damn right! Deserving Champion? You bet your ass. Master of tying double-knots? Well, he's still got some ways to go. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/41.jpg Kurt: There! THAT's how you tie a double-knot! Now can we get back to the match? http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/42.jpg It was always a custom of Wrestlemania for the WWE Champion to end his match with a one-man version of West Side Story. Eddie is proud to carry on the legacy. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/43.jpg Nobody, least of all Paul Bearer, was all that happy about the surprise airing of the "Best of the Katie Vick Angle" documentary. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/44.jpg The Druids herald the return of their master, the legendary Dead Man, the Lord of Darkness, in the only way that was worthy: a bitchin' marshmallow roast. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/45.jpg 'Taker made a mental note to never eat Taco Bell before a match. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/46.jpg Wow, they weren't lying when they said the Dead would Rise Again! They brought back fu</>ckin' Wyatt Earp! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/47.jpg As another year of horrible gimmicks and jobbing to the Undertaker rolled around, Glenn couldn't help but wonder if he was the real-life inspriation for Groundhog Day. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/48.jpg Kane celebrated his dastardly deeds after pulling the chair out from the Undertaker just as he was about to sit down. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/49.jpg I will not do a gay joke, I will not do a gay joke, I will not do a gay joke.... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/50.jpg Dammit, NM, stay strong! Fight it! FIIIGHT IT!!!! The more I think about it, considering how many times Jacobs has had his head in that man's crotch, he could at leat spend enough to get him some flowers or take him out to dinner first. DAMMIT!!!! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/51.jpg Every once in a great while, a picture comes along that is much funnier without a caption. This.....probably isn't one of them, but I can't think of a good one that hasn't been done. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/52.jpg HHH: Oh, no you don't! I get to be the one who gains respect for putting over Benoit! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/53.jpg Just the thought of HHH retaining at Mania was so horrible that it caused several smarks in the arena to explode in disgust. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/54.jpg Benoit once again proves his status as the Internet's darling by putting on another 4-star classic in his sleep. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/55.jpg Seconds later, Benoit bit deeply into the back of HHH's head and began to devour the Champ's brains. Dawn of the De-Pushed is bound to be a box-office hit. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/56.jpg Chris was really touched that Hunter thought he was good enough let him take a look at his belt for a little while. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/57.jpg Eddie: So....how's YOUR standing ovation? Benoit: Not too bad. Yours? Eddie: Meh. I've had better. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/58.jpg Benoit and Eddie close the show with the traditional Wrestlemania Champions' Slow Dance. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/59.jpg Wow. First Sparky Plugg was getting a Title shot. Now it's Black Tiger and Wild Pegasus. What's next, Terra Ryzin? That guy who tags with Marty Janetty? http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/60.jpg To commemorate the moment, Vince throws the cruiserweight division's contracts into a wood chipper for confetti. ****** Wow, those were unbelievably mediocre. |
Okay, I just spent the last hour doing some HEAVY editing on those captions. Hopefully I've punched up some of the lamer ones and, y'know, made them less lame. Anyways, I'm happy with them now.
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These prob. suck, meh it's my first time.
http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/01.jpg Cena: All Right, all I need to do is pick him up. Little did Cena know, Show had been in intense training. McDonald's Everyday for a week does wonders for your weight. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/02.jpg Cena: Hey look! That guy's got my T-Shirt on! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/03.jpg Cena: God, why do I always have to carry Shows matches? :rofl: http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/04.jpg Cena was in shock as he realised that not only was the ref feeling his arm, Show was headed towards his crotch. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/05.jpg RVD: Yeah! We rule! Umm. Booker, let's go, I need a hit. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/06.jpg Christian: So I've been working out for this one you see, if you know what I mean.. Y2J: Really! I bet you one dollar Canadian you're lying. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/07.jpg Christian had learnt alot from his short time with Lita. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/08.jpg Jericho couldn't bear to look at the sores on Trish's back, they reminded him too much of chesee... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/10.jpg Trish laughed at Jericho's attempt to chokeslam himself. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/11.jpg Okay, screw captioning... GODDAMN THAT BLONDE HAIRED ASSHOLE! HE GOT TRISH... :'( http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/12.jpg Mick's attept at "rocking out" failed miserably. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/13.jpg Mick then tried dancing, again, this failed. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/51.jpg So that's were Molly's hair went! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/43.jpg Muhahahaha! I will sweat on you!! Okay, that's it. tell me wat u think. please. |
LOL at Lam's "We Quit Match."
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LOL at practically all of Nowhere Man's! This is going to be a long archive. (Psst... any comments on any of mine, so I know if I should put any in? *wink wink*)
I dunno why, but the "Kane swiping the chair" had me bawling. |
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Cena had gotten some bad information. He thought those mushrooms on his wristband were supposed to make him double in size. That's the red ones, Johnny. The green ones will come in handy if Show sits on you, though. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/02.jpg Cena's "Missing Link" gimmick caused a riot among the MSG crowd. Goddamn puns... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/03.jpg No one thought Paul Wight had it in him, but damned if he didn't pull off the best-looking crucifix in wrestling. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/04.jpg At home, Zach Gowen threw a fit. They wouldn't let a one-legged wrestler out of jobberdom, but a guy with just a bust and a left arm gets the United States Title?!? http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/05.jpg Worst. Men on a Mission. Ever. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/06.jpg Jay "Nose-Spitter-Onner" Reso's new gimmick...wasn't very good. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/07.jpg Christian was not very kind to those who tried to take his giant black licorice. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/08.jpg JR: Bah Gawd, King! It's gettin' so hot, I gotta take mah pants off! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/09.jpg Chris "Ocean-Knees" Jericho was always a big hit with his opponents. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/10.jpg CHRISTIAN: Psst. One of us needs to have a spout! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/11.jpg CHRISTIAN (reading): "Congratulations on your Wrestlemania win, Christian. This is a favor I will not forget. Room 888, the Plaza, 2:00 AM. Bring the champagne, kneepads, and the Shawn wig I left in your locker." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/12.jpg MICK: Word life! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/13.jpg Dave felt violated, but now Mick had an exact measurement. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/14.jpg RIC: Hey, Dave! What'd the five fingers say to the face? http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/15.jpg ANNOUNCER: You never know when your topical excema will flare up... |
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Evolution reveled in their victory. NO ONE saw the WWE logo's heel turn coming! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/17.jpg As hot as Stacy looks in this pic, I kinda wish the camera would just swivel a bit so we can see Jackie's Marilyn Monroe impression. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/18.jpg You know, I've seen that face that the ref is making before. I think it was right before my grandpa had his heart atta--OH, GOD! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/19.jpg Not only did some cable feeds get interrupted with porn...somebody got into the WWE.com photo gallery. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/20.jpg STACY: Okay, Stevie. Cough. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/21.jpg TORRIE: I don't mean to alarm you, but...you have a giant fingernail cuticle growing out of the side of your neck. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/22.jpg Tajiri should have thought before he put the Flash in the Tarantula. A split-second after this picture was taken, Tajiri was plummeting headfirst to the floor. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/23.jpg The cruiserweight action was pretty cool, but nothing beat the sight of Charles Robinson nailing a ringside cameraman with a baseball slide. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/24.jpg Even the hosses appreciate fine pottery. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/25.jpg Brock's frogsplash from the rafters was a pretty damned good way of making up for his botched Shooting Star Press from last year. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/26.jpg And they're buiiiiiiiilding a hooooooooosspole to heaven... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/27.jpg VINCE (reading): "Thank you, Vince." Aw, that's nice. "...for accidentally leaving your keys in your Caddy." ****! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/28.jpg HAAS: Hey, so THAT's where Samu went... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/29.jpg Kish never could get the hang of that split-legged moonsault dealie. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/30.jpg The crowd marked out at the WWE debut of the Mighty Bombjack Halftime Show! |
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The quick-thinking WWE censors covered up Donald Trump's new "F</>uck" forehead tattoo with a digitized blur. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/32.jpg Fortunately for Vicky, Steven was there to make the save with the dreaded fishhook. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/33.jpg VICTORIA: Oh, hey, my boots don't match my shorts! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/34.jpg Gimme a "checkmark!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/35.jpg MOLLY: Um...you didn't just carve "Aim here, Trips" into my hair, did you? http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/36.jpg VICTORIA: Whoops! You didn't need that ear, did you? MOLLY: Hm? http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/37.jpg After reading a Nathaniel Hawthorne novel, Eddie KNEW what Kurt had done! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/38.jpg KURT: PONY RIDE! PONY RIDE! EDDIE: Oh, shit. Hey, Tazz, call Dr. Jho for me! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/39.jpg PATRICK: An' 'en I was all "POW!" An' he was all "OW!" An' she was all "My hero!" An' 'en, I was all "Yeah, wanna go have sex?" An' 'en she was all "I just met you!" An' 'en I was all "POW!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/40.jpg EDDIE: "Loop, swoop and..." SHIT! Chavito makes this look so easy... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/41.jpg Ticklemania was drawing to a close... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/42.jpg EDDIE: Boots? We don't need no stinkin' boots! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/43.jpg PAUL: Damn you, Willy Wonka! Why didn't you tell me about Violet Beauregard before?!? http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/44.jpg HHH (backstage): Oh, shit... The smarks have found me! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/45.jpg BACK-RIGHT DRUID: Shit, I missed 'im. BACK-LEFT DRUID: Shit, me too. MIDDLE-LEFT DRUID: Dammit! MIDDLE-RIGHT DRUID: Ah, I got close! NEAR-RIGHT DRUID: F</>uck! NEAR-LEFT DRUID: Don't worry, fellas. ONE of us will set that stupid hat on fire! |
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UNDERTAKER (reading): "Ha! Good luck getting this thing off. Love, Rhyno." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/47.jpg Moments later, the referee did his world-renowned Ultimate Warrior impression, with disastrous results. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/48.jpg KANE: Ha! Got your invisible rug! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/49.jpg Kane would soon be saved by the referee's Falcon Punch. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/50.jpg TAZZ: Hey, Cole, did you ever see another dead guy who was balding? http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/51.jpg Undertaker and Steven Richards engage in HGA. Fans worldwide turn off their TVs. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/52.jpg Shawn Michaels - Multitasker shows off his new gimmick by taking the Crippler Crossface AND beating Triple H in a Thumb War. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/53.jpg HHH: You're going down, you stupid Canuck! HBK: Yeah! CHRIS: Actually, aren't I going UP first? HHH: Uh... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/54.jpg CHRIS: Caaaaaaaarie! I'm sorry! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/55.jpg REF: Okay, Hunter...right-hand red! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/56.jpg CHRIS: Hey! This mirror's all lumpy... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/57.jpg Eddie's "Lie, Cheat, Steal" gimmick goes too far after he swipes his former best friend's dentures. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/58.jpg SCOTT STEINER (at home): Hey! That's a su-- TEST (smacking him): Joke's old, Scotty. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/59.jpg I'm not sure whose idea it was to have a WWE event in Michigan...in March...in an outdoor stadium... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/60.jpg Chris "Lighthouse" Benoit ends Wrestlemania by debuting his new gimmick. === *Whew* All done. |
Way to boost your post count. :p
Archives will be piling up. |
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<font color=goldenrod>RARRR.
