Official Raw is all about the MMMMONNNNN-NNNAAAYY Thread (6-16-08): Cena vs. Jobmanga
 

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On Monday night, Raw will make itself at home in Salt Lake City, as WWE Champion Triple H and John Cena continue to circle one another like junkyard dogs, spoiling for their title match at Night of Champions. This week, Cena will face Umaga in a Street Fight. Surely The Game will be watching as his Night of Champions opponent meets the Samoan Bulldozer on Raw.

Just two weeks ago, Cena defeated Jeff Hardy to become the No. 1 contender. Last week saw Triple H sweep Cena’s legs out from under him after the Chain Gang Commander’s victory over JBL. Then, in the night’s main event between The Game and Jeff Hardy, Cena interfered, causing Triple H to lose by count-out. With less than two weeks before Night of Champions, will anything keep these two fierce competitors from annihilating one another? Will Cena's Street Fight with Umaga affect his strategy going into Night of Champions?

An appearance by Shawn Michaels on Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel quickly turned ugly when Y2J attacked The Showstopper. Their rivalry had been building for the past few weeks as Jericho alternately accused HBK of faking an injury and then encouraged him in a match against Batista. What is the purpose of the mind games that the Intercontinental Champion is playing with Michaels, and how will Michaels react to being attacked last Monday night?

Also last week, World Tag Team Champions Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes suffered their second defeat in a row, this time at the hands of Umaga & Snitsky. While recovering after the match, the champs were again confronted by Raw’s newest Superstar, Ted DiBiase. The “simply priceless” DiBiase warned them that at Night of Champions, he and a partner of his choosing will prevail over the World Tag Team Champions. With the ongoing strife between Holly & Rhodes, will they be able to stand up to DiBiase and his mystery partner? And who will that partner turn out to be?

As temperatures run high on Raw, surely in the back of all the Superstars’ minds are thoughts of the impending WWE Draft. In less than two weeks, all Superstars, Divas, announcers and General Managers from all brands will be eligible to be drafted to another show. Who will get selected to leave Raw and which of your favorite Superstars will begin appearing on Monday nights?

But, your biggest reason to tune into Raw this week is no doubt the continuation of McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania. The reports are all true: Mr. McMahon is giving away his own money. Just last week he gave away a cool $1 million, and he’s promised to do it all again this week. To get your share, all you have to do is register at WWE.com and tune in.

Remember folks, vote destor in King of the Forum (link in sig.) Rep for all those who come in here and validate their vote!

<font color=goldenrod>Fortunately, likely the last time we'll see Umaga on Raw...before he gets drafted to ECW to perhaps gain some relevance back.</font>

I voted for you too so that you can have a reign of reigns!

:D

(I have to spread rep blah blah blah)

Then spread it like you're spreading butter over Big Daddy V's chest!

So, I would love to know how many people who didn't sign up last week are signing up tonight after 450's big score.

I did, but that was before I knew 450 won. If I had known I wouldn't of, since lighting doesn't strike the same place twice.

the same place being TPWW.

I don't think there is a quota of 'only one member per large wrestling forum community'.

Just a figure of speech :roll:

Just got a phone call from an unidentified number, brb.

Ummm what the hell is an Eprize?

Prize amounts got upped this week.

BRING ON THAT 16 BUCKS!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenin', all.

Evening fellas. I bet they call before and check for Ringback tones before any call tonight lol

The mormon's love Cena

Please draft Cena to SmackDown so I only have to put up with him during PPV matches I don't pay attention to.

Evening everyone.

damn what a pop

Too easy?

Vote Destor.

Cena looks like he's gonna cry

Mormons + Pro Wrestling = Wigger lovers

Is he like calling it a career or something?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KING OF KINGS THEME!

YAY!

Well, The Champ is here.

BOW DOWN TO THE KING CENA

Yes, John, in fact, the champ is there. So glad you could cue him.

NoRoolz knowz

They censored "ass" in a sentence about Stone Cold, the man who made Vince a billionaire by giving the company an edge.

Now Raw is TV-PG again... I think my relationship with wrestling is slowly coming to an unfortunate end.

Could rant all day about what a mistake WWE is making by marketing mainly to kids again, but it's all been said. This show is just weak, boring, repetitive and tame EVERY week.

HAHA...

lol I love Triple H

LOL

NOTHING IS OVER..........................NOTHING!

oh shit.

At least Cena realizes nothing has changed

Two years ago to the day? Yeah Trips was D-X at this time.

Past their bed times LOL

Shit... WWE will be broadcasting Raw live from Salt Lake City every week next time Cena has the strap.

LOLOLOLOL

<font color=goldenrod>Cena is actually good in this. Shame it can't always be like this.

ROFL shot at the fans</font>

burn

lol. It'll be past your fans bed times! HA!

OH NO HE DIDN'T!

Is this Vince's new theme from now on? It sucks.

Here comes the MON-NAY

It's all about the MMMMMMOOOONNNN-NNNNAAAAYYYYY

damn that has to be personal between them 2

The password is: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!

Love the way Vince "improvised" a Street Fight between Cena and Umaga which has been advertised all weekend.

watch raw and win

If only Cena had read WWE.com, he'd have been prepared. Bad Cena!

Remember when this was a PPV Main Event.

Wonder if I can get to 7000 posts during Raw.... 208 to go...

Or I might go to bed...

Sleep is for the weak.

I bet Jobmanga loses.

Spoiler: Umanga likes donuts.

Edit: Oh, and Cena wins.

I wish I could win MOOOONNN-NNNAAAAYYYY just by watching Raw tonight :(

Why, when there are steel chairs, would Cena grab a MICROPHONE?!?!

LET'S GO MANGA!

*clap*

*clap*

*clap*

Another Spoiler: I like donuts too.

do you think wwe supplies the tape for his spike thumb?

Hard to believe there was a time when Umaga would have made a credible WWE champion.

That totally missed

There wasn't. He always sucked.

He knew the pen was mightier than the sword so in theory... the mic is more powerful than the chair?! :wtf:

Umaga travels to Japan once a month for the special Japanese thumb tape which is stronger than your average tape. (What? They make the best computers in the world, you think they can't make the best tape??)

WWE covers his travel and accommodation, but Umaga has to plump for the tape out of his own pocket. I believe it may be tax deductable though.

If he buys it in bulk.... ah fuck it, just shut up.

he could be champ for a week

I gotta be honest, had he FU'd Manga onto the stairs I would marked out.

I'M SHOCKED!

:( sad

lol is Cena DA UNDATAKAH now?

Oh. They removed the tone.

I see Vince didn't learn how to dial over the week.

lol

lol, where did there the cool phone from last week go? lol.

Doesnt he know his own name lol

ha

Denzel makes me angry.

lol Denzel is the new Trish Stratus

I am so madly in love with Maria and I've never met her. It is sad.

bikini contest

What the fuck? You gotta jump through hoops to get the MONNNNNNNN-NNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?

Oh yay...I think

Dude I woulda barked for that much MMMOOONN-NNAAAAYYY

Who the fuck is Eve Torres?

Please let this end in Beth Phoenix killing all the Divas then Mickie coming out bikini and all and kicking ass. I swear to god I dreamed that last week lol

DiBiase was way better at it. Denzel should have a basketball Vince can kick.

One of the diva search losers who won anyway i think.

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