Official ECW Thread (5/20/08): Spoiler inside
 

CM Punk loses.

Cena lost last night, so maybe punk will win

Nah, Kofi will lose to balance out the universe.

BOOP! BOOP!

I dunno, Punk jobbing = Cena winning, they happen so much nowadays

Punk, Morrison, Chavo, and Tommy in the ring

Punk is gonna lose

Punk's going to cash in his briefcase for a victory.

Singapore Cane baby

Singapore Cane match, booo

in a number one contender's match...for the tag titles

Mooreyson?

Ugh, Adamle

Thrilla marks out as Miz comes tothe ring

but little does Punk know that the title is no longer active, so he will be wrestling himself.

Somehow he will lose to his shadow.

Cleveland's finest

Miz is actually improving a lot

lol Adamle already said "The Taz" lol.

U know, this is my first viewing of ECW live! Just realised u can get it free here via TVU.

Mike The Miz is so cool, his aurora can be felt from outer space.

Did Adamle call Tazz "The Tazz" again at the start of the show?

Boo the continued existence of Mike Mizanin.

Whodda thunk that Kane's title reign would last longer than Taker's?

Miz gonna job to the on button on Kane's push

450?

Yup! - Said that two posts above ;)

I like Miz.

OOOOOOOREEEEEO! OOOOOOREEEEEO!

COOKIE DREAM TEAM!

When the fuck are they gonna get Punk off on ECW?

3 dollar bill street?

flying fat press

Is Miz turning into Punk, DQ win because someone doesn't break in the corner

lol what a cheap finish

Seriously Kane should retire. He just had a competive match with Miz.

It doesn't get lower then that.

When he's being wished well in his future endeavors.

At least someone cared enough about Miz to save him.

lolz

Having a competitive match with Snitsky.


Oh wait...

Hang on, Kane didn't actually use the chair or anything. Morrison was the one who actually interfered!?!!?

KoOS, knowing WWE's luck lately that will be after Punk is found with 30 grams of cocaine after just winning the title from Triple H and John Cena in the same match and proclaiming it the Streight Edge title.

Punk's got the momentum of a guy who just got done wrestling a series of matches with Snitsky on Heat.

Shit never knew u got Doctor Who over there. Not Americanised either.

BOI BOI BOI...but don't get too excitied Coffee

As of May 19th this year (a date which has significance for Kane), the Big Red Machine had held the ECW Championship 50 times as long as he was WWE Champion, apparently.

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

Adamle: Are Jamaican me coffee, The Tazz?
Tazz: :|

Part Blah?

JAMACIAN ME CRAZY KoOS

lol. Just really realised that there is fuck all extreme about Ecw. Why not just pad the other rosters. Oh fuck it, no point is there. Noone knows ECW exists anyway.

part twat

I'm just waiting for Adamle to call Kane "Kane the Undertaker." :shifty:

Also, Kofi Kingston and Shelton Benjamin should be allowed to wrestle a fairly long match. Kingston is one of the most impressive talents from development recently, allegedly, so let him show it.

I'm not sure if this is true or not, but apparently CM Punk won more singles match than anyone else last year. I think that included John Cena. It seems unlikely to me, but I saw that reported somewhere, and it's something to contrast the current year he is having to.

Shelton was anticipating the boom boom boom

Kelly Kelly's twat twat

KOFI JOBS

Trouble in paradise, Kofi is no longer undefeated.

Now Snitsky's the only undefeated guy left.

good match right there

Solid match.

OMG. Oh noes. Da Streek iz ovah.

Kingston is just doing the job now. Punk comes to mind.

All we need is Punk to job and all is right within WWE.

Kofi must have major heat in the locker room. NUCLEAR HEAT

ain't no stopping me

Actually Miz, thats a double negative, which means he can be stopped at any given time

If Punk wins tonight, we're officially in bizarro world

Him and Leyla were having sex backstage and Trips got jealous because he hasn't been getting any during Steph's pregnancy.

U NOT BIIIG PAAAWWWPPIII

....COLIN HAS MUSIC

OHMYGOD

That actually makes sense.

JOBBER MUSIC FOR JOBBER DELANEY

Michelle McCool might have someone who is smaller than her.

MEGA HEAT FOR MIKE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOX

Mike Knox is Superman according to Adamle

K2!!!!!!!!!!

Knox has really let himself go since Kelly dumped him.

lol it's Abs Estrada

Awww poor Kelly

If Colin Delany gets with Kelly Kelly as a result of this storyline... I am going to shoot myself.

Leyla Milani is the only person left in the Raw Fan Nation

at least the fan nation is hot then

I think "Sign guy" is still there.

But not interesting.

Rembember when Leyla kicked Hebner in the balls?

And to think that Vince didn't like it that Balls Mahoney was storyline "going out" with Kelly Kelly... What're Colin's chances again?

Even the most powerful entity couldn't beat a wellness test.

I liked how on WWE.com they showed that Regal was "fired" and then right underneath that it said that he was suspended for 60 days. :lol:

PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tommy, the last man who still cares about the initials ECW

Punk should be all like "Yeah, screw this match. I'm cashing in the briefcase for a shot at the title."

Chavo will probably win at ONS, but Punk is a good possibility as well.

CW Punk

I'd go the alternate route...I'd let Tommy win

C.W. Punk vs. C.W. Anderson!

The winner gets a shot at the ECW Title, not a chocolate cake.

Does Chavo have a limp?

With Guest Referee C.W. McCall

"Gimme a 10-9, good buddy. We got us a convoy."

He'll job to that briefcase soon. Let's face it, it's the only thing not to have a shot at him yet.

Chavo is pimping, not limping

WTF. Is that a "pimp or a limp"?

Holy fuck a Dreamer chant

We're in Bizzaro World.

I bet you Sign guy cares.

Uber tag.

"I've never been in a Cane match actually"

Sign guy only cares about Batista's ball sweat on his hat

Don't forget Cena's cock in his mouth.