My "Body Odor Brigade" one is f</>ucked up now because they changed the pics again.</font> :mad: |
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Ref:...and bow... <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/02.jpg> GAP launch their new "urban" range <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/03.jpg> Cena attempts a short-cut into the heavyweight division <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/04.jpg> <i> this isn't a caption, but don't you think thats a slightly affection referee </i> <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/05.jpg> YESS!! That's the end of Sex and the City <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/07.jpg> Christian loves Jericho so much he could fold him up and take him back to Canada <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/08.jpg> Vince books Pepe Le Pew for a Wrestlemania suprise appearance <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/09.jpg> Jericho: ..nope..you still haven't got it..scratch lower... <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/10.jpg> Christian: The old contact lense routine..eh.. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/11.jpg> Trish: You sniffed his ass didn't you..? <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/12.jpg> CNN: "Thousands have turned up to the first WWF Literature Festival" <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/13.jpg> Ref: Er..Mick..Now's not the time for a sing-a-long.. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/14.jpg> Batista: You idiot..you've opened a timewarp.. Rick: No, honestly, no I haven't.. Batista: aha..so where is that green light coming from then? <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/15.jpg> Rock: Psst..Rick..wake-up..Lesnar's finished now.. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/16.jpg> Evolution: We are the champions - my friends And we'll keep on fighting - till the end - We are the champions - We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions - of the world - |
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Molly: And tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Sinead O'Conner,, (sorry, UK) <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/38.jpg> Guerrerro: Quick, lets play Horsie.. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/37.jpg> Angle: Ok, ok...you'll get a work permit.. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/39.jpg> Vince decided that at this point that Eddie turn and convert to Islam <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/40.jpg> Guerrerro: <i> ****ing laces... </i> <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/41.jpg> Ref: Eddie, you'll have to take your shoes off by yourself next time..alright.. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/42.jpg> EG: <i> Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." </i> sorry..not original <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/43.jpg> Jose Maria Aznar expresses dismay at the Socialist victory <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/44.jpg> Undertaker: Its Madison Square Garden right.. Bearer: Yeah..Its Wrestlemania..you're coming home Undertaker: My home.. Bearer: Your home.. Undertaker: So My garden.. Bearer: *your* garden Undertaker: So no-one will mind if i put down a few gnomes <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/45.jpg> Vince books Lee Van Cleef for Wrestlemania <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/46.jpg> Undertaker: ..you know what happens to Naughty Children.. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/47.jpg> The Wrestlemania Ceilidh gets out of hand. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/48.jpg> Kane: Bwwahahahah..I am the puppetmaster.. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/49.jpg> Kane: Do you think Vince looks at pornsites for these finishers? <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/50.jpg> Undertaker: What the hell are you talking about Kane? <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/51.jpg> UT: Oh..Well, back to the wife.. <img src=http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/52.jpg> HHH: "STOP!! - This match is not ready yet.." |
<i> EDDY: And I say that Disraeli was the best prime minister!
ANGLE: Lord Palmerston! </i> LoL..I was struggling with that one.. |
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Trump fired "the Body" of his governership. |
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Donald's hair was furious when Jessie told him Vince came up with the phrase "your fired" first. |
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LOL, here's a bonus.
