Official ECW on Sci Fi Thread, 5/13/08 (no spoilers, please)
 

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After picking up a historic win on ECW’s 100th Episode, Colin Delaney will at long last sign a contract to become the Land of the Extreme’s newest Superstar on the next ECW on SciFi. The persistence and passion has finally paid off for Delaney whose dreams came true after defeating General Manager Armando Estrada. But will the youngster with a small stature, but a big heart, have what it takes to be a success in ECW? How will Delaney match up to his fellow Extreme Superstars? And what will Estrada have in store for Delaney?

ECW Champion Kane joined forces with CM Punk to defeat Chavo Guerrero & Bam Neely in tag team action. Mr. Money in the Bank delivered a devastating G.T.S. to Guerrero for the win as WWE Tag Team Champions The Miz & John Morrison looked on. The Big Red Machine and the Straightedge Superstar are an Extreme force when paired together – how will these two Superstars leave their mark in the Land of the Extreme? And when will Punk cash in his Money in the Bank privileges?

Kofi Kingston remains undefeated in ECW action after defeating Matt Striker on Tuesday as Shelton Benjamin offered guest commentary. But after defeating “Your Teacher," Benjamin stormed into the ring to attack Kingston, leaving him face-down on the mat. Has Kingston finally met his match? Will the “Gold Standard” be able to stop the Jamaican Superstar’s winning streak?

Finally, Mick Foley will also make his return to ECW and Matt Striker’s Classroom next week. What will transpire between the Hardcore Legend and “Your Teacher”? What does the SmackDown color commentator have in store for the Land of the Extreme?

To find out the answers to these questions and more, tune into Tuesday’s ECW on Sci Fi at 10/9 CT. Also, be sure to catch ECW in its entirety every week on WWE.com, available from Wednesday to the following Monday afternoon.

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So tonight we've The Miz v. CM Punk and John Morrison v. Kane. Could be pretty decent. A Colin Delaney contract signing, I'm sure a Kofi Kingston match, and hopefully some freakin' Elijah Burke action, for shit sake. Who's watching tonight?

I will be watching.

I really, really, really, really hope Kane and Punk don't win the tag titles at Judgment Day.

Hey, Punk cashed in his Money in the Bank briefcase to get that title shot.

What if Punk cashed in his Money in the Bank for a shot at the tag titles?

:lol:, yes, KoOS always makes ECW fun.

legend does to.

Apparently, Shannon Moore and Jimmy Wang Yang have tons of breifcases between them as well.

I think Armando should give Colin, Torrie's last entrance music since she is no longer in the company.

ECF

Well yeah, but that goes without saying. :cool:

:shifty:

;)

I wonder what kind of crazy shennanigans Mike Adamle will be up to tonight!

Can't even remember what that sounds like. Can you sing it for me real quick?

Something, something, something, With a girl like that...*dun dun* With a girl like that.

Colt Cabana should debut as the Court Jester in the Palace of Wisdom.

ECW is still on?

:heart:

Spoiler:



















Punk jobs again.

Not for another 13 minutes silly. :roll:

Adamle has lost his appeal to me since he now fucks up intentionally.

That would fit Colin's character pretty well.

Randy Orton's old theme is also free, though.

That would be stupid.

Punk will job to Miz via a gust of wind

I'm sorry, that was a very dumb thing for me to say.

You should be.

Abel vs. Jim Belushi on ECF TONIGHT

To punish myself, I will be compiling a list of Big Daddy V matches and watching them all week. :(

no man should go through that

Then I'll just watch whatever crap show is on Sci Fi after ECW. :(

Absmando Estrada

OH HAVE MERCY

lol that was a dubbed in pop if I ever heard one.

Whatta contract signing!

It's Knoxing time!

Yessssssss, Mike Knox has super sweet theme music and a super DUPER sweet beard, so that's something to look forward to. :y:

Colin vs. Knoxhole

That Delany recap from last week was triumphant as fuck. I almost wanted to cry. :)

CM PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

PUNKER!

All right, The Miz is about to whoop some ass. HOO RAH!

Morrison and Kane, Tag team champions!

The A listers babyyyyyyyyyyyy

I just wish they could be tag champs forever.

I thought they were called The In Crowd.

Punk wins.

Over under on Adamale's errors tonight is 50.

What are you guys taking? The over or the under?

That DAMNED PUNK CHANT BUTTON

They are

Miz is only good when Morrison is with him.

Under.



But a handful of them will be REALLY bad.

I dunno, I'm a Mizfit.

The beating rule?

Mike Mizanin to open the show. There's putting your best foot flowered.

What the hell is the beating rule?

God, Adamle is just fucking awful. Not even in a funny way, really.

Those damn dubbed chants.

Apparently it's like a 10-run rule in little league baseball :roll:

The beating rule only exists in knothole pro wrestling.

have mercy!

That spot where Punk just holds onto him in the corner is kind of awkward.

That bridge spot is far too predictable.

GO TO SREEEEEEEEEEEP.....WHAT THE FUCK

FUCK YES MIKE THE MIZ!

LOL

HOLY SHIT

Which pretty much locks the fact that Punk and Kane are winning at Judgment Day. :(

Duh, it's the age old "tag team rivals face off in singles where one team gets a victory in each match"

Mr. MITB jobs to the Miz?







really?

If Morrison beats Kane, the tag reign is DEFINITELY over...so i guess I have to root for Kane in that one.

P.S., DIVA FEVA!

DIVA FEVA

DIVA FEVA!

Wait, Kane is the ECW champ, right?

The shaman of sexy?

Punk is like the only one of their top babyfaces who actually lose clean.

I have no idea why, but I am LOLing right now at "Jamaican me crazy". God damn it.

Also the only one who would lose to The Miz.

Punk does everything clean though, that's his lifestyle. :shifty:

I was just thinking, he's upgraded from Terrible to Just Plain Bad. :|

It's Dumb, Dumber, and Cherry.

Kelly is hot :drool:

You know, Cherry can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned.

Nattie is very hot

What shakes like jelly jelly? KELLY KELLY!

Get ready for a 5 star match.

An analogy comes to me:

Mike "Shakes" Adamle is the chick match of commentary.

Natalya really isn't that hot, actually.

Vicky and Nattie are gonna fuck their shit up.

HART ATTACK

Close enough to make you realize what's supposed to be happening, but not good enough to make you want to see it again. :y:

Ugh this is painful

Victoria's ass is hot.

:yes:

:y: