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Volchok 05-21-2008 01:06 AM

So the CM in CM Punk means..
 
Cookie Monster?

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I did not know that.

El Fangel 05-21-2008 01:09 AM

Charles Montgomery.

Afterlife 05-21-2008 01:17 AM

Cock Massage.

Mr. Nerfect 05-21-2008 01:35 AM

Cocking Maria.

Mr. Nerfect 05-21-2008 01:35 AM

(was) Cocking Maria.

Impeccable 05-21-2008 02:49 AM

I thought it was because he was in a tag team called the Chick Magnets.

Rammsteinmad 05-21-2008 03:13 AM

Cookie Monster Punk. :y:

Kane Knight 05-21-2008 07:47 AM

Carry Me.

Londoner 05-21-2008 08:01 AM

Crazy Motherfucker

I dunno...

Impact! 05-21-2008 08:52 AM

Cock Mongling (Punk)
Cash Money (Punk)
Caucasian Man (Punk)
Contains Minimal (Punk)

Kane Knight 05-21-2008 10:16 AM

Crack/Meth

BigDaddyCool 05-21-2008 10:18 AM

According to Adamle it is CW Punk.

blake639raw 05-21-2008 10:25 AM

Crystal Meth
Child Molester
Cock Master
Corn Muffin
Chip Munk

Porcupine 05-21-2008 10:40 AM

Crappy Mascot?

Fox 05-21-2008 12:11 PM

Coke Mule Punk

Indifferent Clox 05-21-2008 12:27 PM

It was chick Magnet originally.

He just fucks with people and says different things.

but

Creation Masturbation

Shaggy 05-21-2008 12:31 PM

This is the second time Ive heard him give a different reason behind C.M.....

First it was Chick Magnet....

Now Cookie Monster....

What next....all the suggestions being made in this thread?

Nowhere Man 05-21-2008 12:33 PM

Charles Manson (having escaped from jail and undergone extensive plastic surgery)

Mooияakeя™ 05-21-2008 01:12 PM

Completely Misled


Well, didn't MitB mean a push in the old days?

FourFifty 05-21-2008 01:33 PM

Cocking (shane's) Mom Punk.

addy2hotty 05-21-2008 03:51 PM

Charlie Mike.

He likes to keep it simple.

KingofOldSchool 05-21-2008 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2162403)
Carry Me.

So said Joe to Punk...

Evil Vito 05-21-2008 06:40 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Coke Man

He wanted a Coca-Cola tattoo but they fucked up and gave him Pepsi.</font> :(

Xero 05-21-2008 06:45 PM

Caffeine Maniac

Caffeine: The drug for non-druggies!

Kenny 05-21-2008 08:34 PM

I know the answer...

It's HOT....

It's SPICY....

IT TASTES GREAT...

Colonial Mustapha!

Kane Knight 05-21-2008 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126 (Post 2162752)
Caffeine Maniac

Caffeine: The drug for non-druggies!

My only vice is competition...And Caffeine...

Vastardikai 05-21-2008 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2162918)
My only vice is competition...And Caffeine...

... and heroin...

Afterlife 05-21-2008 11:59 PM

Cunt Muscle?

Vastardikai 05-22-2008 12:04 AM

Coal Miner?

It would explain how dirty he is...

Afterlife 05-22-2008 12:10 AM

Soap is for addicts.

Kane Knight 05-22-2008 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vastardikai (Post 2163059)
... and heroin...

I figured that was understood.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afterlife (Post 2163074)
Soap is for addicts.

Soap is a drug. DRUGS ARE BAD!

Heros Welcome 05-22-2008 02:30 PM

Does it matter what CM stands for? He is just a waste of life and a JOBBER....

Kane Knight 05-22-2008 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heros Welcome (Post 2163615)
Does it matter what CM stands for? He is just a waste of life and a JOBBER....

Sounds like you need to CRY MOAR, Punk. :D

Heros Welcome 05-22-2008 05:16 PM

KK your such a jokster

Afterlife 05-22-2008 11:02 PM

Christmas Miracle!

Vastardikai 05-23-2008 12:11 AM

Crystal Mountain?

(rep to he who knows where that comes from...)

Mister Sinister 05-23-2008 12:14 AM

Death?

Nowhere Man 05-23-2008 01:32 AM

Caramel Marshmallows. Not only will he kick your ass, but he'll do so while being delicious.

FourFifty 05-23-2008 01:52 AM

I don't know why Punk gets so much shit from the IWC. As far as I care if he could turn heel and have an angle with Jeff Hardy everyone would be all over him. Punk is a good worker, and has the mic skills to light up the crowd if he turned heel.
Hell, you can have Punk vs Matt Hardy if you want. Just have Punk come out and talk about how there's no hope for drug users, and he can't wait until Jeff gets tested again. Matt comes out and talks about how everyone should have a second chance. Well Punk reminds Matt that Jeff HAD his second chance. The rest writes itself.


CM Punk's biggest problem is WWE holding him back from being the persona that he can be, and letting MVP steal the "better than you" bit.