Benoit: Hunter! (Embraces him)
Hunter: Ohhh, my dear boy... Ha ha! (Smile) Benoit: To Main Event and Back Again... a Jobber's Tale by Triple H! (Skims through the pages) It's wonderful! Hunter: (Smile) Oh!... My old belt... I should... Very much like to, hold it again... One last time. Benoit: (Frowns, putting the belt over his shoulder) Triple H: BLACH! |
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LOL! Genius. :) |
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John Cena and Big Show's unseen audition tape for Big Fish http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/02.jpg Cena's attempt to combine a white rapper gimmick with a train driver gimmik went down like an A-Train match Cena: "CHOO! CHOO!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/03.jpg Thugwise Gamgee helps the stricken FroShow Baggins up Mount Doom. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/04.jpg Cena was afraid, whoever 'Fabbri' was, he apparently 'ruled'. A title challenge was surly not far off! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/05.jpg Booker was unusually happy for a man who's cock had just been engulfed in pink fire. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/06.jpg Obvious HGA reference: Check http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/07.jpg Christian: This is for holding me back Edge! Jericho: I'm not Edge! Christian: Shut it Edge! Jericho: I'M NOT EDGE! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/08.jpg With his hand covering his face and his hair bleached. Hunter takes a hands on approach to making Jericho job. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/09.jpg Under the terms of their team break up, Christian demanded Jericho's half of the Christmas Ass cream back. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/10.jpg All too aware that he just jobbed to Trish's slap, Jericho strangles himself. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/11.jpg The vid wall showed there were 2 sides to Jericho's situation. On the one hand he HAD just lost. On the other, he'd grown a nice set of boobs. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/12.jpg Confused as to why The Rock got the part in Walking Tall instead of him, Mick tries to judge Rock's hight in relation to his own. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/13.jpg Mick: "BOOM BOOM! Crap!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/14.jpg Ric: "Look! It's a bird! Do ya see?! Do ya see?!" Batista wasn't a hard man to confuse, but surly this wasn't the time for hand puppets. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/15.jpg Rock: "Ok...I remember that i have to bounce off one of the ropes, and it's called the People's Elbow, so there's got to be an elbow drop in there somewhere...Ah screw it I'll just make some shit up and hope they still pop." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/16.jpg You know it's been a wild stag night when you and your mates find yourselfs wandering half naked down the wrestlemania ramp. Not even gonna dignify the crap that was the playboy match with a caption. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/22.jpg The Reff shows Rey what he thinks of his Flash costume by punking him out while he's in the hold. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/23.jpg Chavo snr steals the ring from off his son's finger! Mexicans eh! http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/24.jpg Goldberg: "You want to leave wrestling to do what!?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/25.jpg Goldberg: "Ain't no damn David Copperfield trick gonna save you, Brock! You're balls are mine!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/26.jpg The match stops midmove as both Brock and Berg chuckle at the thought of Wrestlemania 40 being called Wrestlemania XXXX http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/27.jpg Vince: "Sorry, what? What do you mean I can't say it? What am I supposed to say? 'There's no longer a place for you in this company'!?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/31.jpg Jesse (thinks): "When i'm in power the first thing I'm gonna do is ban your tie!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/32.jpg Molly shows that she's a Holly at heart as she tries to steal Victorias gold filling. |
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Everyone knew Eddie lied, cheated and stole...but stealing Kurt's arm!? http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/38.jpg In a desperate attempt to hold onto the belt, Kurt confuses Eddy over the meaning of the phrase "title run" Kurt: Ok...On your marks. Set... http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/39.jpg Eddy thought he'd gotten away with selling mexican children on ebay. But little did he know that Nick Patrick was in fact one of Captain Planet's Planeteers! Patrick: "HEART!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/40.jpg Eddie: "Dammit! It's too small! I'm gonna kick those kid's asses when i get back to the sweatshop, essay!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/41.jpg Kurt's unique version of the Giant Swing. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/42.jpg Not only had Eddy beaten Kurt, he now added insult to injury by reflecting light off of the belt into Kurt's eyes. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/43.jpg If you shine a UV light over Wrestlemania you can see 1992. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/44.jpg Druid 1: "Why does taker even have us anyway?" Druid 2: "Yeah, since when were druids anything to do with evil cowboys?" Druid 3: "And what's with the fire? Isn't that Kane's gimmick?" Druid 4: "You guys wanna go get some beer after this?" Druid 2: "I got an ozzy concert to do. Sorry." http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/45.jpg Unable to find the Undertaker, WWE bring back Cowboy Bob Orton and hope nobody notices. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/46.jpg Taker looks back into his own head and finally finds the respect he's been searching for. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/47.jpg Taker and Kane stop wrestling for a moment to go over their favouright part of Romio and Julliett. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/48.jpg Kane: "WOO! Oh shit!" Beware. The dead man cometh for all those who steal Owen Hart's taunts. http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/51.jpg Taker bagan to wish he hadn't eaten the sole of Headbanger Mosh. |
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