World Wrestling Reality
 

Okay last night when I was watching television I flipped through channels and came across The Surreal Life. A great epiphany came to my mind. What if a selected 10 Wrestlers were put into a house for a set amount of time and was voted on to be eliminated each week by fans. This would be SURVIVOR Meets THE REAL WORLD... Anyways just an idea for a thread that could be some fun. Get back to me with your ideas if you would like to do this.

Tough Enough went off the air years ago.

Yeah but those were nobodys that turned into somewhat somebodys but still at the end of the day were nobodys.

I think it would be an awesome idea. 10 old famous wrestlers from the past in one house. Have in on USA, I think it would get decent ratings.

That idea is shit enough to actually be done.

Okay so we have 1 vote each for New Jack and The Iron Shiek, since the Original is dead, or do we ressurrect him?

.....can I buy some pot from you?

How much do you want, cuz I know you can afford it.:y:

Haven't I suggested this before, but with crazy old wrestlers?

I think my idea centered around Kurt Angle, Iron Shiek, Randy Savage, Roddy Piper, Hulk Hogan, Lex Luger (who will now be replaced by New Jack), Virgil, Bob Backlund, Lou Albano, and Bret Hart.

Needs more Mick Foley.

Gotta have Savage in the house

You need a token gay in there. Throw in Orlando Jordan because he adds to your black quota as well.

Funaki! WWE NUMBA WAN TOKEN!

I don't know, man. I'd say John Morrison is doing quite well for himself at press time.

I would probably put Kamala in the house, but he has to stay in character the entire time.

Okay obviously New Jack and Iron Shiek are in... Now we need 8 more.
How bout Sunny? You need an attractive girl to sleep around with the guys in the house and I say Max Mini should stay in the house too.
I think...

New Jack
Iron Shiek
Sunny
Max Mini
Kurt Angle
CM Punk---Run the angle of him being Straight Edge, Standing off to the side at the bars
Randy Savage
Chyna
Bob Backlund
...Ummm Need Another Female, but I am out of ideas

Anyone got anybody in mind?

How has no one mentioned the Hispanic man who got fucked up on angel dust and ran naked through the hotel while part of a WWE overseas tour?

DA JUICCCE!

I'd also throw David Arquette in there, just because they could all make fun of him for being the worst World Champion of all time. And Ron Simmons has to be the guy who gives them their missions and shit, just because "DAMN!" is awesome.

My list would be something like this:

-Juventud Guerrera
-CM Punk
-RVD
-Hulk Hogan
-Mick Foley
-DDP
-David Arquette
-Chyna
-Lita
-Melina
-Dawn Marie

Hulk Hogan
CM Punk
Scott Hall
Kurt Angle
Kamala (kayfabe)
Orlando Jordan
Iron Sheik
New Jack
Sunny
Dawn Marie
Chyna
Hassan (kayfabe)

These are our total votes so far, a wrestler must have 10 votes to enter into the house, I will keep track of this until there are 10 in the house, but voting is as follows:
7 Men
3 Women


New Jack -5
Iron Shiek -5
Kurt Angle -4
Randy Savage -4
Chyna -4
Hulk Hogan -4
CM Punk -4
Bob Backlund -2
Scott Hall -2
Mick Foley -2
Orlando Jordan -2
Sunny -2
Dawn Marie -2
Roddy Piper -1
Virgil -1
Captain Lou Albano -1
Bret Hart -1
Sean Waltman (X-Pac, Syxx Pac, 123 Kid, etc.) -1
The Sandman -1
Funaki -1
Max Mini -1
Juventud Guerrera -1
Rob Van Dam -1
Diamond Dallas Page -1
David Arquette -1
Lita -1
Melina -1
Kamala -1
Muhammad Hassan -1

Does Chyna count as a man or woman?

Once you tabulate these votes, what is it exactly that you plan on doing with the results? I feel like I'm missing something here.

Kamala had better fucking win this thing. He has NOTHING else.

Once a superstar has at least ten votes they are put in the house and the stories will start to begin, with everyone putting their input in of what is going on in the house, and at the end of each week, each poster will vote for one superstar to be kicked out of the house. However, the only problem that I am coming to now is what will the winner recieve after the show is over.


Chyna shall count as a female.

Oh man, Virgil is on the list? I have a history of putting Virgil over big time...Still going with Kamala though.

Can the list be added to so far by people who have not submitted lists?

Yeah they have to get ten votes to get into the house...Just because you want Kamala in the house soooooo bad.