Afterlife 05-23-2008 01:56 AM

Which is ironic as shit, seeing has how MVP did time for being a drug dealer.

Impact! 05-23-2008 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vastardikai (Post 2164261)
Crystal Mountain?

(rep to he who knows where that comes from...)

Mastodon

Lux 05-23-2008 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny (Post 2162898)
I know the answer...

It's HOT....

It's SPICY....

IT TASTES GREAT...

Colonial Mustapha!

People already hate you, to make a reference to TNA just lowers you even more....





cm punk disgusts me and needs to be shot :mad:

RottingFreak 05-23-2008 09:37 AM

Cunt Man Punk

Kane Knight 05-23-2008 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FourFifty (Post 2164335)
I don't know why Punk gets so much shit from the IWC. As far as I care if he could turn heel and have an angle with Jeff Hardy everyone would be all over him. Punk is a good worker, and has the mic skills to light up the crowd if he turned heel.

  1. CM Punk is an IWC darling. Shut up.
  2. If he doesn't have the mic skills to "light up the crowd" as a face, then it's really not the mic skills.
  3. There is no 4.
  4. 3 lied.
  5. He's a good worker. Like pretty much everyone else in the business. He's solid, but there are few indie wrestlers who aren't at least solid.
EDIT: Let me just also add the that majority of the "hate" he gets comes from the fact that he is lauded by the IWC as a virtual GOD. A lot of people get down on these guys because they are hyped up as the Rock, Kurt Angle, and Jesus rolled into one, and then they get on our screens and they can't live up to the hype.

Of course, nobody can. Smark praise tends to be so inflated that it's impossible to live up to. That's not Punk or Jericho or Burchill's fault.

Then again, I do hate Punk. He irritates me on many levels. Most of which would be passed off as him being a good heel...Which would be bullshit even if he was a heel, but since he's not....

Mooияakeя™ 05-23-2008 11:42 AM

Chris Masters

*jesus, don't believe he is my 1,000 post. Pfft.

Kane Knight 05-23-2008 12:09 PM

Of course, I also hate Jericho, Rob Van Dam, Jeff Hardy, and anyone else I have said something about without outright blowing them.

FourFifty 05-23-2008 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2164633)
Of course, I also hate Jericho, Rob Van Dam, Jeff Hardy, Jesus, Babies, Other People, anything that isn't a kitten


Kane Knight 05-23-2008 02:02 PM

That's a lie!

I also like puppies.

Do you like puppies? We should exchange recipes.

Xero 05-23-2008 02:06 PM

http://www.recipesource.com/ethnic/a...0/rec0001.html

Code:

                        Stewed Dog (wedding style)
 
 Recipe By    : Joe Sweeney
 Serving Size  : 30  Preparation Time :3:00
 Categories    : Ethnic                          Lamb
                Philippines
 
  Amount  Measure      Ingredient -- Preparation Method
 --------  ------------  --------------------------------
    3      kg            dog meat -- * see note
    1 1/2  cups          vinegar
  60                    peppercorns -- crushed
    6      tablespoons  salt
  12      cloves        garlic -- crushed
      1/2  cup          cooking oil
    6      cups          onion -- sliced
    3      cups          tomato sauce
  10      cups          boiling water
    6      cups          red pepper -- cut into strips
    6      pieces        bay leaf
    1      teaspoon      tabasco sauce
    1 1/2  cups          liver spread -- ** see note
    1      whole        fresh pineapple -- cut 1/2 inch thick
 
 1. First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire.
 2. Carefully remove the skin while still warm and set aside for later (may be
used in other recpies)
 3. Cut meat into 1″ cubes. Marinade meat in mixture of vinegar, peppercorn,
salt and garlic for 2 hours.
 4. Fry meat in oil using a large wok over an open fire, then add onions and
chopped pineapple and suate until tender.
 5. Pour in tomato sauce and boiling water, add green peper, bay leaf and
tobasco.
 6. Cover and simmer over warm coals until meat is tender. Blend in liver spread
and cook for additional 5-7 minutes.
 
 * you can substiture lamb for dog. The taste is similar, but not as pungent.
 ** smooth liver pate will do as well.
 
 
                    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
 
 Suggested Wine: San Miguel Beer
 Serving Ideas : Rice, naturally.
 
 NOTES : During my wedding reception, my brother- in-law suggested we add to the
feast by having dog stew.  Wanting to be part of the family, and having been
subjected to all sorts of socials tests already,  I agreed. The result was...
well.. a lot better than I expected. In fact, it was great!
 
 It was only later I found out that dog should *not* be served at weddings, as
it may make the bride and groom flight like dogs during the honeymoon. But what
the heck. It didn't seem to have that effect... at least not until a few year
later.        :-)
 
 For the faint of heart, you can always substitute lamb in place of next door's
rover, but the meat will not be as sweet or as rich in flavor.


Vastardikai 05-23-2008 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Impact! (Post 2164341)
Mastodon

The Mastodon Album was entitled "Blood Mountain." To the best of my knowledge, they didn't do a song called "Crystal Mountain."

Helmsphere was right, with Death.

I also would have taken Necrophagist, who covered the song.


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