Ladies and gentleman...Our first contestant, KAMALA!!!!!!

Hogan
Flair
Vic Grimes
Warrior
Savage
New Jack
Hall
Nash
Sheik
B.Brian Blair

lol this would be the best line up

Sheik trying to humble Blair
Savage reportedly carries a gun with him and would have a shoot out with New Jack who would also be looking to kill Grimes
Nash just cause he's hilarious
Hall providing the drunken entertainment
Flair going after Hall, Nash, Hogan for holding him down during WCW
Warrior, because he's Warrior

This is your top ten

Also, Kind of surprised no one has said HBK. Being Kliq and a born again Christian may put him in some tough spots with Waltman and Hall being in there.

Take a look at your future WWR winner:

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LOL

Okay based upon our votes before I think we are going to add these people to the list too.

IRON SHIEK

NEW JACK

and CHYNA

Anyone else want to see someone appear on the show real bad?

Randy Orton

Well since Thrilla wants Orton in and Orton does need something to do while he is out of work, I guess he's admitted in on a sympathy give.

CM Punk shall be added to the list as well... I mean what happens when a Straight Edge is placed into the Lion's Den full of addicts?????

PARTICIPANTS Up-To-Date

Kamala
Chyna
Iron Shiek
New Jack
Randy Orton
CM Punk

Does Hogan even have time for another TV Show???

We need 2 more females to add on.

I am thinking Sunny and I guess Dawn Marie.

If something better comes to mind let me know.

Will there be liquor in the house?

It's a reality show of course!!!!

Then we msut have Waltmen.

Alright Waltman is a pretty popular choice, so we shall add him to the guest list.

CONGRATS SEAN WALTMAN aka X-PAC aka SYXX PAC aka 1-2-3 KID aka Former Boyfriend of the one and only MAN-GINA... um I mean Chyna.

I think you should start with 12 guests, just to make sure it isn't a total sausagefest.

Sunny. That fat Sunny. She should be in this.

I agree, okay then 12 it is.

Well we have a racist and the Bad Guy added, I thought I added Chyna already.

UPDATED HOUSE LIST

NEW JACK
IRON SHIEK
CHYNA
CM PUNK
KAMALA
RANDY ORTON
SUNNY
MICHAEL HAYES
SEAN WALTMAN
SCOTT HALL

There's 10 guests, we need two more, PREFERABLY FEMALES

IDEAS- Dawn Marie
Stephanie McMahon-Levasque
Luna
Sable
Bertha Faye
Mae Young
Trish Stratus
Lita

BTW

The Show will be called

WORLD WRESTLING REALITY: THE SURVIVOR SERIES

Lita
Orlando Jordan

Adding another guy to the mix? I thought you said you didn't want a sausagefest?..................................WAIT................................
Oh yeah, OJ----The GAY TOKEN, BLACK GUY.

That might work.

Luna Vachon FTW

or Wendi Richter.

Actually, we NEED to have Wendi Richter.

How in the fuck could I forget about Wendi Richter?

Why in the fuck should you remember her?

Before there was Montreal....

There was the Spider Lady controversy.

At a time when one of the biggest draws in WWF was a woman.

Actually, she was a 2 time Women's champion that ended the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG reign of Fabulous Moolah as Women's Champion. Her other reign started with a victory over Lelani Kai at Wrestlemania I. Talent wise, she was comparable to later Trish Stratus.

And was managed by Cyndi Lauper (Yes, THAT Cyndi Lauper) during the rise of the WWF's Rock 'N Wrestling era. She was literally as big a draw as Hogan until she refused a new contract making dramatically less money, and learned the hard way why being a legit tough guy (or gal in this case) was a prerequisite to being a champion. Moolah (as "Spider Lady") more or less shot on her and held her down for the 3 count.

She is not comparable to Trish. Seriously, talent wise there aren't ANY American female wrestlers EVER that compair to her.

Good point. Trish was also legit tough, something Wendi NEVER was. Top tier would probably be Trish, Bull Nakano, and shit... there really isn't much room at the top.

In retrospect, I would put her in the all-time second tier, with the likes of Mickie James and Medusa Miscelli.

Megumi Kudo :y:

huge fan of womens wrestling btw. Terrible shame how its been shit on in America since...ever.

I would much rather see ECW be this than what it is now.

So I am only seeing Luna and Wendi Richter so far, I will give it to more days before the final decision is made.

<--- Must spread rep before giving back to Destor